The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning cafe collective. May your weekends be filled with warmth and wellbeing.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

 

[GoodnessO]

Hiya goodness. Welcome.

Lemonade and soda coming right up! Where ya joining us from?

Upper midwest. This is my 1st time at the "cafe". Any specials today?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender says “you mean a martini?” The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

Why do people love Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.

Straws are for suckers.

Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.

I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

 

[dkak001]

3:05, and here I am!

Lol. Sigh...

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!

 

[Missk_2022]

Good night all.

3am club meeting is optional. It is the weekend before a holiday after all.

430 meeting this am

 

[Missk_2022]

Right at the holiday? Hmmmm

I the only one in the office this next week...well all week....

 

[Missk_2022]

Wow, Greylag, you are much braver than I gave you credit for. Telling a woman that she can't do something!!

He is our darling grey... we would listen

 

[stiv837]

After all these years of being on this site , this is my first visit. It seems like a nice place and I could use a black coffee and have a look around.

 

[Oldermom935]

430 meeting this am

3 am here...

 

[Oldermom935]

After all these years of being on this site , this is my first visit. It seems like a nice place and I could use a black coffee and have a look around.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning OM, MissK and Wat. Even tried to sleep in but the old dog had other ideas.

 

[Oldermom935]

Good morning OM, MissK and Wat. Even tried to sleep in but the old dog had other ideas.

Morning hun. 3 am here, and have to work today...

 

[Missk_2022]

After all these years of being on this site , this is my first visit. It seems like a nice place and I could use a black coffee and have a look around.

Welcome.... we give all the newbies the run down.

Read the first page ..is a rundown of the guidelines of this page.

We do have a few rules to keep us all happy.

1. No drama
2. No politics
3. No religion
4. This isn't a hookup thread. We don't hit on each other or proposition each other. There is a little teasing at times, but if you want to approach someone do it as a DM.....privately.

If you want to get an idea of what the vibe is read the last 10 Pages or so. It is more like the Cheers bar type of vibe. Talking about lots of different stuff. At any time we could be talking about cars, doctor's office visits, recipes, trees, engines, Etc. We are highly protective of the vibe on this thread. If you think this is a good fit for you, belly up to the bar. If not we wish you well but there are other threads on this site that may be more to your liking and we suggest you join those.

 

[Oldermom935]

Good morning OM, MissK and Wat. Even tried to sleep in but the old dog had other ideas.

Be careful this morning...

 

[Missk_2022]

3 am here...

Ugh

 

[Missk_2022]

I am going to try to go back to sleep......

 

[Oldermom935]

Ugh

Yah. I'll nap late this afternoon.