The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender says “you mean a martini?” The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

Why do people love Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.

Straws are for suckers.

Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.

I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
 
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After all these years of being on this site , this is my first visit. It seems like a nice place and I could use a black coffee and have a look around.
Welcome.... we give all the newbies the run down.

Read the first page ..is a rundown of the guidelines of this page.

We do have a few rules to keep us all happy.

1. No drama
2. No politics
3. No religion
4. This isn't a hookup thread. We don't hit on each other or proposition each other. There is a little teasing at times, but if you want to approach someone do it as a DM.....privately.

If you want to get an idea of what the vibe is read the last 10 Pages or so. It is more like the Cheers bar type of vibe. Talking about lots of different stuff. At any time we could be talking about cars, doctor's office visits, recipes, trees, engines, Etc. We are highly protective of the vibe on this thread. If you think this is a good fit for you, belly up to the bar. If not we wish you well but there are other threads on this site that may be more to your liking and we suggest you join those.
 
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