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It tooken the cunts what I ordered the ammo for the new gun from over a week to fucking ship it. It should be hitting my porch today or tomorrow.


They fucking shipped it today.


Probably by tramp steamer by way of Tahiti.


I'll never buy shit from those whores again.
 
nipplecaresser said:
What's the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.

What do you call a dinosaur that keeps crashing his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? It's just nuts.

What did the pirate say on becoming an octogenarian? Aye matey.
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Classics!
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning diners. Taxiing my grandchildren this morning. Then spending time with my son.

Around midnight there must have been some storms as my old dog woke me up. He was shivering badly so I had to stay up with him awhile before going back to sleep.

Have a good day. It’s going up to 70 today!
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We haven't hit 70 yet but it's been beautiful and sunshiny in the 60s. Feels like Spring! 🌸🪷🌹🌷🌱🌿🪻
 
dkak001 said:
I know of someone (friend of a friend) who ate half a pan of them. They were warned not to, but did it anyway. Apparently the result was sleeping for a long time, and waking up with a "I'm never going to do that again attitude!".

I'm like 20 pages behind this morning. Tax stuff is driving me batty, along with prepping equipment for summer. Finding more broken or nearly broken things than I wan to. Which means lots of fixing stuff this weekend (OK, more ordering parts, but tearing half way into stuff to find what's broke to order the damn parts!). So the garage is full of things spread out in pieces.

Looking foreword to a Monday and starting work this morning so I can "Relax some". LOL!

So that said. Good morning everyone. Hope you have a great day, for a Monday!
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Tax stuff drove me batty, too! I realized I didn't receive an SSA-1099 for my husband. 😤 I thought about trying to calculate the amount paid and the taxes withheld but, after last year's debacle, I'm fearful of making any kind of mistake that would delay things.

I was on hold with SSA for > 3 hours on Monday. 😤🤬 I finally decided I would need to file an extension and visit the SSA office in person. I'm getting a refund again so it's OK.

Then, on Tuesday, I found that even though I PAID for Turbo Tax and have done so for years, I COULD NOT efile an extension! 🤬🤬🤬 There was no way I was going to try to find an open post office in order to get my extension postmarked on Tuesday.

I ended up, after much aggravation and (quite possibly) saying some choice words to my computer, finding an online portal where I could file my extension. I believe this is my last year using Turbo Tax. 🤬😤🤬
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
It’s a habit i formed when my kids would sleep walk. I became a light sleeper. I also learned to function on very little sleep. I especially learned that when they were infants. If you believe my Apple Watch, I go quickly into REM and out just as quick. I am probably just a weird old guy.
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I'm guessing wonderful guy! Not weird. Not old! 😘💞
 
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