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[Qky75]

It wasn't me who had tree spunk on my shirt!

Thank goodness he isnt running for office

 

[dkak001]

I live to embarrass my younglings with zany antics that I hope they turn into fond memories of me after I'm gone.

So you're part of the "have roll eyes teenagers club" too!

Mine tries her hardest not to laugh or show any weakness to my stunts. But I see the cheeks come up when she turns away...

 

[dkak001]

Thank goodness he isnt running for office

Yeah, isn't that officially worse than egg on your face???

 

[Qky75]

Yeah, isn't that officially worse than egg on your face???

Similar consistency and protein make up but more water ratio

 

[Wonderer67]

I live to embarrass my younglings with zany antics that I hope they turn into fond memories of me after I'm gone.

I feel the same way.

It has made for some great moments in stories!

 

[Wonderer67]

Thank goodness he isnt running for office

As a registered anarchist, I think there’s little chance of me landing any type of official gubmint job!

 

[Mittering]

So you're part of the "have roll eyes teenagers club" too!

Mine tries her hardest not to laugh or show any weakness to my stunts. But I see the cheeks come up when she turns away...

Founding member. At home. Out shopping, eating, exploring. With crowds or alone in the woods. I pretend I don't know what they are explaining to me then toss it back with the disguised innuendo of old knowledge.

I smirk, grin and make funny faces to break their serious moods or concentration.

I'm the big brother they never had.

 

[Wonderer67]

Founding member. At home. Out shopping, eating, exploring. With crowds or alone in the woods. I pretend I don't know what they are explaining to me then toss it back with the disguised innuendo of old knowledge.

I smirk, grin and make funny faces to break their serious moods or concentration.

I'm the big brother they never had.

Love that!

 

[Wonderer67]

Well my 8am and 1pm meetings cancelled. Rescheduling pushes the project into a bit of jeopardy as we have a small window of time.

But hey, it wasn’t my fault. Fuck em.

 

[Missk_2022]

3am club.

But also felt asleep at 8:30….

Yesterday I worked. Then I mowed the lawn at the farm till 8pm.

That is all.

As long as rain holds off, tomorrow will
Be the same.

I am gonna get my hands dirty again

 

[Missk_2022]

I am reminded of one day on Honeymoon Island down here a woman did not have insect repellent and was getting eaten alive, literally. She was in tears. I always carry a small bottle just just in case and I gave it to her. It stopped her getting bitten but she was going to be in agony for awhile.

They eat me alive.... and I use thus jewelweed salve from my soaps to soothe it... all natural great stuff.... I use it on everything....

 

[Wonderer67]

I used to say the same thing about my mom when she was drawing blood!

Just so I’m clear on this post, Miss Kay wrote MA, which stands for some sort of medical thing, but I read as Ma or mom!

 

[cowboyup6977]

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Nice lol

 

[cowboyup6977]

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You do like your don’t you

 

[Missk_2022]

Just so I’m clear on this post, Miss Kay wrote MA, which stands for some sort of medical thing, but I read as Ma or mom!

Medical.assistant.... they call them "nurses" in the office but they are not ...I repeat NOT....nurses

 

[Wonderer67]

Medical.assistant.... they call them "nurses" in the office but they are not ...I repeat NOT....nurses

Just so we’re on the same page…

My mom did not give you a vaccination, right????

 

[Missk_2022]

Just so we’re on the same page…

My mom did not give you a vaccination, right????

Nope. Unless your mom is phillipino

 

[Missk_2022]

Wonderer....oh wonderer.....I made a promise

 

[Wonderer67]

Wonderer....oh wonderer.....I made a promise

Super sexy!

It’s the best of both worlds. I love a gal who’s made up all nice, perfect nails, dressed to the nines. But I also love a gal who knows how to work, can back up a trailer and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty!

 

[Missk_2022]

Super sexy!

It’s the best of both worlds. I love a gal who’s made up all nice, perfect nails, dressed to the nines. But I also love a gal who knows how to work, can back up a trailer and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty!

I dont know how to back up a trailer..... and I hate riding lawn mower and gas grills...

Is there hope for me?

 

[Wonderer67]

I dont know how to back up a trailer..... and I hate riding lawn mower and gas grills...

Is there hope for me?

One can always learn!

Plus anyone who’s anyone knows you gotta use charcoal to grill!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Super sexy!

It’s the best of both worlds. I love a gal who’s made up all nice, perfect nails, dressed to the nines. But I also love a gal who knows how to work, can back up a trailer and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty!

I’m a cuntry girl
I have a mani and pedi twice a month and don’t clean up bad I’m told
But I can also back a trailer and shovel

 

[Mittering]

I hate riding lawn mower and gas grills...

I will probably get blocked, banned and reported for this and I should probably just post Beavis and Butthead.... BUT....

I would pay to watch you ride a gas grill!

 

[Mittering]

Just walked in the door back home from Florida. Man! Mrs. Mitt did something different with her makeup. I ended up having to wipe the lipstick off my face after devouring her face....twice!

 

[Wonderer67]

Just walked in the door back home from Florida. Man! Mrs. Mitt did something different with her makeup. I ended up having to wipe the lipstick off my face after devouring her face....twice!

That’s love!!