The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Mittering]

That’s love!!

I was thinking of a different "L" word actually.

Delve into my mind at your own peril. Long, long ago I hung a sign in there that reads "Pardon the filth".

 

[JailinWifJalen]

As a registered anarchist, I think there’s little chance of me landing any type of official gubmint job!

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[Oldermom935]

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[Oldermom935]

 

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[cowboyup6977]

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My potatoes are up up 6 inches

 

[cowboyup6977]

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Not the ones I’ve been in

 

[Wonderer67]

My potatoes are up up 6 inches

That’s awesome!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Reds and yellows

 

[Mittering]

Reds and yellows

I like reds. The skin has a crisp flavor that's great with butter and garlic or green onions. Russets and Idaho's are too earthy for my dainty pallette. I don't think I've had many yellows unless I didn't know it at the time.

 

[cowboyup6977]

We grew purple potatoes one year
When you fry them they turn black

 

[Mittering]

We grew purple potatoes one year
When you fry them they turn black

Well, you left them in the fryer too long....duh!

 

[Wonderer67]

I like reds. The skin has a crisp flavor that's great with butter and garlic or green onions. Russets and Idaho's are too earthy for my dainty pallette. I don't think I've had many yellows unless I didn't know it at the time.

We grew reds a few years in a row and won this place potatoes at the 4H fair.

These ones did not quite make the cut, however. I can’t remember if we entered them in the weirdest vegetable division we’re not.

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[likes2watchU]

Phew - Thursday work day is finally done.
Sprint if such a misnomer
Quick catch up before dinner? Sure... let's go...

Well wonderer I forgot to take a pic of my dirty hands but the south side of the house is weeded... and my peonies are all making babies

That...that sounds just sooooo dirty

Only if you're doing it right, Rj

Quick catch up, and out of here.

@likes2watchU I didn't say anything about treegasms?!?

If you're going to blame me for something, make it a GOOD story! I have a reputation to keep up, ya know!

So there I was at Band Camp, and @dkak001 and @Wonderer67 decided it would be a good idea to...

Good Morning

Salutations, Rj

I like Guinea pigs!

3am club.
But also felt asleep at 8:30….
Yesterday I worked. Then I mowed the lawn at the farm till 8pm.
That is all.
As long as rain holds off, tomorrow will
Be the same.

Did you pick up a Morning Drive Time shift at the local radio station? Those are morning radio DJ hours my dude!

Damn sinuses! Anyway, I was up at 330, took care of dog and sinuses. By that time, I am awake. So it’s coffee time ️

Have we confirmed the Old Dog isn't a shapeshifter?

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that color purple!!!

Oooooooo luv the purple

Right?!?

That sounds like a threat. I think someone will like that!

Threat?... of a good time

Thankfully the trees are in the last spasms down our way! Just a thin dusting a few days ago and nothing when I left for work yesterday.

Does your snowblower ever get a break?!?

I am reminded of one day on Honeymoon Island down here a woman did not have insect repellent and was getting eaten alive, literally. She was in tears. I always carry a small bottle just just in case and I gave it to her. It stopped her getting bitten but she was going to be in agony for awhile.

Tonight's Tragi-Comedy sponsored by Mother Nature

I get off to dirty hand tributes!

Is that code for something?

I was just showing. @dkak001 is the one who ruined it for me.

Oooh
*finally understands what "ruined orgasm" really means*

I saw my son standing in the back, with that look of “oh my god, he’s so fucking embarrassing!”

He was prolly 21 or 22 at that time.

Classic example of proper parenting

Morning, Spooner. Off to another day. Hope you all have a good one.

Morn... er, evening (now). Sounds like long days for you. Hope you get some decent down time this weekend.

It wasn't me who had tree spunk on my shirt!

Nobody likes a Tattle Tale
Also - true... very true

I live to embarrass my younglings with zany antics that I hope they turn into fond memories of me after I'm gone.

See? You're doing it right *nods*

Thank goodness he isnt running for office

*Has the sudden urge to shop for blue dresses*

Yeah, isn't that officially worse than egg on your face???

Similar consistency and protein make up but more water ratio

I am gonna get my hands dirty again

That's right - Lit is a sex site, isn't it?

Just so I’m clear on this post, Miss Kay wrote MA, which stands for some sort of medical thing, but I read as Ma or mom!

Medical.assistant.... they call them "nurses" in the office but they are not ...I repeat NOT....nurses

Just so we’re on the same page…
My mom did not give you a vaccination, right????

Welcome to All Things Medical
Today on our show, we cover the topic of MAs in Medicine

Super sexy!

It’s the best of both worlds. I love a gal who’s made up all nice, perfect nails, dressed to the nines. But I also love a gal who knows how to work, can back up a trailer and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty!

New kink just dropped? Oooh - and don't you go to NY for work sometimes? Hmm, wonder where Andes is located?

I dont know how to back up a trailer..... and I hate riding lawn mower and gas grills...
Is there hope for me?

Plus anyone who’s anyone knows you gotta use charcoal to grill!

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I have a mani and pedi twice a month and don’t clean up bad I’m told
But I can also back a trailer and shovel

TIL - there exists something called Shovel Nails
All I got was the "is", not the "why"...
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Just walked in the door back home from Florida. Man! Mrs. Mitt did something different with her makeup. I ended up having to wipe the lipstick off my face after devouring her face....twice!

Way to go, Mrs. Mitt!
Yes, technically a Win-Win... but thinking there was some pre-planning involved. Style points!

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Let's all welcome the newest hire to the "Office of Stripping for the Man"...

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Kitty of the Year!!

I like reds. The skin has a crisp flavor that's great with butter and garlic or green onions. Russets and Idaho's are too earthy for my dainty pallette. I don't think I've had many yellows unless I didn't know it at the time.

We grew purple potatoes one year
When you fry them they turn black

These ones did. It quite make the cut, however. I can’t remember if we entered them in the weirdest vegetable division we’re not.

I bet they tasted juuuust fine

 

[likes2watchU]

 

[likes2watchU]

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Nice shade of green, but needs more glitter

 

[Wonderer67]

The past six or seven weeks on the job have been solid meetings in preparation for two large projects that are hitting at the same time.

Today I worked from home and blocked my calendar. I got so much shit done
W NO MEETINGS and NO DISTRACTIONS!

Plus, a person who is out on sick leave finally came back who is going to make a critical presentation for my team, and it was good to get that date set. And also glad they are healthy, recovering and back to work.

Had some good news on a new product that I have been responsible for almost a year now. It got through two major committees at work and my boss is presenting it for the final approval next week.

And I got the back lawn mowed tonight after dinner. As @likes2watchU says: put that in the win column.

 

[Wonderer67]

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[dkak001]

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And you can tell they're not Holsteins, otherwise they'd be black and white!

 

[likes2watchU]

Today I worked from home and blocked my calendar. I got so much shit done
W NO MEETINGS and NO DISTRACTIONS!

Management:

Their Staff:
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And I got the back lawn mowed tonight after dinner. As @likes2watchU says: put that in the win column.

Whole blessed day belongs in the Win Column IMHO!!

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That's right, baby - show momma some love

 

[likes2watchU]

And you can tell they're not Holsteins, otherwise they'd be black and white!

 

[Rj_1954]

Owner Never Returned From Iraq, So His Chevelle SS 454 Was Left To Rot in a Tow Yard​

Big engines were no longer easily digested by the American car space in the early '70s, so General Motors operated several big changes across its entire portfolio, including lowering the compression ratios to allow for their engines to burn unleaded fuel.

 

[likes2watchU]

It's that time again...
Sweet dreams everyone...
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[dkak001]

Wow, I'm up later than planned! Hope you all have a good night!