The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

Is this some form of waxing euphemism?

Yes!

“Gonna wax the back forty…” is what I usually say tho.

 

[dkak001]

I can back a trailer. Between the two of us, we're W's perfect girl!

I've been expounding on the virtues of two girls for years now!

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning everyone!View attachment 2537403

May have to steal that one!

 

[Wonderer67]

Yours is a delicate lady.... dachshunds are more road house rednecks

Mrs wonderer and I are thinking about getting a dachshund . She’s worried abt the cat who is afraid of his own shadow tho.

 

[Mittering]

I use a dial bodywash.... I initially got this salve at a winterfair and now buy it. I put it on itchy red irritated skin and in skin folds.... check out the ingredients...want me to send you a tin? Great on sweeter or itchy bug bites too

Can I show this to Mrs. Mitt for my oldest? I lt might mean sharing your source with us if your ok with that.

 

[Mittering]

Yes!

“Gonna wax the back forty…” is what I usually say tho.

Gah! Don't make it sound so .... Big. Say something like 'delicate area' or 'Those That Shall Not Be Named'.

 

[Mittering]

I've been expounding on the virtues of two girls for years now!

Right!? And our SOs say WE don't listen. After all, it's for the greater good. If only they would let go of their fragile egos and see the big picture. We only have their best interest at heart.

*Tongue-in-cheek at no extra charge

 

[Oldermom935]

This time of year you almost need to mow every five or six days. It’s fucking exhausting.

It becomes almost twice a week.What I think i'm gonna do this summer is cut it as high as I can.So it doesn't burn out.

 

[Boat1]

Hi, Boat!

Hello Lil! I hope all's well with you and yours!

 

[Missk_2022]

Morning Missk.... That does sound like good stuff. No phosphates in sight.

The name of the place is "my soaps" and you can order online.

 

[Wonderer67]

Gah! Don't make it sound so .... Big. Say something like 'delicate area' or 'Those That Shall Not Be Named'.

“I’m going to mow ‘the nether regions.’.”

 

[Missk_2022]

Yes!

“Gonna wax the back forty…” is what I usually say tho.

Sugaring is what all the fancy girls do.... oh wait

 

[Missk_2022]

Mrs wonderer and I are thinking about getting a dachshund . She’s worried abt the cat who is afraid of his own shadow tho.

Best dog ever... we had them forever.

 

[Missk_2022]

Can I show this to Mrs. Mitt for my oldest? I lt might mean sharing your source with us if your ok with that.

Sure it is a place called " my soaps" they will ship.

 

[Wonderer67]

It becomes almost twice a week.What I think i'm gonna do this summer is cut it as high as I can.So it doesn't burn out.

Def. I cut it at 4” in the summer.

Let the Beavis and butthead memes roll in. (And smart ass comments from nipple caresser)

 

[Missk_2022]

Hello Lil! I hope all's well with you and yours!

We have missed you!!!

 

[Boat1]

We have missed you!!!

I've been missing y'all IMMENSELY!

 

[Mittering]

“I’m going to mow ‘the nether regions.’.”

Take extra care not to nick your "Nether Portal"!

* For the Minecraft fans.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Ended up in Maine last night and hit a Mexican place. Walked in and was greeted by this…



Instantly thought it should go up in the Spoon…so I stole it! Nothing like getting chased down the street by a couple of angry waitresses…(do remind me at some point of a story much like this…)

Well..we made it to Friday…which is like my Tuesday …story of my life…off kilter of the rest of the crowd. For those that can, get an early start to the weekend. To steal another line from Jimmy, “The weather is here…I wish you were, Beautiful!”

Another LC,MZ

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I've been missing y'all IMMENSELY!

We need more stories from the High Seas here!

 

[Mittering]

Sugaring is what all the fancy girls do.... oh wait

Sugar attracts ants. Unless your into that sort of thing. Not judging. There's a website for that I'm sure. Asking for a friend.

 

[Boat1]

We need more stories from the High Seas here!

I've been on my off time, but had to go through training again for water survival and HUET... helicopter underwater egress training...
I guess they think that drunken sailors forget how to float every 2-5 years.

 

[Oldermom935]

May have to steal that one!

All yours

 

[Wonderer67]

I've been on my off time, but had to go through training again for water survival and HUET... helicopter underwater egress training...
I guess they think that drunken sailors forget how to float every 2-5 years.

I laughed but train (especially safety training) like your life depends on it, brother!!

 

[dkak001]

That is how I measure … 8”

Weird, that's how I measure 9". 9 and 1/4", actually...

And we still measure horses in hands, right???