The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[thør]

I've never seen

These are wildflowers.

 

[likes2watchU]

These are wildflowers.

They're beautiful. Mom liked her red geraniums in pots but I think I prefer these.

 

[thør]

They're beautiful. Mom liked her red geraniums in pots but I think I prefer these.

I've never liked the smell of the domestic geraniums.

 

[likes2watchU]

I've never liked the smell of the domestic geraniums.

They have a smell?

 

[Wonderer67]

Some people go by and never notice.

Their loss. I’m always looking at the world to marvel at things.

 

[thør]

They have a smell?

Yup

 

[Wonderer67]

Dinner Time

I love Pepe the King Prawn

 

[Missk_2022]

They're beautiful. Mom liked her red geraniums in pots but I think I prefer these.

I have magenta colored wild geraniums

 

[likes2watchU]

Welcome to the Café and Community Learning Center
TIL...

I have magenta colored wild geraniums

wild geraniums come in all sorts of colors!!

I've never liked the smell of the domestic geraniums.

Never knew they had a scent at all
Don't tell mom - all of hers must have been defective.

I love Pepe the King Prawn

Hola, Pepe... I haven't watched the Muppets for years
Had an auntie who loved Miss Piggy. She would take us kids to see the newest Muppets movie on her summer visits when we were kids.

 

[Missk_2022]

I hate posting pics... it is a pain in the ass

 

[Rj_1954]

I love posting pictures @Missk_2022

And @likes2watchU

 

[Rj_1954]

I used to like this TV drama...
Not the Momma

 

[Rj_1954]

And I love songs from the past
Good Golly, Miss Molly
Song by Little Richard ‧ 1958

 

[Tweedledude]

I hate posting pics... it is a pain in the ass

True

 

[likes2watchU]

Sweet Dreams everyone

 

[JedNtheMtns]

Sweet Dreams everyone
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It'll be smooth sailing tomorrow

 

[Tweedledude]

Sweet Dreams everyone
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Yes yes indeed. Night L2 night all

 

[Missk_2022]

I love posting pictures @Missk_2022

And @likes2watchU

I can't get them to post

 

[Missk_2022]

Night all

 

[JedNtheMtns]

Night all

Good night

Can't get 'em post either...

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

just got done changing the pressure switch on my well...what started as a simple 1/2 hour job morped into 7 hrs. as i was finishing tightening my pressure switch i heard a "snap" sound..turns out the existing was all plastic pipe coated to look like brass. since it started spraying all over i ended up replacing several pieces of pipe. as i was removing the broken another plastic piece broke then another...so frustrating when people go cheap and use trash products. but all done now and the water is fine.

 

[nipplecaresser]

What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?”

A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

An atheist, a gym bunny and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

 

[Lilianna23]

Thanks. I shall do my best.


I know all the right cusswords, too, and how best to use them.

Do you know any I don't know? Trade?

 

[Lilianna23]

Up at 430 and took care of old dog and getting some coffee.

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Hope you got a nap!

 

[Lilianna23]

When people would whine how they couldn't take a patient because they were sooooo busy.... I would ask them to list what they had to do.... if they could give me a reasonable list I would take the patient admit them and get them going so all they had to do was check on them after they caught up... especially if close to shift change... or I would offer to take their shittiest task and do it so they could take the admit....most of the time that worked or they couldn't name what was slowing them down and would give in. I NEVER complained about an admit and I always got the best easiest payients... the more you complain the worse they are....

Exactly! The busiest person always gets the most work, however.