The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

So pretty... I have always wanted to take a glass blowing class... yeah where is NC

Thanks! It was so much fun. It was arranged by my friend who was visiting for the weekend.

 

[Lilianna23]

Wow! That is beuatful Lilly!

Good to see you back.

Thank you, sir!

 

[Wonderer67]

I can't get them to post

I think you need to use either gif links (I can’t get them to post from my iPhone) or an external hosting site like Imgur or Imgur bb
https://imgbb.com/

Some people can still directly post images and i have no idea how to do that.

 

[Wonderer67]

just got done changing the pressure switch on my well...what started as a simple 1/2 hour job morped into 7 hrs. as i was finishing tightening my pressure switch i heard a "snap" sound..turns out the existing was all plastic pipe coated to look like brass. since it started spraying all over i ended up replacing several pieces of pipe. as i was removing the broken another plastic piece broke then another...so frustrating when people go cheap and use trash products. but all done now and the water is fine.

Don’t ya love that. Start doing one things, then something else happens.

Then you find out everything has to be replaced…. Urgh.

Luckily you’re handy. You don’t know how much you rely on water till ya don’t have any.

 

[Wonderer67]

Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?”

Good to see you back NC!

And as a former tanker, I appreciate this!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Hope you got a nap!

I actually got 7 hours of sleep so I was good for the day. Anything less than 7, I drag and need a nap.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning early risers! News today is a massive industrial fire that is releasing dark clouds of who knows what, in the big City. I am safe but feel for those affected.

Weather forecast is for storms today. A day to stay indoors. Fortunately my GF is coming over for brunch.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Greylag]

Do you know any I don't know? Trade?

I doubt he does @Lilianna23

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hate posting pics... it is a pain in the ass

Be thankful to Allah that you can.


Seems that your Free Speech is freer than mine is.


Heil Zuckerberg!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Do you know any I don't know? Trade?

Probably.


I will share, and happily so.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think you need to use either gif links (I can’t get them to post from my iPhone) or an external hosting site like Imgur or Imgur bb
https://imgbb.com/

Some people can still directly post images and i have no idea how to do that.

It's Image-acism, plain and simple.

 

[Missk_2022]

just got done changing the pressure switch on my well...what started as a simple 1/2 hour job morped into 7 hrs. as i was finishing tightening my pressure switch i heard a "snap" sound..turns out the existing was all plastic pipe coated to look like brass. since it started spraying all over i ended up replacing several pieces of pipe. as i was removing the broken another plastic piece broke then another...so frustrating when people go cheap and use trash products. but all done now and the water is fine.

I feel your pain

 

[Missk_2022]

What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?”

A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

An atheist, a gym bunny and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

You're BACK!!!

 

[Missk_2022]

Do you know any I don't know? Trade?

String em together..always sounds creative

It's easy...just imagine your patient pulling out his central line.... or dropping the propofol bottle.....

 

[Wonderer67]

It's Image-acism, plain and simple.

It’s oppression!

Help help! I’m being oppressed!

 

[Missk_2022]

Exactly! The busiest person always gets the most work, however.

Yep...I was like fill me up charge nurse.... and you know nurses.... there are those that do and those that dont

 

[Wonderer67]

Yep...I was like fill me up charge nurse.... and you know nurses.... there are those that do and those that dont

I love those that DO take charge!!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Missk_2022]

I love those that DO take charge!!

I never got help i learned how to do primary care real fast... because i will help but I demand excellence for my patient

 

[Wonderer67]

Me ex-BIL sent me this clip.

He is super funny and we still get along, even though had a divorce from his sister for nearly 15 years.

Anyway, this clip is fucking hilarious. If you have a Monday morning, funk, this may help.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

String em together..always sounds creative

It's easy...just imagine your patient pulling out his central line.... or dropping the propofol bottle.....

I had one come up with some colorful language to describe a patient who self-extubated. She got into trouble for that, like she could have done anything short of physical restraints.



Oh wait, that would have been like closing the gate after Baby Poodle got out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It’s oppression!

Help help! I’m being oppressed!

We are the witnesses to the violence inherent in Teh System . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I love those that DO take charge!!

A good cowgirl nurse. Yep.



Reverse cowgirl is good, too.