The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

What did you decide?

My dad called and he wanted me to come over... so I went and we had hotdogs and Cole slaw.... my sister said she would go over Tuesday and Thursday to help and i would take the other 6 days... well she didnt do either...well she did show up last sunday at 5 in the evening and stayed for 2 hrs. she also did show up Wednesday at the restaurant for dinner after I and my friends helped my dad mow 2 acres and trim the evergreen tree (drag the leaving to the burn pile)....

So the convo where we talked and she promised to help me take care of mom and dad so I dont get overwhelmed didnt mean shit.... lesson learned

Edit: i am apparently pissed off but I will get over it

 

[Wonderer67]

Where do u buy cbd cream?

There was this place locally, but they closed but the main office is in Florida. I will DM you the details.

 

[Crankbait88]

Despite some warts and blemishes, and contrary to what seems to be a more recent trend, I still believe we live in the greatest country on planet Earth. (No disrespect to our international friends in this thread.)

Happy Birthday United States! Everyone celebrate safely!

Now let's eat some grilled meats and blow some shit up!

 

[Wonderer67]

I could if you'd get here already!

Yes maam. I’ll be right there maam!

 

[Wonderer67]

ER and ICU nurses are experts at restraints! Since I'm also a teacher, we can teach Likes how to apply them! You might be triple teamed!

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Sorry I’m speechless at the moment.

 

[Missk_2022]

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines.

I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

NC you made me smile.... I am going to use that joke

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Happy Independence Day!!!!



Made possible by a very cranky citizenry.

Absolutely! Let the cranks sustain our independence!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Boat1]

Good morning all!
Wishing a Happy Independence Day to you!

 

[Missk_2022]

Good morning all!
Wishing a Happy Independence Day to you!

Hi boat are you still ocean side?

 

[likes2watchU]

Morning all.
Please note for the record my veto of the 5:00 a.m. club. It was submitted by secret ballot.
Let's check in with everyone else

I need to be more aware of what I'm writing!

Don't you dare change unless you want to change! We love you just the way you are!

Now we're all going to see sex toys when we look at radar maps!

That "what do you see in the clouds" game will never be the same either

This weather is murder on my sinuses. Being up and having some coffee helped. Thankfully I have the recliner and can take naps as it helps with sinuses being elevated more.

glad you have that recliner!

So the convo where we talked and she promised to help me take care of mom and dad so I dont get overwhelmed didnt mean shit.... lesson learned

Edit: i am apparently pissed off but I will get over it

Seems one of my sisters is living a double life. Does this mean we're related, @Missk_2022 ?

I see your anger. Validated & justified but still yours to do with as you please

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Sorry I’m speechless at the moment.

Is that what it takes?

 

[Wonderer67]

A patriotic breakfast. Blueberry strawberries, and oatmeal.

https://imgur.com/a/oZG6OGQ

 

[Missk_2022]

A patriotic breakfast. Blueberry strawberries, and oatmeal.

https://imgur.com/a/oZG6OGQ

I love oatmeal.... brown sugar and a little milk... with a side of bacon

 

[Missk_2022]

My new jelly cabinet 40$. Not perfect but I love it... gonna be my pantry/ storage and old pantry is gonna be storage for broom mop vacuum and laundry stuff like the iron large bottles of laundry stuff....

My house is short on storage...

Then where vacuum is by front door will strictly be for coats and shoes so they are not piled by my front door ...

Haven't decided what will go on wall on top of cabinet... just leaned stuff to get a feel for it

It also needs a good cleaning and maybe a wipe down with wood restore

 

[Missk_2022]

Look at the mess.... oh and the lighting is next on the list...black light that lights nothing and who puts a ceiling fan above the stove

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Ablation can do that. It destroys rogue electrical pathways. In doing so, it can cause damage to the normal electrical pathways. Is the pacemaker to be permanent? If not, it will be just the pacer. If so, it could be either. Her dr will let you know and it will be on her discharge paperwork.

It’s a permanent PM. Had it installed and she sounded good yesterday but was in a lot of pain. They gave her meds and she slept Ok…released this morning and is back home but in lots of pain. They discharged her with only Tylenol…we’re calling to see if we can get something a little more…powerful. Long recovery for both of these procedures. It’s going to be a busy summer…and she’s still facing the hysterectomy come Aug.

Thanks again for all the well wishes. This too will pass. Hopefully she’s on a path to a good recovery. Lazy River MZ.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Now we're all going to see sex toys when we look at radar maps!

lol! I had the funniest one off of the WX channel but I think I deleted it recently…I’ll look and post if it’s still around.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Ha! Found it! It was a a shot i sent a coworker who has the hots for Felicia!

 

[Wonderer67]

Ha! Found it! It was a a shot i sent a coworker who has the hots for Felicia!

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Her name should be fellatio.

 

[Wonderer67]

Well, the cabana boy has been busy today. I power washed all of our deck chairs, and also our outdoor teak table.

It all looks as nice as the day we bought them. Very satisfying.

We’re having another couple over tonight and then having a big cookout on Sunday afternoon

https://imgur.com/a/CNryQ5T

 

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