The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

I'll book a flight!

Save your money for our lit together... we can be roomies

 

[Vitriolhack]

Our cherry season lasts until nearly the end of this month.

Delicious

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Out.


Back


Fed.


Bed . . . .

 

[Missk_2022]

Out.


Back


Fed.


Bed . . . .

Hope u had a good time

 

[likes2watchU]

Sweet Dreams everyone...

 

[Lilianna23]

Bo peep

Bo the hoe!

 

[Lilianna23]

I bet he would let us dress up like cowgirl and ride it though.... and he never said no to painting it pink

Someone needs to learn upholstery so we can get the pink glittery seat covers!

 

[Lilianna23]

I think this is the quote of the week! Right here!

I need to be more aware of what I'm writing!

 

[Lilianna23]

I'm not against painting it pink.



That might help to make it theftproof.

And bedazzled???

 

[Lilianna23]

Lesse:

oil is draining from the farm truck and filter is changed. I like a long drip before refill
added hydraulic fluid to Bo.
put the new batt'reh into the 2nd string lawn tractor and it fired right up
moved the herd of gas cans out of the tools room and into the car storage.
checked all the fluids in the 2nd tier tractor
tookening the air filter to lunch to get a new one
inflated all the small equipment tires to proper levels.
sent my 2023 tax shit to the bean counter
made a shooping list for the farm supply store
had a good visit with Ethyl


Off to hit the showers to go to town . . . .

And, yet again... I'm exhausted!

 

[Lilianna23]

All right!!!! We can also use sparkle boat paint!!

Yes! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Went south to see mum again yesterday and take her for lunch.Doing so well we had a walk after of about three quarters of a mile. Took forever as everyone knew her and we were constantly stopped for a chat. It’s like being out with royalty! Then she surprised us when she got home saying she can see her self coming up to visit…. Wow thought she wouldever want to leave home! Be end of September I guess. So great day but 7 hours driving for 5 hours with her. Worth it but I am knackered!

Your mum is amazing! And you're a good son!

 

[Lilianna23]

Well what to have for dinner?

I dont have much in the fridge

Cheesy baked potato?
Frozen dinner?

What did you decide?

 

[Lilianna23]

We’re at the tip of a giant upside down prostate massager.

Not that I know what one looks like. I mean Ive “heard” that’s what they look like.

https://imgur.com/a/TfjOMGI

Now we're all going to see sex toys when we look at radar maps!

 

[Lilianna23]

Well had to go to my dad's and make him dinner... awesome

Hot dogs and cole slaw it is

Good daughter!

 

[Lilianna23]

Nice thunderstorm this afternoon. But it just went on and on. We got maybe 3/4” of rain.

Just ran down to the farm and checked the stream down there. It flooded overflow or covered, but all seems OK.

All pics by Mrs wonderer.

https://imgur.com/a/PZSeH7Y

https://imgur.com/a/HkGenpV

https://imgur.com/a/0nFCmIG

Sky looks like it's on fire!

 

[Lilianna23]

Save your money for our lit together... we can be roomies

Excellent! Will we need scarves? To tie to the doorknob?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I'll book a flight!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I can!

Woo woo.

I love swing and ballroom dancing too. And you?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

It’s 4 am. I was up at 330 even before old dog needing to go out. This weather is murder on my sinuses. Being up and having some coffee helped. Thankfully I have the recliner and can take naps as it helps with sinuses being elevated more.

So hello and morning all you early risers, insomniacs and friends across the ocean.

Hot and humid is still the forecast.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[nipplecaresser]

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines.

I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Happy fourth day of the seventh month to those who celebrate it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Independence Day!!!!



Made possible by a very cranky citizenry.

 

[Missk_2022]

Someone needs to learn upholstery so we can get the pink glittery seat covers!

He said he was okay with pink.... !!!!!!