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Wow, slow day (or couple of days). Just can't get moving today. I'm thinking it's exposures to allergens and the kid brought a bug home. It seems we've been having similar symptoms. Yesterday was zero energy and long naps, today is about the same.

Trying to catch up a little, but most of the last few days of posts will be water under the bridge.
 
Wow, slow day (or couple of days). Just can't get moving today. I'm thinking it's exposures to allergens and the kid brought a bug home. It seems we've been having similar symptoms. Yesterday was zero energy and long naps, today is about the same.

Trying to catch up a little, but most of the last few days of posts will be water under the bridge.
I do t try I am afraid I just don’t have time these days .. hill work with my boys takes priority
 
Love SLF. They went from protest songs about 'The Troubles' in Northern Ireland to some gloriously soulful ballads.
One of my all-time favourites here, which is lyrically immense. In fact the lyrics are so good, I've copied them separately.
Enjoy!

THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
(Fingers/Ogilvie)

So somebody's told you how to be a man
Just fuck 'em and leave 'em
And score as many as you can
But always have someone who's close to your heart
And if you want to keep her, keep her in the dark
Cos you love her, so you just can't tell her
Yet that's a lie and you know full well

You have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
Sometime in your life
Somewhere along the line

And now she tells you that she's fucked others too
She didn't spend those nights waiting in on you
But though she gave her all, she never gave her heart
And she wants to keep you so she cannot keep it dark
Cos she loves you, so she has to open wide
she lets you in up close and blows away your pride

And you have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
This time in your life, and lay it on the line

So somebody showed you how to be a man...
Seriously great band.
 
Love SLF. They went from protest songs about 'The Troubles' in Northern Ireland to some gloriously soulful ballads.
One of my all-time favourites here, which is lyrically immense. In fact the lyrics are so good, I've copied them separately.
Enjoy!

THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
(Fingers/Ogilvie)

So somebody's told you how to be a man
Just fuck 'em and leave 'em
And score as many as you can
But always have someone who's close to your heart
And if you want to keep her, keep her in the dark
Cos you love her, so you just can't tell her
Yet that's a lie and you know full well

You have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
Sometime in your life
Somewhere along the line

And now she tells you that she's fucked others too
She didn't spend those nights waiting in on you
But though she gave her all, she never gave her heart
And she wants to keep you so she cannot keep it dark
Cos she loves you, so she has to open wide
she lets you in up close and blows away your pride

And you have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
You have to pay the price of admission
This time in your life, and lay it on the line

So somebody showed you how to be a man...
We def played the first SLF album.

“Is a sus
Sus
Sus
Suspect device!”

 
Done with work for the day
Accused of not being at work meeting..first she saw i wasnt there then "someone" told her
I then said huh...i was there the whole time. And told her the order of who spoke. And she should check with "someone" to see if there isnt something wrong with her camera or teams.
In my head...."fuck off" resonated
 
Recently however, they fall asleep between 7 and 8pm and wake up at 1am. No matter what they've tried, they are unable to shift that pattern, sleep more, or stay awake longer. And they hate it. ☹️
I frequently do the same but I don’t fight it. I read for an hour, hydrate and then sleepiness comes back. I get another 3 hours before finally waking. This is frustrating for us seniors.
 
Done with work for the day
Accused of not being at work meeting..first she saw i wasnt there then "someone" told her
I then said huh...i was there the whole time. And told her the order of who spoke. And she should check with "someone" to see if there isnt something wrong with her camera or teams.
In my head...."fuck off" resonated
I am currently very interested in a workplace Strangers on a Train scenario.
You take care of my weasels; I'll take care of yours :mad:

Do they honestly think I don't have enough work of my own that I need to fix <REDACTED>'s mistakes all day, too?!?
 
Done with work for the day
Accused of not being at work meeting..first she saw i wasnt there then "someone" told her
I then said huh...i was there the whole time. And told her the order of who spoke. And she should check with "someone" to see if there isnt something wrong with her camera or teams.
In my head...."fuck off" resonated


I had a "boss" - he really sucked at it - tell me that "you were seen" doing whatthefuckever. I hadn't, of course. It was reaching - wishin'-n-hopin'. I never fessed up. I had another one who'd tell a whopper and then ask, "why would I lie?" So I said, I don't know why, hinting of course that I knew he was lying. I'll take my current knuckleheads over some of the wanton douchebags I have had, lemme tellya.
 
I am currently very interested in a workplace Strangers on a Train scenario.
You take care of my weasels; I'll take care of yours :mad:

Do they honestly think I don't have enough work of my own that I need to fix <REDACTED>'s mistakes all day, too?!?


I was discussing some of my weasels today with their supervisor. It seems we have some feds in the general area. I suggested that it'd be a pity of some of his/my weasels got rounded up.


At least Bo wouldn't need any diesel . . . .
 
So Wat pulled up in front of the landlady's place and hit the storm drop inlet. Fucking steel top cut piss outta the left front tire. Left a hole in the sidewall. Called the hook. AAA. He was here in 20 minutes. We were going to go to Their Tire Store which closed at 6. Then he asked, "do you know Keke's? They're open til 8 and they have new and used tires." "Where are they?" "like seven minutes away." "Do it!" The immigrants swarmed the car when it got there - well was off 90 seconds later. I tipped the driver $10. Twenty minutes later, I had paid and had a right front tire that holds air. It'll do until I replace the set anyway.


It was better than PeeWee's Big Adventure . . . .
 
I had a "boss" - he really sucked at it - tell me that "you were seen" doing whatthefuckever. I hadn't, of course. It was reaching - wishin'-n-hopin'. I never fessed up. I had another one who'd tell a whopper and then ask, "why would I lie?" So I said, I don't know why, hinting of course that I knew he was lying. I'll take my current knuckleheads over some of the wanton douchebags I have had, lemme tellya.
Yeah - lot of "Devil you know" :rolleyes:
It's like that Cher song...
But instead of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
it's Douchebags, Knuckleheads, and Dweebs
 
Yeah - lot of "Devil you know" :rolleyes:
It's like that Cher song...
But instead of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
it's Douchebags, Knuckleheads, and Dweebs


From a poetic/lingual/cadence point of view, "cunts" fits better than "knuckleheads."


Just sayin'. You may substitute "twats" if it makes you feel better, bearing in mind that none of mine is a woman, and so no women were harmed in this stream of vitriol.
 
I'm starting to see a lot of stuff about Christmas.
We don't really celebrate it in the traditional way, instead, the gifts I give are referred to as "not Christmas" gifts...
That said guys (especially those of you in cold climates)
Pro-Tip #349.... Buy your girl one of these! Trust me on this... I did this for my Goddess before we were ever "intimate" and I told Her "You're going to get it and say "Huh?" then You're going to use it and love me forever!"....
NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SAYS "I love and respect Your beautiful bottom" like one of these...

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-L60-EW-LumaWarm-Nightlight-Elongated/dp/B008Q6EN0I/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=1B7MBIJHLIET&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.HFGMk7VyY6PFjatrvdZniOWMVQBUufDo6YkWP3AvwofJrJ3a2Ky--Q-y8DKRhrYmDbpTaGpbqpVK0v79OHGnnLVT9UaC7cgHCA3AY5IF2tlvNDN86EtieiLEtbvhMB73gX2unPZgAryf3XH7a6rtwEUXSMj_zn6-sd7uioyhmiv9tpPIsHPoi4fV56eSLXpY1MJIjObHZZYrXVIlHBdJpw.GGaEV3mNYh_CGCFukAR4lz8rwxVl1duTsLrZaWeHJwk&dib_tag=se&keywords=heated+toilet+seat&qid=1763385070&sprefix=heated++toilet+,aps,234&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1

It's even nice to hear Her girlfriends come in for the first time and scream "OMG! this is AWESOME!!"
Warm seat, warm heart!! 😂❤️
 
From a poetic/lingual/cadence point of view, "cunts" fits better than "knuckleheads."


Just sayin'. You may substitute "twats" if it makes you feel better, bearing in mind that none of mine is a woman, and so no women were harmed in this stream of vitriol.
Yeah - I was lazy and just reused your descriptors. Knew if it was really irritating that you, @Wonderer67, or another spoonie would polish it up.

While I can't use "the C-word" in my family without a whole buncha noise... I personally feel that it's not a gender-driven word.

Could be the British programming I watch, too. :unsure: 😂

CW: c-word... lots and lotsa
A Montage of C**ts - After Life - Netflix
YouTube: Still Watching Netflix channel
 
I had a "boss" - he really sucked at it - tell me that "you were seen" doing whatthefuckever. I hadn't, of course. It was reaching - wishin'-n-hopin'. I never fessed up. I had another one who'd tell a whopper and then ask, "why would I lie?" So I said, I don't know why, hinting of course that I knew he was lying. I'll take my current knuckleheads over some of the wanton douchebags I have had, lemme tellya.
If a person wants to ask me a question ...cool
If a person wants to tell me what happened or someone "said" and they feel like the confrontation queen....they can hop in their yugo and take the road east allllll the way to fuckofistan and stay there.
This bitch said to me and my peer that since she was our advisor she wanted to learn more about our job....what she knows is nothing...
 
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