Wat_Tyler
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Everyone enjoying their early taste of Christmas spirit?
My wife and I drove to a local shopping centre this afternoon and when I spent three seconds deciding which parking space to use, the guy in the car behind me started beeping his horn, waving his arms and shouting obscenities.
Twenty minutes later, having bought some new lights for the tree, I saw him and his wife waiting patiently in the queue at the checkout. I looked in his direction and gave him a broad smile.
When he realised I was nearly a foot taller than him he shuffled away and hid behind the mince pies display.
What is it that turns people into raging morons the moment they get behind a steering wheel?
Had a g/f once who got jumped at the gas pump by some cunt who accused her of cutting in front of him. I came out from tookening a leak and saw this crap, walked up behind him, and growled to find out the cause of his wanton st000pidity. He turned and I was right on him looking down at him, and he beat some feet outta there kinda quickly.
I didn't smile . . . .
