The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

There was a segment on the local news that flu and RSV have increased 320% in the schools.
Just took a flu and COVID test. Both negative.

This sucker is firmly in my sinuses. I wouldn't wish this on my friends. Realistically, I might wish it on my enemies. No guarantees they're safe...
Or like the next asshole to pull out in front of me on these icy roads.
 
I tired to order weather tech mats for Mrs wonderer today and yesterday and then are is not working right.

Should I order on my laptop to see if that will change things? Or try to cop some more zzzzzzs.

I’m sort of up…

Heh heh. I said up.
Try your laptop. I've been trying to book ski school lessons for the kids on my phone but not having much luck. 😤🤬
 
Everyone enjoying their early taste of Christmas spirit?

My wife and I drove to a local shopping centre this afternoon and when I spent three seconds deciding which parking space to use, the guy in the car behind me started beeping his horn, waving his arms and shouting obscenities.

Twenty minutes later, having bought some new lights for the tree, I saw him and his wife waiting patiently in the queue at the checkout. I looked in his direction and gave him a broad smile.

When he realised I was nearly a foot taller than him he shuffled away and hid behind the mince pies display.

What is it that turns people into raging morons the moment they get behind a steering wheel?
And it's always the little guys! Like they're compensating or something! 🤣🤣🤣
 
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