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I had a dream this morning just before I woke up that I was driving over Schooleys Mountain near where I live. It was snowing as I was driving, it wasn’t necessarily treacherous, but I was going to moderate speed and cars were piling up behind me. Typical jersey drivers in their SUVs. They think they can drive fast and stop just as fast.

As I was coming off the hill and into Hackettstown, I noticed that there was a car who had driven off the road. I stopped to help them, and it was none other than Sir Mick Jagger!

I’m playing a cool, like I have no idea who he is, trying not to be a finding stones fan. I get his car unstuck (some really nice and high-end BMW) and then I suddenly turned into a blubbering idiot drones fanboyband telling him how I think let it bleed is the best album of all time! Even the tracks that don’t get a lot of aircppayvare fabulous. “I’ve got the silver…” I’m going on and on and on about this album and also the album beggars‘s banquet. (Jigsaw puzzle and stray cat blues.)

Poor Mack is a trapped audience, but he’s totally cool about it and telling me great stories and anecdotes about how he and Charlie were absolutely blitzed writing one of the songs I was mentioning. We both raised an imaginary toast to Charlie, before I got three good selfies of me and Sir Mick!

Then I drove off of Schooleys Mountain and into the center of Cincinnati… and was partying with a Portuguese and Spanish couple

Just sharing in case anyone wants to see inside my crazy mind!
 
Wonderer67 said:
I had a dream this morning just before I woke up that I was driving over Schooleys Mountain near where I live. It was snowing as I was driving, it wasn’t necessarily treacherous, but I was going to moderate speed and cars were piling up behind me. Typical jersey drivers in their SUVs. They think they can drive fast and stop just as fast.

As I was coming off the hill and into Hackettstown, I noticed that there was a car who had driven off the road. I stopped to help them, and it was none other than Sir Mick Jagger!

I’m playing a cool, like I have no idea who he is, trying not to be a finding stones fan. I get his car unstuck (some really nice and high-end BMW) and then I suddenly turned into a blubbering idiot drones fanboyband telling him how I think let it bleed is the best album of all time! Even the tracks that don’t get a lot of aircppayvare fabulous. “I’ve got the silver…” I’m going on and on and on about this album and also the album beggars‘s banquet. (Jigsaw puzzle and stray cat blues.)

Poor Mack is a trapped audience, but he’s totally cool about it and telling me great stories and anecdotes about how he and Charlie were absolutely blitzed writing one of the songs I was mentioning. We both raised an imaginary toast to Charlie, before I got three good selfies of me and Sir Mick!

Then I drove off of Schooleys Mountain and into the center of Cincinnati… and was partying with a Portuguese and Spanish couple

Just sharing in case anyone wants to see inside my crazy mind!
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Clearly insane, totally and completely.


Exile on Main Street, motherfuckers!!!!


Come on, come on down, Sweet Virginia . . . .
 
Lilianna23 said:
Figgy pudding is very different fron Yorkshire pudding. I think you could safely have both on Christmas day!
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This is what I was waiting for! I could have looked it up, but where’s the fun in that? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve had neither, so I had decided to do both…or should I say, I do Figgy, SWMBO does Yorkshire. We’re down to a week to go Christmas shoppers. 😮. I thought I had a little more time…we’re cutting back this year, but still need to get the stocking stuffers and whatnot.

So…told you bout my Elf in the Attic. First look didn’t see anything, but have heard him a couple of times. Yesterday drive up and the neighborhood visiting cat was skulking around looking up iand as I get out of the truck, a squirrel blasts out of the overgrown Holly bush runs up over the garage. I scold the cat for not doing his job and weeding these tree rats out, and go in the back yard. I look up and don’t see anything at first, then I see a little head. Then swoop! Right down the bathroom vent pipe!

Furry little varmint! I did a little research and it appears they like to nibble on the lead flashing in those pipes?

Exterminator doesn’t deal w squirrels…so now I need to rent a Bambi bucket (I think that’s the term) and strap in and go up and put a critter cage to keep his butt out there…but first have to make sure they’re all out…no nest…see how much damage he’s done…

Merry Squirrel Chas’n Christmas….🎅

——Christmas village Z——

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B2fromA2looking4U said:
A story about stick shifting, was the teaching of my daughter on my Honda Civic. Now this car was such an easy shift that you just had to learn to get it into first. So I took my daughter to a parking lot to practice the accelerator with release of the clutch to get into first without stalling.

She struggled and stalled the car often. Frustrated, she became angry and quit after a squirrel sat about 3 feet in front of the car taunting her!😂.
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When my dad was teaching me…somewhere around 12 or 13, he had an F-150 three on da tree. I couldn’t get it out of 1st without stalling but I could in reverse?

If that’s not a metaphor for my life! 😂
 
HumpDayHoratio said:
This is what I was waiting for! I could have looked it up, but where’s the fun in that? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve had neither, so I had decided to do both…or should I say, I do Figgy, SWMBO does Yorkshire. We’re down to a week to go Christmas shoppers. 😮. I thought I had a little more time…we’re cutting back this year, but still need to get the stocking stuffers and whatnot.

So…told you bout my Elf in the Attic. First look didn’t see anything, but have heard him a couple of times. Yesterday drive up and the neighborhood visiting cat was skulking around looking up iand as I get out of the truck, a squirrel blasts out of the overgrown Holly bush runs up over the garage. I scold the cat for not doing his job and weeding these tree rats out, and go in the back yard. I look up and don’t see anything at first, then I see a little head. Then swoop! Right down the bathroom vent pipe!

Furry little varmint! I did a little research and it appears they like to nibble on the lead flashing in those pipes?

Exterminator doesn’t deal w squirrels…so now I need to rent a Bambi bucket (I think that’s the term) and strap in and go up and put a critter cage to keep his butt out there…but first have to make sure they’re all out…no nest…see how much damage he’s done…

Merry Squirrel Chas’n Christmas….🎅

——Christmas village Z——

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Have your mom help...she likes ladders
 
Morning, Spoonies
I missed the 3am Club and still feel a couple quarts low on sleep 🥱
What's everyone doing this Hump Day?
Oldermom935 said:
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:unsure: Has there been a creepy Elf horror movie yet?
Ask and The Universe provides :LOL:
Wat_Tyler said:
I prefer my gear choices to what the transmission thinks it should do. I do like Petunia's choices most of the time, but the she has a funky 8-speed, so she has a lot to think about.
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Not familiar w/ the 3 on a tree.
I learned 4 on the floor from dad. He taught me when to shift based on RPM (Tachometer).
College - roommate had a car for a while. It was stick shift and she hated it. So she let me drive it.
It had some weird predictive shifting program where it would tell you when to shift... but it didn't match what my dad taught me or what I was feeling with the car. So annoying!
Wonderer67 said:
OMG! They had such a strong two person in the room policy… even on a Sunday afternoon! Althey I am getting to schemalizing how to do it….
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Missk_2022 said:
Maggots too
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Anyone else remember this one?
Just me?
Wat_Tyler said:
She must have forgotten to remind the squirrel that his legs are too short to reach the pedals and that he can't see over the steering wheel.
Obnoxious rodents!!!! :mad:
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Wat_Tyler said:
Insect larvae. Of course not. They were one way to deal with infections, once upon a time.
Or did I mix that story up?
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Still do... maggots are great at debridement of damaged flesh, like with severe burns.
Maggot debridement therapy for burns surgery avoidance in an elderly and comorbid patient: A case report

Maggot Debridement Therapy of a Leg Wound From Kaposi's Sarcoma: A Case Report

A Deeper Look at Maggot Therapy in Wound Care
HumpDayHoratio said:
but first have to make sure they’re all out…no nest…see how much damage he’s done…
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Pro Tip: They carry scabies. You do not want that inside your house!!! 😬
Missk_2022 said:
Have your mom help...she likes ladders
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Post of the Day! 🏆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
dkak001 said:
We saw it here, so try to maximize quarter and rift sawn. But yes, in general it's expensive to buy.

I'm not sure I could even afford oak, of we didn't have the mill and access to the acres of hardwoods. To be honest, I never look at the retail price. We've even used it for trusses for buildings.

It can even make bird's-eye, like maple does. The effect is interesting, and it's super rare. We do have some set aside, from the only tree we've ever encountered.
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Our house in Pa. circa 1950 had rough sawn oak beams and rafters. Not sure why, it did have concrete block basement. I had to use screw to put up wire clmps or anything for that matter. I could not pound a screw into it. I was glad when I found saber self drilling screws.
 
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