The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Priceless!!! That kinda sales shit is such a shit job. They should stay in the drive-thrus askin' folks if'n they wantin' fries wit' dat.

He was so pissed at us! We still made him give us the tour. We were going to build when we got home and wanted to see if we could pick up any ideas.

 

[Lilianna23]

So beautiful

 

[Lilianna23]

Bedsores where you can put your fist behind their sacrum from tunneling....ir is in front of?

Oh, I have LOTS of those stories!

 

[Lilianna23]

Imagine the embarrassment, a dog, a descendent of wolves.

Being protected from a bird, by a domesticated chicken.

He's never going to be able to look his buddies in the eye again...

But he's just a widdle bay-bee!

 

[Lilianna23]

I learned how to change a tire/tyre by watching my father change one when I was 6 or 7 years old.

I remembered which compartment the jack was stashed in the back of my SUV.

And yet - that simple, skinny little hand jack does sweet fuck all when you need to actually change a tire.

Thank goodness for the kindness of strangers who will stop and help when they see a single female doing their best on the side of the road.

If not for the sheriff's deputy and random mechanic that both stopped to assist that hot summer day in 2018, I am pretty sure I would still be on the side of the road saying, "Just once more and we'll have it."

If I had an engineering degree, I would make my millions by creating a pocket-sized hydraulic jack that fits in the back of a car without taking up any more room than a spare tire/tyre would.

Because surely in this day and age we have the technology and know-how to make that happen!!
*stamps foot for emphasis*

And although my jack would be in basic matte black, I would even insist that we make a model in pink ...with glitter!! IYKYK

Thank you! ️

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Morning all (6am in England).

 

[nipplecaresser]

I had a dream this morning just before I woke up that I was driving over Schooleys Mountain near where I live. It was snowing as I was driving, it wasn’t necessarily treacherous, but I was going to moderate speed and cars were piling up behind me. Typical jersey drivers in their SUVs. They think they can drive fast and stop just as fast.

As I was coming off the hill and into Hackettstown, I noticed that there was a car who had driven off the road. I stopped to help them, and it was none other than Sir Mick Jagger!

Were his first words "Start Me Up?"

 

[Missk_2022]

Mahogany is gorgeous wood! Dark for my tastes, however.

It looks a little red too me too. I would say walnut or oak are my faves with a mid tone brown stain... no red not to dark not too light. I hate my floors. They picked this ashy mix of dark and light stripe-y stuff

Well dont hate but dont like either. Carpet is tan with a tont of apricot.... whoever picked this was not fashion forward

 

[Missk_2022]

Up to pee and start work because i thought was 530

Umm no...going back to bed

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I have some stories with those, too!

I’m not squeamish so do tell!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Up to pee and start work because i thought was 530

Umm no...going back to bed

I was waking up around 4, tried to go back to sleep but the tummy growled. Finally I gave in, and I am wide awake at 430.

I can at least take a nap later.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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Get one of these too, lots more leverage to loosen your nuts….

Buy an old one. Wat has bent a newer one made of softer steel.


Pieces of shit they are.


Of course, there won't be a hole for metric nuts, but oh well . . . .

 

[subdudeme13]

Most hardware stores, Lowes Home depot. I think Home Depot might be called Grip Right. They use a star bit and I can drive them in with an electric drill no problem.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The folks that stopped and helped me were wonderful.
Zero serial killer vibes!
Win Column!
There was just no help from that anemic, little jack that came w/ the car.

Wat was coming back home upon the interstate one Friday afternoon and passed 5 wimminz sorting out changing the left rear tire on their car. They were fairly far up on the shoulder, which was good. So, being the Saintly Sort that Wat naturally is, he pulled over onto the shoulder and backed back to where they were. They ranged in age from 18 to 60-something. As Wat changed the tire, they told him they were on their way to see Kenny Rogers. They attempted to force a 10-spot onto our Saintly Soul and hero of this tale. He declined, of course, knowing that there is no Charity in H000ring, or verse visa. He wished them well and hoped that they'd enjoy the concert.

 

[Wonderer67]

Woke up at 4:19. Tried to sleep but there i am.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner. I hope your day goes well.

In the last 24 hours, my granddaughter contracted a virus and running 102 fever. Pretty manageable for a 4 year old.

And it’s that time of year of Holiday cheer and virus sharing . I don’t want any thank you. .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Of course you taught him!

He taught himself.


I helped with Refinements.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I know. Just wanted to throw it out there!

Like praying for the impossible.


A nice thought still . . . .

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Wat was coming back home upon the interstate one Friday afternoon and passed 5 wimminz sorting out changing the left rear tire on their car. They were fairly far up on the shoulder, which was good. So, being the Saintly Sort that Wat naturally is, he pulled over onto the shoulder and backed back to where they were. They ranged in age from 18 to 60-something. As Wat changed the tire, they told him they were on their way to see Kenny Rogers. They attempted to force a 10-spot onto our Saintly Soul and hero of this tale. He declined, of course, knowing that there is no Charity in H000ring, or verse visa. He wished them well and hoped that they'd enjoy the concert.

You are a good person doing good for the good reasons!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have some stories with those, too!

Excellent!!!


I'm all atwitter with excitement.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mahogany is gorgeous wood! Dark for my tastes, however.

I think that with the both of them, people tend to stain them dark. I prefer natural.


I redid two walnut rifle stocks last year and stained the worserer one. They both look great.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He was so pissed at us! We still made him give us the tour. We were going to build when we got home and wanted to see if we could pick up any ideas.

That being pissed bit is all part of Teh Act. They hope that you'll shift into People Pleaser Mode and open the cheque book.


Never give the pricks the satisfaction.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It looks a little red too me too. I would say walnut or oak are my faves with a mid tone brown stain... no red not to dark not too light. I hate my floors. They picked this ashy mix of dark and light stripe-y stuff

Well dont hate but dont like either. Carpet is tan with a tont of apricot.... whoever picked this was not fashion forward

Fucking builders.

 

[Wonderer67]

Were his first words "Start Me Up?"

He said he car felt like a beast of burden.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You are a good person doing good for the good reasons!

The 30-something was kinda hawt and tempting . . . .