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[Wonderer67]

Right... who wants farm raised weasels... wily wild weasels are wondermous

They are fresherest.

But wondermous now loses the u to be fully Americanized. Wondermus for us Americans!

Also fabulus.

Am I taking this too far??

 

[Missk_2022]

They are fresherest.

But wondermous now loses the u to be fully Americanized. Wondermus for us Americans!

Also fabulus.

Am I taking this too far??

Nope

 

[nipplecaresser]

Well i didnt make my xmas goal but i got in to clothes i haven't worn in a while and cleaned out my closet of all old ugly or too big clothes. I have also indulged in cookies... sooo there ya go

From 410 to 278 in 16 months is pretty good

By the time march rolls around i would say i will be even lower

Edit....i would also say the big weight loss i had after surgery also will cause me to have smaller loses for a couple weeks as my body readjusts. I will get there

As young, trendy people would have said, about 15 years ago, it is not just good it is phenom!
You will deffo get there and we will cheerlead for you all the way (Wonderer has already bought his outfit)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Right... who wants farm raised weasels... wily wild weasels are wondermous

Killing the wild weasels is the bestest part.

 

[MuffandNonsense]

I will now start spelling word this way:

for example, knight as we know it could be spelled knyghte or cniht. Or c@nt!

However, I am immediately (pronounced like an upper crust Englishman) going to start spelling glamour as glamor to ensure that it is fully Americanized.

Not to be confused with the original spelling of King Cnut (now with added vowels to spell CANUTE).

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Well i didnt make my xmas goal but i got in to clothes i haven't worn in a while and cleaned out my closet of all old ugly or too big clothes. I have also indulged in cookies... sooo there ya go

From 410 to 278 in 16 months is pretty good

By the time march rolls around i would say i will be even lower

Edit....i would also say the big weight loss i had after surgery also will cause me to have smaller loses for a couple weeks as my body readjusts. I will get there

A massive Well Done from across the pond.
The hardest part is starting.
Now you're a long way on the journey, so keep it up!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Not to be confused with the original spelling of King Cnut (now with added vowels to spell CANUTE).

After his tiff with the sea, they should change it to Cunt for all time.

 

[MuffandNonsense]

After his tiff with the sea, they should change it to Cunt for all time.

I think he was demoted to a Count.
We could do with an army of like-minded souls turning things back as they clamber out of the English Channel on to Kentish beaches right now ....
IYKYK.

 

[drobert44]

I think he was demoted to a Count.
We could do with an army of like-minded souls turning things back as they clamber out of the English Channel on to Kentish beaches right now ....
IYKYK.

Are you Brits being invaded?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think he was demoted to a Count.
We could do with an army of like-minded souls turning things back as they clamber out of the English Channel on to Kentish beaches right now ....
IYKYK.

1066


Never Forget . . . .

 

[MuffandNonsense]

1066


Never Forget . . . .

I was planning on sending Tapestries instead of Christmas Cards this year!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Aren’t you second story man??

Good on you! Don’t let them tree rats ruin your holiday.

Sounds like you’re in full chore mad mode! Enjoy and merry Christmas to you and yours!

Gonna leave those lofty heights to the pros…SWMBO has demanded it. I mean…I could rent a Bambi bucket, harness up and crawl up there and do it. That actually sounds kind of fun…if it’s not raining or windy or cold!

The hard part is getting a roofer over to do a small job. There’s a building boom round these parts and nobody wants to do small jobs.

Merry Christmas Eve. It’s not official till you hear the horns blaring on March of The Nutcracker. I always crank it up full blast. The tribe hates it, but i’m expanding their horizons…I’m good like that. It’s the very first song in the suite.

OM, Coffee (The Arabian Dance) is at 31:34, Pissy Tea (Chinese Dance) is at 34:38, and the Sugar Plum Fairy clocks in around 54:50…in case anyone hangs in there that long…

——Christmas Eve MZ——

 

[Missk_2022]

Killing the wild weasels is the bestest part.

Sort of on topic. Have u every seen the implement they use when culling chickens to prepare for the pot...fascinating and gross all at the same time

 

[Missk_2022]

I was planning on sending Tapestries instead of Christmas Cards this year!

I come from hearty norwegian stock.... vikings if u will.... if i storm the beaches u will know it

Hahahaha

 

[Missk_2022]

Gonna leave those lofty heights to the pros…SWMBO has demanded it. I mean…I could rent a Bambi bucket, harness up and crawl up there and do it. That actually sounds kind of fun…if it’s not raining or windy or cold!

The hard part is getting a roofer over to do a small job. There’s a building boom round these parts and nobody wants to do small jobs.

Merry Christmas Eve. It’s not official till you hear the horns blaring on March of The Nutcracker. I always crank it up full blast. The tribe hates it, but i’m expanding their horizons…I’m good like that. It’s the very first song in the suite.

OM, Coffee (The Arabian Dance) is at 31:34, Pissy Tea (Chinese Dance) is at 34:38, and the Sugar Plum Fairy clocks in around 54:50…in case anyone hangs in there that long…

——Christmas Eve MZ——

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Your mom will help

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

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Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Your mom will help

She’s off the Oxy now…so has sort of come back down from her lofty heights!

 

[Wonderer67]

Not to be confused with the original spelling of King Cnut (now with added vowels to spell CANUTE).

And of course the Monty Python pronunciation… ka-niget.

We always had a good laugh out of it but never really understood it. One day I was at a Rutgers (scarlet knights) game and it dawned on me it was the full phonetic pronunciation of knight.

At 1:41…

I can’t help but think this is how @nipplecaresser talks and acts.

 

[Missk_2022]

She’s off the Oxy now…so has sort of come back down from her lofty heights!

She is a rascal

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Are you Brits being invaded?

Affirmative: 1,000 every week on small boats.

I come from hearty norwegian stock.... vikings if u will.... if i storm the beaches u will know it

Hahahaha

We need you on our side, repelling the invaders!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

OK, okay…since some of you exchange gifts on Christmas Eve and others on Christmas Day…

We still have time to put in a request. I rescind my earlier request of the Montana acreage…it was much too large to swing anyway, and have lowered my expectations…



I figured I wouldn’t limit it to a certain area, that way it expands the possibilities! . Plus, we can all chip in and have a place to meet!

I wonder if that stream holds fish?

 

[Wonderer67]

As young, trendy people would have said, about 15 years ago, it is not just good it is phenom!
You will deffo get there and we will cheerlead for you all the way (Wonderer has already bought his outfit)

Yes, when you make your weight I will do a cheer for you, in a cheerleaders outfit of course.

 

[Wonderer67]

Killing the wild weasels is the bestest part.

 

[Wonderer67]

I think he was demoted to a Count.
We could do with an army of like-minded souls turning things back as they clamber out of the English Channel on to Kentish beaches right now ....
IYKYK.

My favorite picture of Battle UK. (where are the actual battle of Hastings was fought.)

https://imgur.com/a/hsFTYbv