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HumpDayHoratio said:
OK, okay…since some of you exchange gifts on Christmas Eve and others on Christmas Day…

We still have time to put in a request. I rescind my earlier request of the Montana acreage…it was much too large to swing anyway, and have lowered my expectations…

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I figured I wouldn’t limit it to a certain area, that way it expands the possibilities! 😂. Plus, we can all chip in and have a place to meet!

I wonder if that stream holds fish? 🤔
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If I hit the Powerball drawing, it's yours!
 
Looks like the weather is going to be sporty around here on Friday..
3:32 PM EST Wednesday 24 December 2025

Significant Freezing Rain Likely Friday.What: Freezing Rain. Ice accretion of 5 to 10 mm. When: Friday morning into Friday afternoon. Additional information: Freezing rain is expected to begin Friday morning and continue into the afternoon. Ice accretion of 5 to 10 mm is likely. Freezing rain will change over to rain Friday afternoon over Sarnia and Chatham areas as temperatures rise above to the freezing mark and to light snow Friday evening over London area.Roads and walkways will likely become icy and slippery. Motorists should expect difficult winter driving conditions and adjust plans accordingly.
 
Nightbird said:
Looks like the weather is going to be sporty around here on Friday..
3:32 PM EST Wednesday 24 December 2025

Significant Freezing Rain Likely Friday.What: Freezing Rain. Ice accretion of 5 to 10 mm. When: Friday morning into Friday afternoon. Additional information: Freezing rain is expected to begin Friday morning and continue into the afternoon. Ice accretion of 5 to 10 mm is likely. Freezing rain will change over to rain Friday afternoon over Sarnia and Chatham areas as temperatures rise above to the freezing mark and to light snow Friday evening over London area.Roads and walkways will likely become icy and slippery. Motorists should expect difficult winter driving conditions and adjust plans accordingly.
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We got the same report neighbor. Make sure you have easy to eat food not requiring electricity to cook. I have a fireplace that I can crank up if needed.
 
MuffandNonsense said:
I would reply but Wonder boy might throw his toys out of the pram again.

Funny that he joined in a witty exchange about pronunciations, and a few gags about the success of the English Tourist Board attracting so many visitors from across the Channel, he joined in chats about migration by mentioning the Battle of Hastings, and then he went ballistic about me answering a simple question about the numbers involved.

At no point did I talk about politics.
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Hey motherfucker. you couldn’t help but reply, could you?

Cuz you have no common sense or discipline and you just can’t help yourself. You are as easy to read as a fucking open book.

I hear your subtle anti-immigrant and slightly veiled antiMuslim rhetoric (You may get killed by going to a Christmas market- yes they’re this is true, but you may get killed by just about any other fucking thing and the odds are extremely low - I didn’t see you mentioned that you might be killed by meteorite hitting earth… )

And there ain’t no DEI council here. To protect your pussy hurt ass. Cause I’m sure you’re a fucking victim…

I’m largely apolitical, but not stupid. I am neither left nor right. Literally the founding three elements of this thread was no politics, no religion and no drama.

I can totally deal with people who have opposing political views than mine, which is just about everybody, but I’ve said it a few times and so have others.

It’s literally on fucking post number one of this thread.
Wonderer67 said:
Topics to avoid: politics of any kind, current events, religion or drama.
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We have enjoyed each other‘s company literally for years before you came around, so if you don’t like it, you can vamoose (which is French!😉) or start your own over 50s thread.

Or play by the rules that we mostly follow. If you want nitpick, I will have it with you any fucking day, cause I’m not perfect and I don’t need to be right about this.

But I know what I believe in.

I am a nice guy, but also a straight shooter. So if you don’t like it, take your pussy ass racquet sports and go fuck yourself with your squash and paddle racquets.

Sideways.
 
nipplecaresser said:
What does Mrs. Claus get when she wears tight pants?
A mistletoe.

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Dear Santa…
Define good.

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and @nipplecaresser
A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on.

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
Getting a sweater when they hoped for a screamer or a moaner.

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because he knows better than to try the back door.

What does a man who had a vasectomy have in common with a Christmas tree?
Their balls are both decorative.

A wife walked in on her husband putting on a condom. “What are you doing?” she asked.
He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”

What does Santa say when he reaches climax?
Oh, oh, OH!”
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Will save a few of these for tomorrow’s festivities! 😉😂
 
nipplecaresser said:
A couple of points to make here:-

1) Talk of small boat immigrants invading the UK IS political
2) Wonderer did not "throw his toys out of the pram..." He asked you, reasonably, not to talk politics on this thread, something all other regular contributors would agree with.
3) Let's all move on and get back into the Christmas (or, in my case "grinch") spirit

Cheers 🥂
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Bingo BANGO.
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
We got the same report neighbor. Make sure you have easy to eat food not requiring electricity to cook. I have a fireplace that I can crank up if needed.
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Thanks for the advice.. I'll have plenty of left overs that can be eaten cold. I heat with electricity so that could be a problem but I will make do.
 
Nightbird said:
Looks like the weather is going to be sporty around here on Friday..
3:32 PM EST Wednesday 24 December 2025

Significant Freezing Rain Likely Friday.What: Freezing Rain. Ice accretion of 5 to 10 mm. When: Friday morning into Friday afternoon. Additional information: Freezing rain is expected to begin Friday morning and continue into the afternoon. Ice accretion of 5 to 10 mm is likely. Freezing rain will change over to rain Friday afternoon over Sarnia and Chatham areas as temperatures rise above to the freezing mark and to light snow Friday evening over London area.Roads and walkways will likely become icy and slippery. Motorists should expect difficult winter driving conditions and adjust plans accordingly.
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We’re expecting 5-8” of snow here.
 
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