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[Wonderer67]

Affirmative: 1,000 every week on small boats.

We need you on our side, repelling the invaders!

Dude, can we stop it with the political nonsense?

This is a 100% pure non-political zone.

 

[Missk_2022]

Affirmative: 1,000 every week on small boats.

We need you on our side, repelling the invaders!

I have quize a bit of irish in me too.... so done and soon to be dusted

 

[nipplecaresser]

Got the tree up yesterday.
Wrapped presents today

All ready for it to be over now

Merry Christmas!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Got the tree up yesterday.
Wrapped presents today

All ready for it to be over now

Merry Christmas!

Amen on let’s get it over with !

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Now the flu bit my friends college age daughters. That messed up our plans for tomorrow. Grandpa must stay healthy!

 

[Oldermom935]

I think that we got all the ingredients required for Xmas supper, which I plan to make on Saturday after the kids get here.


Except weasel paste. The damned store was slam out.

Coffee cups!

 

[Oldermom935]

@Wat_Tyler identify them.

 

[Nightbird]

Keep on feeling better night bird!

Thanks Wonderer

 

[Nightbird]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

 

[nipplecaresser]

A Welshman, a Scotsman and an Englishman die on Christmas Day and arrive at the gates to heaven, God is waiting and tells them, you can't get through the pearly gates until you show me something to do with Christmas. The Welshman gets his keys and says "sleigh bells". In you go says God. The Scotsman gets out his lighter and say " it's a candle." In you go says God. The Englishman takes out a g- string and bra. God says what has that got to do with Christmas? The Englishman answers - they're Carol's

 

[likes2watchU]

Most meetings are email failures

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Only thing better would be a kitty or 4 on those long legs.

All the cookies at my house are GONE

Excellent work - that was Plan A, right?
I still have 2 bags full of ginger cookies at my place. For such a small batch of dough, it sure made a massive amount of cookies!

Yes you need a vacation. There is too much stress on you. Get some sleep maybe a nap.

Well it’s off to my daughters now that’s another four hours in the car 85 miles each way …sighs … but at the end there are snuggles with my grandson

on the prize! Have a fantastic visit!!

I'm not calling you a ho for all the gold in Fort Knox. You would hurt me so very badly . . . .

Animal damage from pests (insects, rodents etc) is excluded from almost all personal dwelling coverages.

However what might be covered (and varies from carrier to carrier) is if a large animal has a sudden and one time occurrence, like if a bear breaks intonyiur house and trashes it. Or a moose decides to bust in thru your bay window.

So... what I'm hearing is... we need to help @HumpDayHoratio stage it to look like a one time squirrelling?

Well i didnt make my xmas goal but i got in to clothes i haven't worn in a while and cleaned out my closet of all old ugly or too big clothes. I have also indulged in cookies... sooo there ya go

From 410 to 278 in 16 months is pretty good

By the time march rolls around i would say i will be even lower

Edit....i would also say the big weight loss i had after surgery also will cause me to have smaller loses for a couple weeks as my body readjusts. I will get there

You. Are. Amazing.
What a fantastic accomplishment!!!

Those cookies are all stolen goods!!

Disappointing... was hoping they were all stollen

Am I taking this too far??

Ask yourself... WWDS*?
*What Would Dui** Say?
**Dui aka Melville Dewey
As a young adult, he advocated spelling reform; he changed his name from the usual "Melville" to "Melvil", without redundant letters, and for a time changed his surname to "Dui."
Source: Wikipedia

The hard part is getting a roofer over to do a small job. There’s a building boom round these parts and nobody wants to do small jobs.

Surely some roofer in your area could be lured by a cash job. None of them are overextended this time of year?

Merry Christmas Eve. It’s not official till you hear the horns blaring on March of The Nutcracker.

Saw this live when I was 6. Grandma took my sister and I. Loved it! That Christmas Eve I played that albumn so many times... it mysteriously disappeared on Christmas morning... never to be heard again.

Sort of on topic. Have u every seen the implement they use when culling chickens to prepare for the pot...fascinating and gross all at the same time

Have. Not.
*don't look it up, don't look it up*
I prefer more separation between farm and table.
<----------------------------->

Your mom will help

Dear Santa -
Please install a few security cameras and have them livestream to the web before @HumpDayHoratio starts on his Squirrel Project.

@Wat_Tyler identify them.View attachment 2585848

Menu?

 

[nipplecaresser]

What does Mrs. Claus get when she wears tight pants?
A mistletoe.

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Dear Santa…
Define good.

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and @nipplecaresser
A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on.

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
Getting a sweater when they hoped for a screamer or a moaner.

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because he knows better than to try the back door.

What does a man who had a vasectomy have in common with a Christmas tree?
Their balls are both decorative.

A wife walked in on her husband putting on a condom. “What are you doing?” she asked.
He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”

What does Santa say when he reaches climax?
Oh, oh, OH!”

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sort of on topic. Have u every seen the implement they use when culling chickens to prepare for the pot...fascinating and gross all at the same time

I have not, and the chickens follow me around. I like them muchly.,

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I come from hearty norwegian stock.... vikings if u will.... if i storm the beaches u will know it

Hahahaha

The Normans claimed Viking stock. I think that William was compensating for being The Bastard.


It's where the light-eyed/haired Irish come from.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?

Too bad there is no prize . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

5,000 every week.

Potassium and I have a deal for invaders: Wat shoots, she reloads.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

OK, okay…since some of you exchange gifts on Christmas Eve and others on Christmas Day…

We still have time to put in a request. I rescind my earlier request of the Montana acreage…it was much too large to swing anyway, and have lowered my expectations…

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I figured I wouldn’t limit it to a certain area, that way it expands the possibilities! . Plus, we can all chip in and have a place to meet!

I wonder if that stream holds fish?

We might could find you something around here.


And I know that the lake holds fish.

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Potassium and I have a deal for invaders: Wat shoots, she reloads.

I would reply but Wonder boy might throw his toys out of the pram again.

Funny that he joined in a witty exchange about pronunciations, and a few gags about the success of the English Tourist Board attracting so many visitors from across the Channel, he joined in chats about migration by mentioning the Battle of Hastings, and then he went ballistic about me answering a simple question about the numbers involved.

At no point did I talk about politics.

 

[Oldermom935]

From our house to yours a healthy, happy, and enjoyable Christmas!

 

[Wonderer67]

So... what I'm hearing is... we need to help @HumpDayHoratio stage it to look like a one time squirrelling?

No. That would still be damage from pests. Even if one time. But damage from a large animal that damaged your home or its contents may be covered (depending on your carrier)

And staging it to look like something else, is of course, insurance fraud.

Sorry - I am in a bad mood.

Normally I would make a wisecrack. Cuz I knew what you meant.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I would reply but Wonder boy might throw his toys out of the pram again.

Funny that he joined in a witty exchange about pronunciations, and a few gags about the success of the English Tourist Board attracting so many visitors from across the Channel, he joined in chats about migration by mentioning the Battle of Hastings, and then he went ballistic about me answering a simple question about the numbers involved.

At no point did I talk about politics.

Affirmative: 1,000 every week on small boats.

We need you on our side, repelling the invaders!

A couple of points to make here:-

1) Talk of small boat immigrants invading the UK IS political
2) Wonderer did not "throw his toys out of the pram..." He asked you, reasonably, not to talk politics on this thread, something all other regular contributors would agree with.
3) Let's all move on and get back into the Christmas (or, in my case "grinch") spirit

Cheers

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Friend of mine just sent me this from Korea…in near real time!



The Fat man is on the way!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Ever wonder how them 8 tiny reindeer have the energy? A little help from the USAF!

 

[Boat1]

Sort of on topic. Have u every seen the implement they use when culling chickens to prepare for the pot...fascinating and gross all at the same time

Is it anything like the club that I use for baby seals ?

JUST JOKING!!!!

 

[likes2watchU]