The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

You have no idea how that hit me this morning....we're both still here, but life is throwing us some curve balls...hitting them...

It is good you are both still on the game... and on the same team

 

[Missk_2022]

Well i better go to work...fuck

 

[Vitriolhack]

Good Morning fellow fuckers!

️

 

[subdudeme13]

Former emt, yep, they really do

Like the time i almost cut my finger off cutting branches from a tree? It was really really stupid but it made the Dr. laugh.

 

[nipplecaresser]

And remembering my younger days and mischief , well that’s for another post

Or, maybe several?

 

[likes2watchU]

Wow! Thats amazing. Thats a metric fuck ton of food!

When 10 is your baseline?
We always had a metric fuck ton of people.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Wife and I have the same thing. All day is fine. Laying down in bed… cough cough cough.

It is bullshit

Mmm, I suspect he's probably telling the truth.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I getting better at them pumpkin and custard.
My trick is to bake on a heated cookie sheet so the bottom crust bakes and doesnt get soggy

Nobody wants a soggy bottom!

 

[Missk_2022]

Like the time i almost cut my finger off cutting branches from a tree? It was really really stupid but it made the Dr. laugh.

We know when men come in without wives it is gonna be a good story

 

[likes2watchU]

DUN DUN DUNDUN

That was animatronics and models though; not AI

 

[Vitriolhack]

That was animatronics and models though; not AI

This could be mean, or funny, depending on your point of view, but, there is a scene in Jaws when the shark attacks right after than music.

Always fun to jump up or scream a fraction of a second before that scene ; only works with people who have never scene the movie!

I know, shithead of me!

 

[Gary58]

We know when men come in without wives it is gonna be a good story

Every time my wife leaves me along and I am about to do something, she always says, "no trips to the ER!"

 

[AlexAtNight]

Where does this come from

Babylon 5

 

[AlexAtNight]

Make a utoob channel. Its how we see the womdermousness of greylag golden retriever pack doing retriever things.

Gotcha

 

[SouthernMatureGuy]

Some things that come to mind
Starting fires with gasoline
Car surfing
Welding without protective gear
Ding dong ditch on the west side of a town full of rednecks
Huffing paint, getting the cops called and then doing shit to get tased
Etc

I remember using gasoline, watching the flames head toward the can. I grabbed the can and threw it - creating a beautiful arc of flame and the quote "Look mommy, Daddy is on fire"

 

[Boat1]

I getting better at them pumpkin and custard.
My trick is to bake on a heated cookie sheet so the bottom crust bakes and doesnt get soggy

I like to pre-bake the crust a little, before adding the filling.

 

[Boat1]

Nobody wants a soggy bottom!

We obviously know different people.

 

[Missk_2022]

Nobody wants a soggy bottom!

Correct

 

[Missk_2022]

This could be mean, or funny, depending on your point of view, but, there is a scene in Jaws when the shark attacks right after than music.

Always fun to jump up or scream a fraction of a second before that scene ; only works with people who have never scene the movie!

I know, shithead of me!

There is another scene where an extra is smillin and skipping....i think is the get out of the water scene

 

[Missk_2022]

Every time my wife leaves me along and I am about to do something, she always says, "no trips to the ER!"

If i have my parents with me and i go in the store or get out to pump gas i always tell them to not get abducted

 

[Missk_2022]

I like to pre-bake the crust a little, before adding the filling.

Yeah that works too... but i always worry about the top crust... i know you can use foil to protect but the cookie sheet is so much easier

 

[AlexAtNight]

If i have my parents with me and i go in the store or get out to pump gas i always tell them to not get abducted

You sound like a trip

 

[Boat1]

Every time my wife leaves me along and I am about to do something, she always says, "no trips to the ER!"

I was outside working and my Goddess heard duct tape ripping off of the roll.
She asked, through the window "What are you doing?" I paused, then replied "Hygiene!"
...She knew!

 

[AlexAtNight]

I was outside working and my Goddess heard duct tape ripping off of the roll.
She asked, through the window "What are you doing?" I paused, then replied "Hygiene!"
...She knew!

Duct tape is good shit

 

[Oldermom935]

Nobody wants a soggy bottom!