The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

I hate when stuff like that happens. I fret over it for days.

Here is the company we’ve used to Replace some things over the years. I can’t speak to prices as I know nothing about it…and SWMBO is going to buy it anyway.

I inherited some Blue Danube from an aunt and uncle. They used this company to grow their collection over the years. I have all the receipts! I’ve already promised it to the oldest and his bride. That is unless SWMBO kicks me to the curb…then I’ll rescind that offer!

Big Ol’ Jetliner Direct. Can’t beat that. Still cold in Miami…all relative I know @likes2watchU ! Hope my truck is not in a block of ice when I get back tonight. Some of that stuff should have melted by now?

Have a great day all. See y’all tonight…if’n I don’t freeze trying to unstick a truck!

——Morning Mexican Z——

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Good luck getting your truck unstuck.

Friend of mine lives on the NC coast and he said it’s pretty bad on the ground. Be careful of other people!

 

[AlexAtNight]

We had our first state triennial forestry inspection today. I was nervous and had everything prepared.

I/we do everything by the book.

The inspection was totally anti-climactic. I had all my documents and all my figures and all my financial stuff out and the guy just looked around. Saw that we were using it for actual farmland and signed off. It took like 7 minutes!

I wanted to brag and show how much progress we made and trudge thru the snow up into the woods.

The guy was like: “No thanks (Altho his facial expression said ‘fuck THAT’) I’ve got seven more farms to look at today!”



Damn bureau - rats!

This is why so much physical access control can be circumvented with a clip board and a stressed facial expression

 

[Wonderer67]

Oh yeah? Did that furry little rodent see his shadow?

That son of a bitch saw his shadow.

Goddamit.

Kill the groundhog!
Kill the groundhog!

(To the music of this….)

But I really mean this!

First cav, motherfuckers!

 

[Wonderer67]

@Wonderer67 do you like whiskey?

I do!

Not in copious amounts. But a good whiskey can be just the thing sometimes.

 

[Wonderer67]

You can say that again!!!

Well… it’s Monday…

Did I need to say that again??

 

[Wonderer67]

And I woke up with a migraine...

Hopefully you get some relief… sleep.. anything.

 

[Wonderer67]

This is why so much physical access control can be circumvented with a clip board and a stressed facial expression

I think that was a George Costanza -ism. “Always carry a clipboard, look angry and walk fast.”

 

[AlexAtNight]

I think that was a George Costanza -ism. “Always carry a clipboard, look angry and walk fast.”

It is true, it is way more effective than you would think. The easiest thing to hack is a human being. "Social engineering," we call it.

 

[Oldermom935]

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Ewww Ewww Pick me ! Pick me!!!

 

[Oldermom935]

Yes amd liaten to your nurses...me and lillianna are actual real nurses with lots of years of experience

And I stayed at a motel 6 once...

 

[Missk_2022]

I do!

Not in copious amounts. But a good whiskey can be just the thing sometimes.

I got a bottle of johnnie walker black 12 yr something or other... u interested
I won in a raffle basket!!

 

[AlexAtNight]

I got a bottle of johnnie walker black 12 yr something or other... u interested
I won in a raffle basket!!

That aint a bad bottle.

 

[Missk_2022]

And I stated a motel 6 once...

U are amazing.... us nurses will stand behind you... we will be an unstoppable force!!

 

[Missk_2022]

That aint a bad bottle.

I have no idea about it

 

[SouthernMatureGuy]

That son of a bitch saw his shadow.

Goddamit.

Kill the groundhog!
Kill the groundhog!

(To the music of this….)

But I really mean this!

First cav, motherfuckers!

Bugs Bunny opera fan - so glad to find another

 

[AlexAtNight]

If I recall, Johnny Walker Blue is their tippy top bestest. Johnnie Walker Black is the step down. Aged less, but less eyewateringly expensive

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We had our first state triennial forestry inspection today. I was nervous and had everything prepared.

I/we do everything by the book.

The inspection was totally anti-climactic. I had all my documents and all my figures and all my financial stuff out and the guy just looked around. Saw that we were using it for actual farmland and signed off. It took like 7 minutes!

I wanted to brag and show how much progress we made and trudge thru the snow up into the woods.

The guy was like: “No thanks (Altho his facial expression said ‘fuck THAT’) I’ve got seven more farms to look at today!”



Damn bureau - rats!

You shit was in order. He didn't need to hang and look at more. He could tell. And the seven that he has still to see probably aren't ready and will bugger his afternoon.

Wat knows how to please inspectors. Apparently, so do you.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey I thought I told you not to share!

Ya think ya know a guy…

Who knows a guy . . . .

I like your tits.

A lot . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Good luck getting your truck unstuck.

Friend of mine lives on the NC coast and he said it’s pretty bad on the ground. Be careful of other people!

I have talked to 3 or 4 people there and gotten differing reports, but one said the coast got hammered.

 

[Wonderer67]

You shit was in order. He didn't need to hang and look at more. He could tell. And the seven that he has still to see probably aren't ready and will bugger his afternoon.

Wat knows how to please inspectors. Apparently, so do you.

No sexual favors were exchanged.

Even tho I wore my maid outfit!

 

[AlexAtNight]

No sexual favors were exchanged.

Even tho I wore my maid outfit!

But the spank ban records show a deposit...

 

[Wonderer67]

But the spank ban records show a deposit...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ewww Ewww Pick me ! Pick me!!!

I can't. I lurve ewe. I can, however allow you to add to the copious quantity of names on my list. Or you could start you own.

But you are forever banned from being on my list.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Look, who doesn't like a guy in a sexy maid outfit?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No sexual favors were exchanged.

Even tho I wore my maid outfit!

You'da fruzz yer bawls off in that skirtie bit.