The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

Its the um laus

Makes everything sound tough

Even the word ümläüt!

 

[Missk_2022]

Even the word ümläüt!

Omg...perfect

 

[PersonalFavors]

Bring em up to New Jersey. It’s been pissing down raining for three days straight.

Rain more than not here too. Not freezing any more I need to put the gauge back out.
As for the car, I noticed it looked clean when I went to the store. Back in the garage it’s still covered with a white sandy grunge. I may do a brushless drive through before I wash it myself.

 

[likes2watchU]

 

[PersonalFavors]

I do want to do a rhine or a Danube cruise. But that’s it.

Just too many people for me to be around. Even for a week.

My Mom was into those boat trips. While she was still able to travel she could do the walking. Her Danube cruise was way more than a week. The ends were Bucharest and Vienna. I forget which way the river flows. While she enjoyed the trip I remember her saying the chef was the same the whole way and there is a lot along the River that has not changed since bombed or shot up since WWII that you just don’t need to see.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So do hickey inside the something or other made the watchamacalliz do something or other 80 dollars done and running.


Or it was this....

Who the fuck told you this shit anyway????

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ask lilianna

She likes you. She'll say nearly anything.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Loved it working night shift. Fall back working nights sucked with the strength of 1000 hooors

Hint: don't ever get locked up on fall time change weekend cuz the cops are bigger cunts than normal.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I AM A D E L I G H T

Y O U D O N E L E A R N T F R O M E T H Y L . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No more texts or otherwise about Missing Tools.


I'm sure that all their tools are there, and in more ways than one . . . .

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Morning all. All done with the docs hopefully, although this cough just wont go away. At least I’m sleeping. Weathers good. Got a big day with the granddaughter today. Hopefully we’ll all get to eat together later.

The AppleTeeVee experiment with F1 seems to be a hit. You can configure a few windows and watch different drivers doing their practice laps. Pretty cool if ye are so inclined. I had my doubts about the move but it also archives the practice runs and I assume qualifying and the actual race. Now you don’t have to record the race!

Lili, get well dear. Everyone else seems to be in a good place. Anyone hear from Boat? Is he on a hitch?

Get a jump on the weekend. Check in on and off maybe.

——Botanical MZ——

 

[likes2watchU]

 

[Wonderer67]

I wish i was there to see her face when u say it the first time

It also can be the hit single for your new band

She was sooooo not impressed!

Immediate eye roll time with a slight smile… (I know her well enough to know what she’s thinking and without saying that she was saying “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

 

[Wonderer67]

No more texts or otherwise about Missing Tools.


I'm sure that all their tools are there, and in more ways than one . . . .

You said tool.

 

[Wonderer67]

Wats new band.

 

[likes2watchU]

This is gonna be The Day That Would Not End
Also - the day Likes does everyone else's work but their own
Spoiler: my calendar has been blocked from 2p-4p for a project GoLive for weeks

Upper Management (UM) made another unilateral decision without consulting anyone. No one on our team agrees with their decision, our team will be the one impacted the most by their decision, and UM believes all other tasks should just be shoved aside to please them.

How long until I'm fully vested for retirement?

 

[likes2watchU]

Wats new band.

I think they're playing my song

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She was sooooo not impressed!

Immediate eye roll time with a slight smile… (I know her well enough to know what she’s thinking and without saying that she was saying “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

We know.


You're a dildo.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You said tool.

It was the right word for the job, as I was talkin' 'bout tools.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wats new band.

Er, no. Wat has eradicated weasels from his life for the moment.


Tools, too.

 

[Missk_2022]

Does anyone have anthem medicare advantage

Who the fuck told you this shit anyway????

Some guy

 

[Missk_2022]

She was sooooo not impressed!

Immediate eye roll time with a slight smile… (I know her well enough to know what she’s thinking and without saying that she was saying “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

Did you tell her where it came from

 

[Wonderer67]

Did you tell her where it came from

Of course!

 

[likes2watchU]

I have bronchitis! Cough is croupy today and I have a fever. I wish a thousand sand fleas to infect the balls of that asshole who coughed the entire flight.

Off to bed where I'll have nyquil dreams.

Oh, no @Lilianna23
Take good care of yourself!!
Karma Kurses are already enroute to the asshat who did this to you!!! May their fleas have fleas, etc.
You - focus on self-care and wellnessing yourself!!

Sure, spring forward lose an hour that day? The same amount of time passed. Which hour will I lose?
Having the sun set after 6 instead of after 5 is getting an extra hour everyday.

All that drizzle that I/we drove through and the truck is (almost) as grungy as it was when I left last Thursday.

sounds like a raw deal

Good morning denizens of the diner. A warming trend is coming. We may see 70s this weekend .

40s and rain on the horizon... but that could change a half dozen times before Saturday

A nap can be slipped in if done correctly.

As the Old Indian said, "only the white man can cut a foot off one end of a blanket, sew it onto the other end, and then claim to have a longer blanket."

My pickup is a mess from all the pollen in the air. It is white but almost looks green.

Lucky. I started grey in my 50s and full grey by the 60s. Now in my 70s I just cross my fingers to keep my hair .

Hair is overrated!

I had a full beard for most of my 30s. I shaved it off at 41. It had lotsa gray. A friend told me I could pass for 31 without it and 51 with it.

Me too. And loosing my hair. My sideburns have been gray forever.

It's some for sure!
Single grays started showing up when I was 10 years old.
I started a few meds in my 20s - that's when my hair started to thin. Turns out every Rx, OTC, and supplement save maybe one "may cause hair thinning". No shit - I've lost about 60% volume in the last 30 years.

Got a text from the former butthead boss. Looking for the laser level I bought on the company dime. The issue? It never happened. Theory: one of my fanbois who loathes me likely lost such a thing and says that I had it.

Loved it working night shift. Fall back working nights sucked with the strength of 1000 hooors

Where I went to college, bar time on Fri/Sat was 2:30am... fall back happens at 2am... bars hated daylight savings with a fucking passion!!

I AM A D E L I G H T

Y E S Y O U A R E

I'm sure that all their tools are there, and in more ways than one .

Morning all. All done with the docs hopefully, although this cough just wont go away. At least I’m sleeping.

Glad you're on the mend. Sadly, many coughs once acquired seem to take forever to clear nowadays

She was sooooo not impressed!

Immediate eye roll time with a slight smile… (I know her well enough to know what she’s thinking and without saying that she was saying “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

We know
Jinx, Wat

We know.
You're a dildo.

Yep - but he's our dildo... and not just any garden variety - a motherfucking dildo

Er, no. Wat has eradicated weasels from his life for the moment.
Tools, too.

approve - except for the band, Tool

 

[Wonderer67]

We know.


You're a dildo.

No… I am a fuckin dildo.