The Alternative UKOD

[akaSol]

I'll go put something on if you really want

Mind slowly melts....

Sol

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

well it has been a bit warm

been sunbathing missshynewcastle?

Just call me Shy.

No - I live in a flat so I have no garden. I've been spring cleaning.

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Mind slowly melts....

Sol

*puts a towel on*

 

[maid_marion]

Just call me Shy.

No - I live in a flat so I have no garden. I've been spring cleaning.

ok, shy

naked spring cleaning, I like it!

 

[arnoldlane84]

naked spring cleaning, I like it!

Me too, now you come to mention it

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

ok, shy

naked spring cleaning, I like it!

I often get static shocks from the vacuum so I do it quite a lot.

Me too, now you come to mention it

Down boy!

 

[maid_marion]

I often get static shocks from the vacuum so I do it quite a lot.



Down boy!

I get that too! I'll have to try it

 

[arnoldlane84]

Down boy!

It's not me you have to worry about, as such

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I get that too! I'll have to try it

Just make sure your neighbours aren't watching

 

[akaSol]

Ok I get naked cleaning, I paint naked...

Sol

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

It's not me you have to worry about, as such

Oh? Who should I be worried about then?

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Ok I get naked cleaning, I paint naked...

Sol

Chocolate body paint?

 

[maid_marion]

Just make sure your neighbours aren't watching

I don't really have any so it works even better

 

[arnoldlane84]

Oh? Who should I be worried about then?

It's more a question of what

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*snerk*

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I don't really have any so it works even better

Ah yes, living in a forest you won't

It's more a question of what

I'm not afraid

*snerk*

Ello - what you snerking at?

 

[arnoldlane84]

I'm not afraid

I know you're not

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ah yes, living in a forest you won't



I'm not afraid



Ello - what you snerking at?

just ... stuff.

with me being such a genius an' all that.

 

[maid_marion]

Ah yes, living in a forest you won't



I'm not afraid



Ello - what you snerking at?

well the forest doesn't really exist much any more but I do live at the end of the lane and the next house is quite far away. It means nobody complains when we have family gatherings!

 

[maid_marion]

just ... stuff.

with me being such a genius an' all that.

hello!

isn't that Oscar Wilde? nothing to declare but his genius?

 

[akaSol]

Chocolate body paint?

Do you know how much fat is in chocolate body paint !

I usually use honey or cream in a can....

Sol

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I know you're not

Tell you what I am afraid of - having to be at the airport for 6.30am on Fri

just ... stuff.

with me being such a genius an' all that.

Ah - right

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hello!

isn't that Oscar Wilde? nothing to declare but his genius?

g'day

oscar who? these dumbasses ain't even heard of louis de bernieres!

they'll probably want to spank me now.

so ... sherwood, eh?

 

[arnoldlane84]

Tell you what I am afraid of - having to be at the airport for 6.30am on Fri

Airport? 6:30am?

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

well the forest doesn't really exist much any more but I do live at the end of the lane and the next house is quite far away. It means nobody complains when we have family gatherings!

LOL

Do you know how much fat is in chocolate body paint !

I usually use honey or cream in a can....

Sol

I'm not really into eating food off one another - unless it's licking melted ice cubes off the body