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[maid_marion]

g'day

oscar who? these dumbasses ain't even heard of louis de bernieres!

they'll probably want to spank me now.

so ... sherwood, eh?

I thought spanking was a favourite past time on lit? perhaps they think you'll enjoy it too much

not far from the remnants of it

 

[maid_marion]

Tell you what I am afraid of - having to be at the airport for 6.30am on Fri



Ah - right

are you going on holiday? or dropping someone off at the airport?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I thought spanking was a favourite past time on lit? perhaps they think you'll enjoy it too much

not far from the remnants of it

it is, they all wanna spank this and spank that.

i just wanna cum on cam for all the hawt ladies (joke )

you should read my stories, they're fuckin' awesome. truly.

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

g'day

oscar who? these dumbasses ain't even heard of louis de bernieres!

they'll probably want to spank me now.

so ... sherwood, eh?

I have heard of Oscar Wilde - never read anything of him, but know of him

We know you love spanking too much to threaten that

Airport? 6:30am?

Yep, unfortunately.

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

are you going on holiday? or dropping someone off at the airport?

Weekend away in Wales.

 

[maid_marion]

it is, they all wanna spank this and spank that.

i just wanna cum on cam for all the hawt ladies (joke )

you should read my stories, they're fuckin' awesome. truly.

and so modest too!

so how do I find your stories?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I have heard of Oscar Wilde - never read anything of him, but know of him

We know you love spanking too much to threaten that



Yep, unfortunately.

Dorian Gray, i found, was a bit toothy.

 

[maid_marion]

Weekend away in Wales.

and you get to fly? how exciting

 

[geronimo_appleby]

and so modest too!

so how do I find your stories?

modest? me ... nah. i'm a right cu-- erm, sorry, you're new, i'll refrain from the c-bomb.

i wouldn't bother with the stories, they're dire.

... now, about cumming on cam ...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Weekend away in Wales.

eeeeeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

stay away from the cattle grid on the edge of sennybridge training area. if you go near that fucker the rain comes down ... sideways.

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

and you get to fly? how exciting

Yeah. I'm travelling with a friend, but it was cheaper for me to get the train to hers in Edinburgh and fly from there.

 

[maid_marion]

modest? me ... nah. i'm a right cu-- erm, sorry, you're new, i'll refrain from the c-bomb.

i wouldn't bother with the stories, they're dire.

... now, about cumming on cam ...

I've had 2 offers already for that this evening at least you're up front I suppose

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

eeeeeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

stay away from the cattle grid on the edge of sennybridge training area. if you go near that fucker the rain comes down ... sideways.

Oh I will.

I'm staying away from the sheep too

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I've had 2 offers already for that this evening at least you're up front I suppose

ah, wanky PMs?

*nods*

 

[maid_marion]

Yeah. I'm travelling with a friend, but it was cheaper for me to get the train to hers in Edinburgh and fly from there.

good for you! the last time I went to Wales it took hours to drive there and then there was still the ferry to get over to Dublin

 

[akaSol]

Oh I will.

I'm staying away from the sheep too

I like sheep... oh wait ....

Sol

 

[arnoldlane84]

eeeeeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

stay away from the cattle grid on the edge of sennybridge training area. if you go near that fucker the rain comes down ... sideways.

Random, but I've been there, as an Army Cadet. Funny old place, Sennybridge

 

[geronimo_appleby]

right, fuck this, i'm off for a wank.

any of you slackers get to gatwick this week, lemme know.

byes.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Random, but I've been there, as an Army Cadet. Funny old place, Sennybridge

it's a fuckin' shithole!

 

[maid_marion]

ah, wanky PMs?

*nods*

is that what you call them?

they are pretty wanky

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

good for you! the last time I went to Wales it took hours to drive there and then there was still the ferry to get over to Dublin

That's a long way by road!

I like sheep... oh wait ....

Sol

 

[maid_marion]

That's a long way by road!

My friend and I shared the driving. We went right over to the west coast. It was lovely there no wonder she used to live there

 

[maid_marion]

well, goodnight all. nice chatting with you

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

well, goodnight all. nice chatting with you

Night Marion. See you soon.

 

[akaSol]

That's a long way by road!

Its even longer on foot

well, goodnight all. nice chatting with you

Night Marion

Sol