the "ask crazychemgirl a question" thread

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why is it called “beauty sleep” even though you wake up looking like a hot mess?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is it called “beauty sleep” even though you wake up looking like a hot mess?

Because society is constantly trying to make us feel like shit about ourselves so they will say anything to encourage people to try outlandish things to help with their appearance.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible?

I think if you think in terms of impossible things being things we just haven’t discovered yet … like going faster than the speed of light … I’d say yes.. but what about being in two places at once.. I don’t know that it will ever be possible. Then again … if transporter technology exists, I guess you COULD say people will be in two places at once in a manner of speaking.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?

Because they grind the meat and fillers up and compress it into a round shape so it appears more “natural” and therefore more appealing.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Is it possible that morality is derived from morons, just as electricity is derived from electrons?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it possible that morality is derived from morons, just as electricity is derived from electrons?

Lmao … it’s good to be moral … to a point.. as long as you’re not rigid in your morals. The world does not exist in black and white.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Is your time truly wasted if you enjoy wasting it?

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Do you think cavemen experienced nightmares about cavewomen?


What is the shape of your peripheral vision?

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?


How many pairs of underwear do you actually own?

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

What characteristics would your nemesis have if you had one?


How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?


What have you forgotten today?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is your time truly wasted if you enjoy wasting it?

No … how time spent is totally of the perception of the person. If I choose to sit in underwear all day watching Netflix … others might think of that as time wasted but maybe I needed a mental recharge so the time was well spent for me.

Do you think cavemen experienced nightmares about cavewomen?


What is the shape of your peripheral vision?

I think nightmares have probably existed as long as brains have existed.

I’m not so good with odd shapes… but I’m sure it does have a name.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why do you think 11 isn’t pronounced onety-one?


Why can’t the professor on Gilligan’s Island fix a hole in a boat if he can construct a radio out of a coconut?


Have you ever dropped food on the floor accidentally and then picked it up to eat it?


Are we really living or just slowly dying?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?


How many pairs of underwear do you actually own?

Physics

Depends on the person, perhaps

What characteristics would your nemesis have if you had one?


How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?


What have you forgotten today?

Ones opposite of mine, I imagine.

You probably wouldn’t.

Lots of things I’m sure.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do you think 11 isn’t pronounced onety-one?


Why can’t the professor on Gilligan’s Island fix a hole in a boat if he can construct a radio out of a coconut?


Have you ever dropped food on the floor accidentally and then picked it up to eat it?


Are we really living or just slowly dying?

Probably because it sounds ridiculous.

Because tv =\= reality

Yes, I’m sure everyone has.

Both can be true.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

What is the least important thing that is very important to you right now?


What kind of noises did dinosaurs make?


Is it possible to purchase a complete chess set at a pawn shop?


What would you paint on your first day if you were an artist?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is the least important thing that is very important to you right now?


What kind of noises did dinosaurs make?


Is it possible to purchase a complete chess set at a pawn shop?


What would you paint on your first day if you were an artist?

Nothing I’d care to share on this thread.

I don’t know… we weren’t around to hear them.

I’m sure it is.

Probably whatever inspired me.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why do you have to “put your two cents in” when it is really only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?


Why does the sun make our hair lighter but make our skin darker?


Do you think you would be friends with a clone of yourself?


When did time actually begin?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do you have to “put your two cents in” when it is really only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?


Why does the sun make our hair lighter but make our skin darker?


Do you think you would be friends with a clone of yourself?


When did time actually begin?

There’s a surcharge.

Science

Probably

When the universe began.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why does wet hair turn darker despite the fact that the water is clear?


Would you rather play in the sand or play in the water at the beach?


How would you be able to handcuff a one-armed man?


Do you think you can daydream at night?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why does wet hair turn darker despite the fact that the water is clear?


Would you rather play in the sand or play in the water at the beach?


How would you be able to handcuff a one-armed man?


Do you think you can daydream at night?

Science.

Both.

There’s probably some special cuff for that.

No.. it’s right in the name.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Why isn’t there any mouse-flavored food for cats?


Which day was a kid born on if his leg came out at 11:59 p.m. but his head didn’t come out until 12:01 a.m.?


What do you think existed before the universe?


What was the weirdest text message you’ve ever got?

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Which one would you rather do: ask a question someone does not want to answer or give an answer to someone who does not want to hear it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why isn’t there any mouse-flavored food for cats?


Which day was a kid born on if his leg came out at 11:59 p.m. but his head didn’t come out until 12:01 a.m.?


What do you think existed before the universe?


What was the weirdest text message you’ve ever got?

Because we don’t like to really think about our cats as predators

The day he was fully out of the womb

I don’t like to think about that

I can’t remember