The Bears Den

[Shreik]

How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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1.

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.



2.

Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.



3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.



4.

Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.


We hit the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.


Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.


Better wait outside.



'Cooter'

 

[Shreik]

The easiest thing to find on God's green earth is someone to tell you all the things you cannot do.

Richard de Vos

 

[Puddin36]

Good Sunday evening to everyone here at the Den. Hope everyone had a funtastic weekend. I did!!!! My son has a band that just recently got together and they performed their first gig last night and they did an awesome job.....the bar even asked them to perform again real soon. The name of the band is Generation Gap.......they chose this name cuz it is their generation playing music that was hot back in our generation. They play Classic Rock and last night they really rocked!!!!!!

Anyway, hugs to all and have a great week.

 

[Shreik]

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
-- Mae West

 

[Shreik]

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-- Jean Kerr

 

[Shreik]

Greetings all

{{{MARY}}}

Just letting everyone know I will be gone the 8th and 9th.

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
-- Judy Tenuta

 

[Shreik]

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner

 

[Shreik]

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
-- Tim Allen

 

[MaryBears]

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Shreik my darlin friend.....thank you for keeping the den open....I am sorry I have been gone yet again....{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}} ​

 

[MaryBears]

Maryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yes it has been a long time. I have really missed all of you too. Can you believe my precious grand-daughter is going to be 4 in about 1 1/2 months already. She is soooooooooooooo big. Will have to try and include a pic, if I can figure out how to do that. It is a no go......I can't seem to resize it.

Puddinnnnnnnnnn!!!

OMG she is already almost four years old...time flies when we are having fun....hehe....hope she had a great birthday...I am sure your very proud of her.

Glad to see you back!!!!​

 

[dankerus]

Mary Bears thats I neat name, how'd you get it (& are you getting it)

 

[dankerus]

Hello

Mary Bears thats I neat name, how'd you get it (& are you getting it)

 

[MaryBears]

Good Morning {{{Mary Sweetie Pie}}}XO XO XO
cuddles up to you & fondles your jiggly BOOBS while I give you juicy Morning s ~gets naughty & rubs your Kitty ~hope I didnt get you to hot & frisky ~Have a wonderful Day

Good Morning {{{{{{Papa Sugar Bears}}}}}}}}}} XO XO XO ohh myyyy you keep that up and your going to have me so worked up that I won't be able to stand it any more and something will explode...... returning you with hugs, gropes, licks, smoockies, smacks, and hot wet es​

 

[MaryBears]

Mary Bears thats I neat name, how'd you get it (& are you getting it)

hello dankerus.....well my first name is Mary and i collect bears so it just sort of stuck out to me....thank you and thanks for stopping by the den...feel free to stop anytime!!!​

 

[dankerus]

Thanks for responding

hello dankerus.....well my first name is Mary and i collect bears so it just sort of stuck out to me....thank you and thanks for stopping by the den...feel free to stop anytime!!!​

SO how did you make the naughty nurse club?

Was it hard?

 

[Papa-Joe]

Good Morning {{{{{{Papa Sugar Bears}}}}}}}}}} XO XO XO ohh myyyy you keep that up and your going to have me so worked up that I won't be able to stand it any more and something will explode...... returning you with hugs, gropes, licks, smoockies, smacks, and hot wet es​

Good Morning {{{Mary Sweetie Pie}}}XO XO XO
mhhh if you cant stand it guess you have to lay down hehee so I can lick & suck on your Honey Pot & hopefully get some rewards
Well I would give you hugs~licks~fondles~rubs & juicy Kisses anyway Reward or not Have a funtastic Sunday Sweetie

 

[Shreik]

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
-- Diana Jordan

 

[Shreik]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner

 

[Shreik]

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
-- Socrates

 

[Shreik]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong (How to Save Your Own Life, 1977)

 

[Shreik]

Never take a blind date to a silent film.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt

 

[Shreik]

Advice is like Castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
-- Josh Billings

 

[Shreik]

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

 

[Shreik]

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
-- Robert Orben

 

[MaryBears]

Good Morning {{{Mary Sweetie Pie}}}XO XO XO
mhhh if you cant stand it guess you have to lay down hehee so I can lick & suck on your Honey Pot & hopefully get some rewards
Well I would give you hugs~licks~fondles~rubs & juicy Kisses anyway Reward or not Have a funtastic Sunday Sweetie

Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{Sexy Papa Sugar Bears}}}}}}}}}}} XO XO XO

*lays down and spreads her legs* mmm i am sure you would get a good reward....and it would so much fun....
Leaving you with hugs, gropes, licks, sucks, smoochies, fondles, grinds and hot wet deep es ​