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bra_man69 said:
ohhh how cool....
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ohhh how cool....
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Puddin36 said:
Oh my goodness, that is funny oh my ribs hurt
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Good afternoon to all at the Den....This is my first time online today.....I over sleep and had to rush to get ready......My parents and I went grocery shopping then I treated them to Taco Bell.....
Hope everyone is having a great day.....
Hope everyone is having a great day.....
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The Gender of Computers
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their interanl logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their interanl logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Just like a male http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/2091.jpg
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Once again Thank you Mary
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Re: wonders what this would feel like
Teddy bear dick? Maybe? I'm glad I checked back.
(((((hugs))))) to all
oops wrong one, but that would be kind of cool too wouldn't it, get that feeling.....
MaryBears said:
Teddy bear dick? Maybe? I'm glad I checked back.
(((((hugs))))) to all
oops wrong one, but that would be kind of cool too wouldn't it, get that feeling.....
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Re: Re: wonders what this would feel like
i think the teddy bear dick is cute......just wonders about that bra.....i would have ummm a wet spot in my panties if i had that kind of a bra
catsr2wild said:Teddy bear dick? Maybe? I'm glad I checked back.
(((((hugs))))) to all
oops wrong one, but that would be kind of cool too wouldn't it, get that feeling.....
i think the teddy bear dick is cute......just wonders about that bra.....i would have ummm a wet spot in my panties if i had that kind of a bra
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This is very well written....but I am not sure who was the one that wrote it.
The Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman
is not the clothes she wears,
the figure she carries
or the way she
styles her hair.
The beauty of a woman
must be seen in her
eyes, the doorway
to her heart.
The beauty of a woman
is reflected in her soul,
the care she
lovingly gives, the
passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman,
with passing years,
only grows.
The Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman
is not the clothes she wears,
the figure she carries
or the way she
styles her hair.
The beauty of a woman
must be seen in her
eyes, the doorway
to her heart.
The beauty of a woman
is reflected in her soul,
the care she
lovingly gives, the
passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman,
with passing years,
only grows.
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leaving a little chuckle
You Probably Need a New Psychic If. . .
-Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
-He insists that your astrological sign is "the Armadillo"
-She has this sign in the window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes'"
-Psychics Magazine rates him just below fortune cookies, just above your mom
-She shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm
You Probably Need a New Psychic If. . .
-Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
-He insists that your astrological sign is "the Armadillo"
-She has this sign in the window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes'"
-Psychics Magazine rates him just below fortune cookies, just above your mom
-She shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm
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Re: leaving a little chuckle
New psychic nothing... new life maybe.....
kayte said:
New psychic nothing... new life maybe.....
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2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question: How did
did I get here?
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
; "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in
this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so .
damn grouchy around here
did I get here?
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
; "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in
this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so .
damn grouchy around here
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