The BITCH Thread <S>

[Batch]

Re: Just providing fodder

Evening, ladies. Just wanted to pop in and provide some cannon fodder. I haven't satified my masochistic side enough this evening.

It is interesting, however, to get a glimpse into the "other side" perspective. Hmmm...Looks as if these boards might have more practical purposes. lol

I will note that it is rather interesting to jump between the "Bitch" thread and the "I love it when..." thread. Provides quite a dichotomy. As for my "bitch", I want to bitch about being stereotyped, i.e. "when men....all men...why do men...etc.".

Well, enough bitching from me. Feel free use me as a target.

As I live and breathe, it's a MAN!!
Howdy, Handsome!

 

[Batch]

*sending lots of positve, non-locking daughter in cupboard, energy to batch*

Thanks, Luv. She is now outside building a fort.

 

[Mysticcal]

Re: Bitch Name...

I haven't had time to get a Bitch name, yet, sweetheart. I've been a little busy with golf. Also, don't know how appropriate it would be, since I am known for telling people to either provide a solution or stop bitching. lol.

I know that many of us men are direct and lame brained, especially when we are in the presence of women such as yourselves. Shucks, I've been known to use the wrong head once or twice myself. We just don't really understand ya'll. I just throw myself at your mercy and ask for quarter.

Oh, and Mysti, thanks for the sweet feedback on my posts. It's been many years since I've writen any creative phrases, other than for business (please, no more comments on creative CEOs!) I do attempt to be honest and this appears to be a good place for this "shark" to express his less aggressive tendacies. But I am certain that your contributions to the thread would be well received and I am eagerly awaiting them. Guess that would be a bitch, huh? Lurking and liking but not posting? lol

LOL! where were we with that golf game *innocent look*

If you beg nicely, we can give quarter <eg>

Uh-oh.....shouldn't admit to lurking when I have nothing much to post....at least nothing as eloquent as you have posted

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Just providing fodder

Haven't seen the "I love it when" thread... better go check it out. It is an interesting mix of boards for you though, isn't it.

And, yes that is definately a fair bitch - but as I said previously - and as Mysti just said - we don't bitch about all men, just cetain ones with certain bad habbits.

Now, I'm sure you don't have any of those, do you. *winks at Bashfull.*

Ooh, and darn, maybe I was hoping I could be 'your bitch' - LOL!!!

Oh yes, one more thing - I think we could easily be friends.... a man who not only knows the word dichotomy, but how to use it correctly, and spell it.... brownie points for you!!!

Thank you, ma'am. I have seen your thread and I am very appreciative. Anytime you want to be my bitch, you just holler. Not that you need any more followers.

As for my bad habits, well I do have a habit of wanting confident, intelligent (an wanton! had to do the pun) women. Guess some would call that a bad habit, but I refuse to give it up, ma'am.

On dichotomy, I must confess that I had to look up the spelling. Didn't want Batch yelling at me. lol

 

[Batch]

Re: Re: Re: Just providing fodder

Thank you, ma'am. I have seen your thread and I am very appreciative. Anytime you want to be my bitch, you just holler. Not that you need any more followers.

As for my bad habits, well I do have a habit of wanting confident, intelligent (an wanton! had to do the pun) women. Guess some would call that a bad habit, but I refuse to give it up, ma'am.

On dichotomy, I must confess that I had to look up the spelling. Didn't want Batch yelling at me. lol

Damn. I am marked for life.

 

[bashfull]

Have to duck out, now...

Well, I have to duck out for an hour. Keeping with the theme, I expect ya'll to bitch about me while I am gone. lol.

Myst~check your PM, honey. I sent over lessons.

Ladies, if you will excuse me, I hope to see you later.

 

[bashfull]

There I go again...

there I go running everyone off again. This appeared to be a lively thread until I got involved. Hmmm, must be the deodorant. My apologies.

 

[Batch]

Re: There I go again...

there I go running everyone off again. This appeared to be a lively thread until I got involved. Hmmm, must be the deodorant. My apologies.

Sometimes that just happens.

I do not think it was you.

 

[whspr]

Kissssssssssssssssssssssssssses Whspr!!!
As I recall, you've always done well with your typing...well that is until you get a little excited...*giggles*
I am curious...what would a Happy Bitch Day consist of??

Love Ya Whspr!

Kissssssses FS!!!

shhhhhhhh...you are giving away my secrets about my typing..LoL

Happy Bitch Day....hmmmm...gotta work out the details...any ideas?

Love Ya FS

soft kisses,
whspr

 

[Manhunter]

I'm here to bitch about no hot water in the hot tub!

(chuckles)

 

[skye in silk]

LOL Bozi I do believe it can't be anyone else but ...

(whispers.. Msterious aka NaughtyNNice)

But! I could be wrong lolllll

Nopers Manhunter you aren't wrong lol. she was run out of the BDSM forum the other day. tooo funny. i think the only forum she hasn't been kicked out of is Role Playing.


ok. now that's just mean. no wonder im 72% bitch.

skye

 

[skye in silk]

Disembodied lips - yes, and yes, it was pretty scary... LOL


Okay, my turn to bitch!

I have this guy, PM's me... Hi I'm from your area... wanna chat. I Pm back, maybe, tell me more about you... and so he responds that he's from my area (again) and do I want to play. So I ask what does he have in mind. He replies with another stupid vague answer.... and I finally tell him - come on, I don't know you well enough to want to do anything to you. Don't know you well enough to really want to chat with him - just courtesy replies - and don't know him well enough to want to do more than chat with him at all - and don't know him well enough to want to avoid him (like he asked) although I'm starting to get a general idea!!!

OMG! MEN!

OMG BOZINKA. i am dieing of laughter here. I am from Seattle and I think the same guy has tried the same thing with me. TOO fucking funny! i have tried to talk to him, get no response also. too wierd.

Skye *sister bitch*

 

[Manhunter]

Nopers Manhunter you aren't wrong lol. she was run out of the BDSM forum the other day. tooo funny. i think the only forum she hasn't been kicked out of is Role Playing.


ok. now that's just mean. no wonder im 72% bitch.

skye

OMG has anyone warned the roleplayers?! LOL
Now see what a 72% bitch you are... I have to do a search and go read all about it LOL The other 28% of you would have told me where to go.
Oh wait no wait, that didn't sound right. LOLLLL

 

[Manhunter]

Oh, Ok I knew about that one. I thought maybe she had gone back for more hehehe
Now it seems shes does her posting in her 2 threads.


Oops catty catty now I'm being a bitch again

 

[skye in silk]

OMG has anyone warned the roleplayers?! LOL
Now see what a 72% bitch you are... I have to do a search and go read all about it LOL The other 28% of you would have told me where to go.
Oh wait no wait, that didn't sound right. LOLLLL

i have my 100% bitch days. and wooohooo look out i will snap at anyone who breathes funny. lol

btw. can i just say that your av is amazing probably the best av i have ever seen. tooo hot!

LOL Skye *can i be a the "better" bitch?*

 

[Batch]

i have my 100% bitch days. and wooohooo look out i will snap at anyone who breathes funny. lol

btw. can i just say that your av is amazing probably the best av i have ever seen. tooo hot!

LOL Skye *can i be a the "better" bitch?*

Thinking , as with all powers, there is a Dark Side and a Light Side...we must always be refining and honing our 'skills' for good, and thus we be 'better' at this what we do, yes.
Possible it is to be the 'better Bitch Mistress/Master', Yes I am thinking.

 

[SaucyWench]

*scootches in for her bitch session*
I hate it that I can't be a bigger bitch to people who deserve it. I hold all this bitchiness inside me, screaming to get out and just let loose on the people who deserve it most....ie, my boss! Ugh! He is such a self-serving, chauvanistic asshole, giving the crappy assignments to the women. He's one of those boob talkers, HELLO! My eyes are up here, look at my eyes, not my boobs! I don't think my brain is in my boobs. I just want to grab his face pull it up and make him look at me when he's talking to me!

Here's to another bitchy day!

SW

 

[bozinka]

Re: Re: Re: Just providing fodder

Thank you, ma'am. I have seen your thread and I am very appreciative. Anytime you want to be my bitch, you just holler. Not that you need any more followers.

As for my bad habits, well I do have a habit of wanting confident, intelligent (an wanton! had to do the pun) women. Guess some would call that a bad habit, but I refuse to give it up, ma'am.

On dichotomy, I must confess that I had to look up the spelling. Didn't want Batch yelling at me. lol

Oh Bashfull - sorry for running out on you... LOL. Not the deodorant... damn, how do you spell that... Life called.

And a woman can never have too many followers, now can she. I love having people post on my thread. You know, boosts the ego, and all that crap!

And that is definately not a bad habit. Some would call that a very good one! So, I'm intelligent and wanton... not so sure about the confident part - LOL.... do I qualify?

Ooh, and although I think I spell fairly well, I'd have no clue on dichotomy either, untill I see it spelled right. Hell, I went around forever with Amateur (on my link in my sig) spelled wrong... AMATURE - before a friend finally pointed it out. Darn! So, guess I won't go calling the kettle black...

 

[bozinka]

OMG BOZINKA. i am dieing of laughter here. I am from Seattle and I think the same guy has tried the same thing with me. TOO fucking funny! i have tried to talk to him, get no response also. too wierd.

Skye *sister bitch*

Ooh, I wonder... but this guy is from the Portland area... and actually has been talking to me some now, normally, and seems halfway normal.

Oh, but I do have a question. I have a guy I'm talking to in the Seattle area, has PM'ed you before... wonder if THAT is the guy you're talking about. Said it never really went anywhere....

4 letter name... tell me if it's the same.... guy that is... LOL

 

[bozinka]

i have my 100% bitch days. and wooohooo look out i will snap at anyone who breathes funny. lol

btw. can i just say that your av is amazing probably the best av i have ever seen. tooo hot!

LOL Skye *can i be a the "better" bitch?*

Okay, MH, and Skye... you two are too funny.... and don't worry, what does that say about me that I REALLY want to bitch about her, and have never even "talked" to her....

I was really hoping she had just left.... there's a guy running around here, just like her. Think they're one and the same, or perhaps we should introduce them, and let them tear each other to shreds....

 

[bozinka]

*scootches in for her bitch session*
I hate it that I can't be a bigger bitch to people who deserve it. I hold all this bitchiness inside me, screaming to get out and just let loose on the people who deserve it most....ie, my boss! Ugh! He is such a self-serving, chauvanistic asshole, giving the crappy assignments to the women. He's one of those boob talkers, HELLO! My eyes are up here, look at my eyes, not my boobs! I don't think my brain is in my boobs. I just want to grab his face pull it up and make him look at me when he's talking to me!

Here's to another bitchy day!

SW

SW - great bitch! I sit and take it, then explode on some poor person who pisses me off next. Or, just let it all loose at one time to the person rubbing me wrong.... bosses are the worst. Hmm, could this be why I am a stay at home mom... LOL... just can't hack it in the work force!!!

 

[SaucyWench]

SW - great bitch! I sit and take it, then explode on some poor person who pisses me off next. Or, just let it all loose at one time to the person rubbing me wrong.... bosses are the worst. Hmm, could this be why I am a stay at home mom... LOL... just can't hack it in the work force!!!

That's my biggest problem...I talk to the boss, all sweet and workmanlike while inside, I'm just seething to punch him in the nose and give him a piece or two of my mind. And the most unfortunate thing is I do take out my bitchiness on the people who least deserve it...then I have to apologize for being a bitch later.

I would LOVE to be a stay at home mom...at least parttime. I just don't get enough time with my kids sometimes.

SW

 

[bozinka]

That's my biggest problem...I talk to the boss, all sweet and workmanlike while inside, I'm just seething to punch him in the nose and give him a piece or two of my mind. And the most unfortunate thing is I do take out my bitchiness on the people who least deserve it...then I have to apologize for being a bitch later.

I would LOVE to be a stay at home mom...at least parttime. I just don't get enough time with my kids sometimes.

SW

I know, but being at home is not all it's cracked up to be. One of my BIGGEST bitches is the fact that for some reason, H doesn't seem to think taking care of the kids is work - although when he has to stay with them for 5 minutes, well, darn, he calls me going crazy. "HON come home, now! I can't handle them." Or when I hound him about maybe taking out the garbage (which I do most of the time) "But I work all day, why don't you do it."

Errr... LOL

And why is it - either in real life, on the phone, or even cyber, that once you have sex with a guy, that's all they think about, talk about, remember? Haha!

 

[skye in silk]

Ooh, I wonder... but this guy is from the Portland area... and actually has been talking to me some now, normally, and seems halfway normal.

Oh, but I do have a question. I have a guy I'm talking to in the Seattle area, has PM'ed you before... wonder if THAT is the guy you're talking about. Said it never really went anywhere....

4 letter name... tell me if it's the same.... guy that is... LOL

actually boz. thinking its a different guy. lol. i guess it happens a lot. anyways from one bitch to another. Hugs.

Skye

 

[SaucyWench]

I know, but being at home is not all it's cracked up to be. One of my BIGGEST bitches is the fact that for some reason, H doesn't seem to think taking care of the kids is work - although when he has to stay with them for 5 minutes, well, darn, he calls me going crazy. "HON come home, now! I can't handle them." Or when I hound him about maybe taking out the garbage (which I do most of the time) "But I work all day, why don't you do it."

Errr... LOL

And why is it - either in real life, on the phone, or even cyber, that once you have sex with a guy, that's all they think about, talk about, remember? Haha!

There is no way I could be a full-time at home mom...I would go insane. I would definitely need a parttime job outside the home to keep me from ripping my eyeballs out. I love my kids to death, but I sometimes just need to get away from them. And I understand COMPLETELY the problem with H, I have it too. "Whaddya mean I have to change a diaper; play with the kids; help fold laundry? I worked all day!" Oh hey, wait a minute here, I worked all day too!!!

And as for guys...that's just the way their brains are wired...that whole keep the human race going/genetic thing. They grab on to that and refuse to let go.

SW