The Breaking Up on Lit Thread...

[Guest]

I don't like the way your participle is dangling, and your contractions don't turn me on like they used too.

 

[gauchecritic]

I think you should try some Chicago manual now that you're Strunk and White.

 

[CharleyH]

You're fucked.

Good as any excuse and more straight to the point I think.

Jesus what is this thread? lol

 

[bashfull]

I'm a bad, bad, owing-people coffee girl. Spank me. No, really, spank me.

<rears back hand...palm open...>>> If you insist, darlin'.

 

[bashfull]

You're fucked.

Good as any excuse and more straight to the point I think.

Jesus what is this thread? lol

Wouldn't that be "You are NOT fucked?"

And this thread is for humor, satyr, puns, and the light hearted. My apologies if we offend ya.

 

[Recidiva]

<rears back hand...palm open...>>> If you insist, darlin'.

Yes, I'm very bossy.

You said rear.

Hee hee...hee. Hee.

I'm immature, too.

 

[bashfull]

Yes, I'm very bossy.

You said rear.

Hee hee...hee. Hee.

I'm immature, too.

Pun intended, darlin'. and nothing wrong with being immature...after all, Nietche (sp?), said "Maturity is rediscovering the seriousness one had as a child at play".

 

[Recidiva]

Pun intended, darlin'. and nothing wrong with being immature...after all, Nietche (sp?), said "Maturity is rediscovering the seriousness one had as a child at play".

Yes, I gave you credit for the pun. Authors don't like to go unappreciated. I wouldn't want you to break up with me over our meaningless, unrequited spanking.

 

[bashfull]

Yes, I gave you credit for the pun. Authors don't like to go unappreciated. I wouldn't want you to break up with me over our meaningless, unrequited spanking.

Nah....it's much more likely to be purposeful, unrequited spanking!

 

[Recidiva]

Nah....it's much more likely to be purposeful, unrequited spanking!

Yes! Please! I will be heartbroken if you don't leave me heartbroken!

 

[bashfull]

Yes! Please! I will be heartbroken if you don't leave me heartbroken!

So leaving ya happy would kill ya, then?

 

[Recidiva]

So leaving ya happy would kill ya, then?

I'm torn. What's my theme here?

 

[bashfull]

I'm torn. What's my theme here?

<scratches head> hedonism?

 

[Recidiva]

<scratches head> hedonism?

Oh good. That's my favorite. That way we can take turns and laughter is allowed. I have trouble keeping a straight face for any length of time.

 

[bashfull]

Oh good. That's my favorite. That way we can take turns and laughter is allowed. I have trouble keeping a straight face for any length of time.

We have something in common...I can't keep an erection for any length of time!

 

[Recidiva]

We have something in common...I can't keep an erection for any length of time!

That's okay, you're not supposed to keep them, you're supposed to give them away.

 

[beingbrave]

That's okay, you're not supposed to keep them, you're supposed to give them away.

and share them!

 

[Recidiva]

and share them!

A little bit here, and a little bit there, and a little bit over there...

 

[bashfull]

and share them!

Howdy, darlin'! Aint seen ya in awhile. How are things?

 

[bashfull]

That's okay, you're not supposed to keep them, you're supposed to give them away.

Well, I would but noone wants mine. (

 

[Recidiva]

Well, I would but noone wants mine. (

What's wrong with him? Show me.

 

[bashfull]

What's wrong with him? Show me.

Gotta find it first...been a while since it's been used.

 

[Recidiva]

Gotta find it first...been a while since it's been used.

What's his name? What can I call him that makes him want to come...out?

 

[bashfull]

What's his name? What can I call him that makes him want to come...out?

Well, usually just called "shorty, stumpy, stubby, knobby, or pencil eraser"

 

[Recidiva]

Well, usually just called "shorty, stumpy, stubby, knobby, or pencil eraser"

Okay. That's probably made him sad. And calling him Ever Conqueror Master of All is too much and he'll cry.

How about Comfort Lounger of You Get The Remote Sometimes.