bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #101 Recidiva said: Okay. That's probably made him sad. And calling him Ever Conqueror Master of All is too much and he'll cry. How about Comfort Lounger of You Get The Remote Sometimes. Click to expand...
Recidiva said: Okay. That's probably made him sad. And calling him Ever Conqueror Master of All is too much and he'll cry. How about Comfort Lounger of You Get The Remote Sometimes. Click to expand...
Honey123 creatively challenged.... Joined Nov 20, 2003 Posts 52,397 Nov 2, 2005 #102 Ok....what are we talking about? Bash...you give your penis the remote control?
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #103 Honey123 said: Ok....what are we talking about? Bash...you give your penis the remote control? Click to expand... Well, it does seem to guide me...
Honey123 said: Ok....what are we talking about? Bash...you give your penis the remote control? Click to expand... Well, it does seem to guide me...
Honey123 creatively challenged.... Joined Nov 20, 2003 Posts 52,397 Nov 2, 2005 #104 bashfull said: Well, it does seem to guide me... Click to expand... Do you have to fight it for control?
bashfull said: Well, it does seem to guide me... Click to expand... Do you have to fight it for control?
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #105 Honey123 said: Do you have to fight it for control? Click to expand... Curiously, it seems to choose what I watch...
Honey123 said: Do you have to fight it for control? Click to expand... Curiously, it seems to choose what I watch...
Recidiva Harastal Joined Sep 3, 2005 Posts 89,726 Nov 2, 2005 #106 bashfull said: Curiously, it seems to choose what I watch... Click to expand... I think he's just annoyed you call him it. Or you're very confused.
bashfull said: Curiously, it seems to choose what I watch... Click to expand... I think he's just annoyed you call him it. Or you're very confused.
Honey123 creatively challenged.... Joined Nov 20, 2003 Posts 52,397 Nov 2, 2005 #107 Recidiva said: I think he's just annoyed you call him it. Or you're very confused. Click to expand... Could be why it looks at him with one eye...
Recidiva said: I think he's just annoyed you call him it. Or you're very confused. Click to expand... Could be why it looks at him with one eye...
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #108 wouldn't know if it squints at me or not...too small to see it...and my 400 lb prevents me from viewing anyhow!
wouldn't know if it squints at me or not...too small to see it...and my 400 lb prevents me from viewing anyhow!
Recidiva Harastal Joined Sep 3, 2005 Posts 89,726 Nov 2, 2005 #109 bashfull said: wouldn't know if it squints at me or not...too small to see it...and my 400 lb prevents me from viewing anyhow! Click to expand... You put too much pressure on this guy. You're mean. Your his whole problem.
bashfull said: wouldn't know if it squints at me or not...too small to see it...and my 400 lb prevents me from viewing anyhow! Click to expand... You put too much pressure on this guy. You're mean. Your his whole problem.
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #110 Recidiva said: You put too much pressure on this guy. You're mean. Your his whole problem. Click to expand... Pressure? you think i'm fat, don't ya? <<holds back tears>>
Recidiva said: You put too much pressure on this guy. You're mean. Your his whole problem. Click to expand... Pressure? you think i'm fat, don't ya? <<holds back tears>>
Recidiva Harastal Joined Sep 3, 2005 Posts 89,726 Nov 2, 2005 #111 bashfull said: Pressure? you think i'm fat, don't ya? <<holds back tears>> Click to expand... I think you think I think you're fat. It's a set up and I'm not falling for it.
bashfull said: Pressure? you think i'm fat, don't ya? <<holds back tears>> Click to expand... I think you think I think you're fat. It's a set up and I'm not falling for it.
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #112 Recidiva said: I think you think I think you're fat. It's a set up and I'm not falling for it. Click to expand... but are ya UP for it? hehe
Recidiva said: I think you think I think you're fat. It's a set up and I'm not falling for it. Click to expand... but are ya UP for it? hehe
Recidiva Harastal Joined Sep 3, 2005 Posts 89,726 Nov 2, 2005 #113 bashfull said: but are ya UP for it? hehe Click to expand... I'm starting to feel like a therapist trying to coax a toddler off a ledge
bashfull said: but are ya UP for it? hehe Click to expand... I'm starting to feel like a therapist trying to coax a toddler off a ledge
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #114 Recidiva said: I'm starting to feel like a therapist trying to coax a toddler off a ledge Click to expand... But off which way, darlin'?
Recidiva said: I'm starting to feel like a therapist trying to coax a toddler off a ledge Click to expand... But off which way, darlin'?
Recidiva Harastal Joined Sep 3, 2005 Posts 89,726 Nov 2, 2005 #115 bashfull said: But off which way, darlin'? Click to expand... Okay, that's better. Toddlers don't say that. At least they shouldn't. If they do, you should call a therapist.
bashfull said: But off which way, darlin'? Click to expand... Okay, that's better. Toddlers don't say that. At least they shouldn't. If they do, you should call a therapist.
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #116 Recidiva said: Okay, that's better. Toddlers don't say that. At least they shouldn't. If they do, you should call a therapist. Click to expand... or a policeman! but maybe I am just a baby...afterall...I wanna breast feed. <weg>
Recidiva said: Okay, that's better. Toddlers don't say that. At least they shouldn't. If they do, you should call a therapist. Click to expand... or a policeman! but maybe I am just a baby...afterall...I wanna breast feed. <weg>
Recidiva Harastal Joined Sep 3, 2005 Posts 89,726 Nov 2, 2005 #117 bashfull said: or a policeman! but maybe I am just a baby...afterall...I wanna breast feed. <weg> Click to expand... And I'm just an innocent nurse maid.
bashfull said: or a policeman! but maybe I am just a baby...afterall...I wanna breast feed. <weg> Click to expand... And I'm just an innocent nurse maid.
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 2, 2005 #118 Recidiva said: And I'm just an innocent nurse maid. Click to expand... You prefer the left one or the right?
Recidiva said: And I'm just an innocent nurse maid. Click to expand... You prefer the left one or the right?
Honey123 creatively challenged.... Joined Nov 20, 2003 Posts 52,397 Nov 3, 2005 #119 bashfull said: You prefer the left one or the right? Click to expand... Can I watch?
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 3, 2005 #121 Honey123 said: Can I watch? Click to expand... Nope...I must insist that you participate, hon.
bashfull raunchy romantic Joined Sep 30, 2002 Posts 10,353 Nov 3, 2005 #122 Recidiva said: *shimmy* Click to expand... You left out "shiver, quiver, writhe, clench, arch, sweat, eyes rolling, lip biting..."
Recidiva said: *shimmy* Click to expand... You left out "shiver, quiver, writhe, clench, arch, sweat, eyes rolling, lip biting..."
Honey123 creatively challenged.... Joined Nov 20, 2003 Posts 52,397 Nov 11, 2005 #123 bashfull said: You left out "shiver, quiver, writhe, clench, arch, sweat, eyes rolling, lip biting..." Click to expand... Shiver...quiver....please?
bashfull said: You left out "shiver, quiver, writhe, clench, arch, sweat, eyes rolling, lip biting..." Click to expand... Shiver...quiver....please?
