The Canadian is going to announce his 2016 run

[AllyRose]

http://www.danzigercartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/danzcolor5719.jpg​

 

[AllyRose]

https://goodolewoody.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/sfl-chan-lowe-ted-cruz-our-first-canadian-pres-001.gif​

 

[BotanyBoy]

https://goodolewoody.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/sfl-chan-lowe-ted-cruz-our-first-canadian-pres-001.gif​

It even looks like vetteman.

 

[AllyRose]

After cleaning up the tobacco stains and shaving his "neck".

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Someone forgot to buy their own domain name.

http://www.tedcruz.com/

 

[domroger]

Choked on my breakfast .

 

[Busybody]

The media's reaction today to Ted Cruz will be the polar opposite of how they reacted the last time a 1 term US Senator announced for Pres.

 

[Busybody]

Cunt Clinton comments on Cruz

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAyNnK0WUAEw5fU.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

Ted Cruz: A man of science and facts.

a.k.a. 'The Bible doesn't say anything about climate change, so it's not real'.

 

[Busybody]

but hey, she has a CUNT, lets vote for her

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAySCe_XEAA8uy6.jpg

 

[Busybody]

Cruz speaking. ...no notes no teleprompter

Hussein can't say, Duh, without one

 

[Busybody]

Listening to him

I see why the blonde slut and others

Are

Scared

 

[KingOrfeo]

Ted Cruz: A man of science and facts.

a.k.a. 'The Bible doesn't say anything about climate change, so it's not real'.

The Bible doesn't say anything about Canada, so it's not real, and there is no question about Cruz' citizenship.

 

[KingOrfeo]

What the fuck is wrong with Canada?

They put maple syrup on baked beans. This is a sign of deep moral turpitude in the national character.

 

[Busybody]

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeffre...eutsch-attacks-scary…dangerous…slimy-ted-cruz

the HATE begins... Donny Deutsch Attacks ‘Scary…Dangerous…Slimy’ Ted Cruz -

he says Cruz has zero accomplishments, forgets he is a CUNT CLINTON supporter who has NONE and was an Obama supporter who had NONE

 

[KingOrfeo]

Official transcript of Ted Cruz presidential announcement:

I do not like the neutral 'net
I do not like the migrant threat

I do not like when two men kiss.
I do not like the atheists.

I don't believe in climate changes,
Nor in state health care exchanges.

I do not like to feed the poor.
But I would like to start a war!

And I support the one percent.
And shutting down the government.

You do not like me. So you say.
Try me! Try me! And you may.

I'm asking for your vote today
To bring about the End Times, yay!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Official transcript of Ted Cruz presidential announcement:

I call bullshit.
Ted Cruz is nowhere NEAR that eloquent.

 

[Busybody]

He spoke without a teleprompter

Hussein can't say shit without one

 

[Busybody]

Nice to see the tolerant Libz

Attacking his kids

 

[KingOrfeo]

According to this analysis, Cruz and Walker, who are competing for the same Tea Party base, are going to have to fight each other before the winner can take on Jeb. Walker is better positioned for that fight because he has not (yet) antagonized the GOP establishment, which Cruz has. And, even if Cruz knocks Walker out of the ring, he still has to deal with TP darling Paul, who also would sit better with the establishment.

 

[sr71plt]

I would think that Walker has the edge with Tea Partyers too because they were the base of the birther blather and they have to go obviously two-faced to accept Cruz as even eligible.

 

[Busybody]

I would think that Walker has the edge with Tea Partyers too because they were the base of the birther blather and they have to go obviously two-faced to accept Cruz as even eligible.

No

It was the Clinton people

 

[Busybody]

B
T
W

We know where one was born

We don't know where the other was

 

[RobDownSouth]

I think it'd be cool if Teddy Cruz got the Republican nomination.

Can you imagine after he got annihilated in the general election, the Corpulent Marine Corporal coming in here and sniffing "well, everybody knows he wasn't conservative enough...."

 

[JackLuis]

I'll bet Jon Stewart is kicking himself for retiring. With Cruz for President the next year of so is going to be filled with easy laughs.