The catch-up thread.

[rimmy]

Y'all are a bunch of sick, filthy perverts.

Shame on you.

I'll have you know that I'm perfectly healthy.

 

[1HF]

flatterer

I know how you all like it.

I'll have you know that I'm perfectly healthy.

Physically, maybe. But mentally?

 

[rimmy]

Physically, maybe. But mentally?

Keep your expectations low and you won't be disappointed.

 

[Garnate]

No, I think she would be as poised as the Queen herself.

But really, Ish, Keep it simple. Garnate Or Garnet If you prefer.

The panty dropping part can be in the disclaimer, or in the ad slogan, let Garnate decide.

Oh how I love thee.

Spoil sport. How about "Garnate's Reserve"? And we'll let her decide how to handle the wardrobe failures.

Ishmael

THIS ALL DAY!

I've heard the only true way to drink her Skank Juice is down her inner thigh

and then you see the heavens.

You're now my new PR person. It used to be eyer and it's easy to guess how that went.

I was thinking a straw in her ass and lots of suction.

That's entirely disgusting.

Mmmm....I'd drink Garnate's skank juice.

Probably also disgusting but you can have all you want!

Thank you. If it's not quite a bourbon, maybe Sub-Bourbon might be appropriate for here.

Noooooo it's bourbon-ish. Get it? BECAUSE ISH MADE IT? I'm a goddamn genius is what I am.

 

[yossi]

I've seen you, Yossi. You wont be left hanging.

I agree. I bet everything is pointing North when yossi's in the room.

Aw shucks, guys.

 

[neci]

that's just nasty.

 

[Ishmael]

Thank you. If it's not quite a bourbon, maybe Sub-Bourbon might be appropriate for here.

That would be sorta like calling Plymouth Gin, or Bombay Sapphire 'Sub-Gin.'

Now that I have access to affordable quantities of peat dried malt I plan on cooking up some Scotch. Of course I can't call it 'Scotch' because I didn't make it in Scotland. So would the final product now be referred to as Sub-Scotch?

Ishmael

 

[Tathagata]

Does anyone else think Tath is the second coming of Christ? He's like God's second son; Jesus' little brother. He's the Harry to God's William, which means he's hotter and no one saw that coming. That's so awesome.

You do remember you fired me on my first day back right?


Thank you for your very kind words.



And you have very nice breasts.

 

[Garnate]

You do remember you fired me on my first day back right?


Thank you for your very kind words.



And you have very nice breasts.

LOL Thank you.

Firing you doesn't sound at all like something I would do, if it were opposite day. And I have children so it's always opposite day. Were you able to find other work? Because now I feel bad; firing God's son and all...

 

[Tathagata]

LOL Thank you.

Firing you doesn't sound at all like something I would do, if it were opposite day. And I have children so it's always opposite day. Were you able to find other work? Because now I feel bad; firing God's son and all...

I broke the golden rule..I was nice to a person asking about getting an AV picture.

So I was basically asking for it.

I've found part time employment sexually harassing Fata and Mona.
It requires a more than casual knowledge of Acupuncture meridians and over 350 slang words for the sex act.

 

[Garnate]

I broke the golden rule..I was nice to a person asking about getting an AV picture.

So I was basically asking for it.

I've found part time employment sexually harassing Fata and Mona.
It requires a more than casual knowledge of Acupuncture meridians and over 350 slang words for the sex act.

Oooookay, yes. That sounds exactly like me. I didn't mean to seem harsh about it but we have goddamn rules here.

At first I thought, "Ooooo! Working for Fata and Mona would be heaven!" and then I read the prerequisites and I thought "Goddamn those are some high maintenance bitches". Good luck to you, sir. I'm terrified for you.

 

[thør]

Thank you. If it's not quite a bourbon, maybe Sub-Bourbon might be appropriate for here.

GM would probably sue....

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

I transferred stores and now work overnights. I havent asked out any girls lately, because Ive ran out of girls to ask out. There is one, but Im working up to it slowly. I rented an attic apartment at my grandmas house, I joined a gym.

So now Im a loser living with grandma.

 

[pete]

I transferred stores and now work overnights. I havent asked out any girls lately, because Ive ran out of girls to ask out. There is one, but Im working up to it slowly. I rented an attic apartment at my grandmas house, I joined a gym.

So now Im a loser living with grandma.

you fan out of girls to ask out? are you on some micro island in the south pacific where women are scarce ?

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

I work overnights, I don't see people anymore.

They told me it was a numbers game, so I asked out a bunch of girls the last few months, all said no.

 

[pete]

I work overnights, I don't see people anymore.

They told me it was a numbers game, so I asked out a bunch of girls the last few months, all said no.

next time, try asking them out with your pants ON.

also, alcohol will improve your odds.

and lastly, its all about timing. if you're out at a club, wait til the place is almost closing. when the music stops and the lights go on, you'll find the ladies are much friendlier

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

TWhen I come off overnights next week, Im going to ask out my last chance.

 

[Ishmael]

GM would probably sue....

*chuckle* I hope you don't have to 'splain that.

Ishmael