The catch-up thread.

[DesEsseintes]

Maybe she's making a sacrifice to save you from yourself.

Ishmael

Garnate does reek of self-sacrifice, that's true. She's all kinds of noble and drunk.

 

[Jennifer]

I agree. I bet everything is pointing North when yossi's in the room.

.....

 

[pete]

If he doesn't accept my volunteership soon I might feel the same way.

Leaving me hanging with no dick for consolation.

you deserve better, yos

 

[Garnate]

I see this thread stayed awesome.

No hangover from the hooch but I'm sticking to water tonight. Ish, we need to come up with a name for the stuff so I stop referring to it as hooch and moonshine. What did I call it last night? The nectar of Satan? Has a certain ring to it.

And thank you to eyer for putting my picture up. If I forget what my av looks like that will be crazy-helpful, you old fuck.

Does anyone else think Tath is the second coming of Christ? He's like God's second son; Jesus' little brother. He's the Harry to God's William, which means he's hotter and no one saw that coming. That's so awesome.

 

[Ishmael]

I see this thread stayed awesome.

No hangover from the hooch but I'm sticking to water tonight. Ish, we need to come up with a name for the stuff so I stop referring to it as hooch and moonshine. What did I call it last night? The nectar of Satan? Has a certain ring to it.

And thank you to eyer for putting my picture up. If I forget what my av looks like that will be crazy-helpful, you old fuck.

Does anyone else think Tath is the second coming of Christ? He's like God's second son; Jesus' little brother. He's the Harry to God's William, which means he's hotter and no one saw that coming. That's so awesome.

Yeah, I know and I've been putting it off because I'm working up two new recipes. And if I name one, then I have to name the others. Just adds to life's complications. Or I could just alphabetize them, you know, Like A, B, C.

But Nectar of Satan works for me. We can TLA it to NOS and drive Wat nuts trying to look up New Old Stock.

Ishmael

 

[Disgustipated]

Box wine for everyone!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Bidin~Time]

Yeah, I know and I've been putting it off because I'm working up two new recipes. And if I name one, then I have to name the others. Just adds to life's complications. Or I could just alphabetize them, you know, Like A, B, C.

But Nectar of Satan works for me. We can TLA it to NOS and drive Wat nuts trying to look up New Old Stock.

Ishmael

You should name it Garnate. This is so obvious, why has no one suggested it yet?

 

[Ishmael]

You should name it Garnate. This is so obvious, why has no one suggested it yet?

Think she'd get a swelled head?

"Garnet's Panty Dropper"

Ishmael

 

[DesEsseintes]

Ishmael, I'm curious - what sort of drink would you say it's closest to?

 

[Ishmael]

Ishmael, I'm curious - what sort of drink would you say it's closest to?

Probably bourbon. I age it in charred oak chips. Technically there isn't enough corn in the mash to qualify as a true bourbon, but it's close enough.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Think she'd get a swelled head?

"Garnet's Panty Dropper"

Ishmael

No, I think she would be as poised as the Queen herself.

But really, Ish, Keep it simple. Garnate Or Garnet If you prefer.

The panty dropping part can be in the disclaimer, or in the ad slogan, let Garnate decide.

 

[Ishmael]

No, I think she would be as poised as the Queen herself.

But really, Ish, Keep it simple. Garnate Or Garnet If you prefer.

The panty dropping part can be in the disclaimer, or in the ad slogan, let Garnate decide.

Spoil sport. How about "Garnate's Reserve"? And we'll let her decide how to handle the wardrobe failures.

Ishmael

 

[eyer]

Skank Juice.

 

[Jennifer]

Skank Juice.

I've heard the only true way to drink her Skank Juice is down her inner thigh

and then you see the heavens.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Spoil sport. How about "Garnate's Reserve"? And we'll let her decide how to handle the wardrobe failures.

Ishmael

Perfection!!!


i am NOT a spoil sport, either I am more fun than a drunk monkey at a dart throwing contest!

 

[rimmy]

I've heard the only true way to drink her Skank Juice is down her inner thigh

and then you see the heavens.

I was thinking a straw in her ass and lots of suction.

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

Perfection!!!


i am NOT a spoil sport, either I am more fum than a drunk monkey at a dart throwing contest!

Can concur, she is very fummy.

 

[Ishmael]

Perfection!!!


i am NOT a spoil sport, either I am more fun than a drunk monkey at a dart throwing contest!

That is a mental image that's going to be hard to shake. There's GOT to be a U-tube vid of something like that.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Can concur, she is very fummy.

First of all I only took like 2 seconds to edit that.

Second of all a gentleman would have waited at LEAST 5 seconds before quoting.

Third of all, don't make no nevermind how you spell it, My particular brand of awesome knows no bounds.

 

[Bidin~Time]

That is a mental image that's going to be hard to shake. There's GOT to be a U-tube vid of something like that.

Ishmael

<Starts singing Unforgettable>




da utoob has everything else, why not that too?

 

[1HF]

Y'all are a bunch of sick, filthy perverts.

Shame on you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Probably bourbon. I age it in charred oak chips. Technically there isn't enough corn in the mash to qualify as a true bourbon, but it's close enough.

Ishmael

Thank you. If it's not quite a bourbon, maybe Sub-Bourbon might be appropriate for here.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Y'all are a bunch of sick, filthy perverts.

Shame on you.

flatterer