The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[Image]

Okay, here they are. The pictures themselves aren't too great, but I sure had fun doing them. Rather than fill this thread up with a bunch of my personal pictures I created a new thread. Here's the link to take you there:

JohnOne: Pictures of Myself Masturbating

OK, I rest my case... I just finished looking at the picture thread and the best picture I saw, the one that gave me that proverbial "twinge" in my pussy, was the one of your ass! Not too hairy at all.... But then again, I so like seeing a man masurbating, my opinion could be clouded!

 

[RomanHans]

Why, thank you Roman... Glad you appreciate it! It is a painting from the Victorian faery painting genre called "Midsummer Eve" by Edward Robert Hughes, 1909. Those faeries were (are) not always as cute and endearing as most people think. They are highly sexual little beings, most of them with "over emphasized" genitalia and over stimulated minds! Orgies amongst them are well storied... The lovely maiden has called them there for a reason!

Yes, there's some great erotic art and literature that came out of those early 20th-century types...must have been the abcinthe (sp)

 

[RomanHans]

... I forgot to say. Men are SUPPOSED to have hair. Almost everywhere... everyone is different. I agree with Blue Daisy, a hairy ass (on a Man ) is a turn ON , not a turn off! <snip>

Well, that's a relief!

Roman


Roman

 

[RomanHans]

Several years ago I found out about a little organization in Portland, Oregon called The Rose City Discussion Club. (The name itself is a euphamism). They have meetings once a month that are open to anyone (over 18) who wishes to attend. Sometimes they talk about (and usually give demonstrations) on spanking, or other forms of sex-play. That particular month the topic was erotic photography. I personally love it when October comes around each year because that is the month that they have their annual "Wear-What-You-Like (Or nothing at all)" night. I can actually get some cheap thrills by sitting in a room full of about a hundred or more people while I'm completely naked.

Hmm, so is the fact that Portland is called The Rose City itself a euphymism for something?

I'm thinking about checking out a similar-sounding group here in DC called The Black Rose--mostly BDSM I believe.

Roman

 

[Image]

Yes, there's some great erotic art and literature that came out of those early 20th-century types...must have been the abcinthe (sp)

Now that you mention it... I grow my own wormwood and brew my own absinthe, but it takes more than a lifetime, you know..
And more than flesh and blood....
Join me for a draught?...
This is a VERY special brew, eons olde...

 

[RomanHans]

Now that you mention it... I grow my own wormwood and brew my own absinthe, but it takes more than a lifetime, you know..
And more than flesh and blood....
Join me for a draught?...
This is a VERY special brew, eons olde...

That's quite hospitable of you...It's been a while since I've indulged in mystical visions

Roman

 

[Image]

That's quite hospitable of you...It's been a while since I've indulged in mystical visions

Roman

Do you remember what you might be missing?
The sensual daydreams?
The erotic nightmares?
Do I take that as a "yes"?
Never, never should it be forced....
Should it?.......

 

[RomanHans]

Do you remember what you might be missing?
The sensual daydreams?
The erotic nightmares?
Do I take that as a "yes"?
Never, never should it be forced....
Should it?.......

Ahh, that was long ago...and they were definitely both sensual and erotic, and both dreams and nightmares...

and my imagination doesn't take kindly to being forced!

 

[Image]

Ahh, that was long ago...and they were definitely both sensual and erotic, and both dreams and nightmares...

and my imagination doesn't take kindly to being forced!

A mind is seduced, not by it's rational faculties, but by the path it's subconscious travels...
Where do you want to go?

 

[RomanHans]

I travel to a simpler time, when faeries danced upon dales and horses ran wild...

 

[Image]

Horses were sacred to the Fey..

 

[RomanHans]

Horses were sacred to the Fey..

So, where do your visions lead you? Or do you lead them?

 

[Image]

*Sigh* In a sense, I am always in control of my visions... I'll let you know, in a million years or so, where they have ultimately led.

Ahhhh, to dance the sacred dance upon the moonwashed barrows.....
Do you want to dance with me?
I don't wish to frighten you...

 

[RomanHans]

*Sigh* In a sense, I am always in control of my visions... I'll let you know, in a million years or so, where they have ultimately led.

Ahhhh, to dance the sacred dance upon the moonwashed barrows.....
Do you want to dance with me?
I don't wish to frighten you...

I'm always willing to dance...I'm simply not accustomed to being asked, I'm afraid.

 

[Image]

I'm always willing to dance...I'm simply not accustomed to being asked, I'm afraid.

Sleep on it, mon chere.....

 

[RomanHans]

Sleep on it, mon chere.....

Bonsoir et a tout a l'heure

Roman

 

[JohnOne]

OK, I rest my case... I just finished looking at the picture thread and the best picture I saw, the one that gave me that proverbial "twinge" in my pussy, was the one of your ass! Not too hairy at all.... But then again, I so like seeing a man masurbating, my opinion could be clouded!

And it gives me a nice twinge somewhere too to know that one of my pictures could stir you. Thanks for letting me know, Image.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Oh Blue, I am so, so, so sorry. It was me, Image, accidentally logged out... Still though, can I make it up to you?

Hi Image.....that was you! Silly me! LOL! Can you make it up to me? Hmmm....not necessary, but....I'll see if I can think of something

Off to look at John's new pics now

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

I like! Thanks, John.

Never did get to see #14

Blue

 

[JohnOne]

I like! Thanks, John.

Never did get to see #14

Blue

I'm glad you enjoyed them. That just makes me all twiterpated to know that. Like I said, maybe I'll try to see if I can get a photo session with someone in the next couple of weeks, so that I have more to post.

I know, for some reason the link wouldn't work. But the picture really does exist. It's in a thread called Masturbation Exchange, page 4 and it's the one of mine that has a 29 in the filename. I think the thread is in the Literotica Personals forum.

Happy Turkey day!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

I'm glad you enjoyed them. That just makes me all twiterpated to know that. Like I said, maybe I'll try to see if I can get a photo session with someone in the next couple of weeks, so that I have more to post.

I know, for some reason the link wouldn't work. But the picture really does exist. It's in a thread called Masturbation Exchange, page 4 and it's the one of mine that has a 29 in the filename. I think the thread is in the Literotica Personals forum.

Happy Turkey day!!

Thanks, John. I found it. Nice pic. Love the hair!

Happy Turkey day to you, too.

Blue

 

[MizzBehavin]

Literotica stories are (in my opinion) far better than Penthouse.

My favorite vibe is the dildo with the clit tickler. OMG.... I have the most intense orgams and what a juicy mess it is!!

When my husband and I mutually masturbate together? Incredible... The sex has never been so satisfying since we started that.

The adjustable jaccuzi jets in our master bathroom have been a delightful addiction as well.

btw? If you order from Adam&Eve? They have a 50% off coupon for first time buyers if you want to shop online for toys/movies/lingerie. Best site!

 

[JohnOne]

Thanks for sharing BiFem36DD. I just love it when a woman talks about masturbation.

 

[redathena]

So, is it not often that y'all hear women talk about masturbation, cuz i know i talk about it at least once a day. I guess its standard conversation material...

 

[JohnOne]

So, is it not often that y'all hear women talk about masturbation, cuz i know i talk about it at least once a day. I guess its standard conversation material...

I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a woman at work about the joys of masturbation. Too bad: it would have made the work day so much more enjoyable.