The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[JohnOne]

Keep in mind that I haven't had a shower so my hair is kind of less than perfect. Unfortunately, this is a picture of me without a hard on. But I hope you manage to enjoy it anyway.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Shivering in antici.............pation!

I'll be here waiting...
Blue? are you out there too? This is going to be good, pull up a chair!

Yep....I'm here...and I just saw the pic. Not bad, John!

Blue

 

[JohnOne]

Thanks blue. It's kind of hard to get a decent picture of yourself. You put the camera on the timer and it usually manages to snap the shot just when you have the stupidest grin on your face.

By the way, I'm glad you and image said what you did about getting excited knowing that men were getting excited and getting themselves off to something you wrote. I know that that is a big turn on for me when a woman responds sexually to something I wrote and then lets me know about it, and it's nice to know that women enjoys getting us horny men off as well and then hearing about it. I'll have to read your stories.

I used to have an online woman friend who would give me the basic outline of her sexual fantasies and then have me use my own imagination to flesh out the details and put them into a story for her. I would always sit and masturbate myself to orgasm when I read her e-mails telling me how much she enjoyed masturbating to the stories I wrote for her. Too bad those stories got deleated long ago, I wouldn't mind posted some of them if I still had them.

 

[Image]

My, my.... You're right Blue, not bad at all! John, my compliments on the honest photo. I do believe that is even the LIT site on the screen behind you. (had to look) Very nice shot, maybe next time, we will see just how large you can get. But if this is any indication... we look forward to it!
Now, please you guys, can I get back to piano practice? Gotta keep those hands and fingers in top shape!

 

[BlueDaisy]

You're welcome, John.
I'm with Image...I'd like to see it at "full mast", so to speak.
By the way...who put the marks on your butt?

Blue

 

[JohnOne]

Okay, Image. Enjoy your piano practice. But I for one am going to be imagining you at the piano completely naked.

 

[JohnOne]

Well, I didn't have a spanking partner to help me out, but it had been so long since I had had a good spanking that I went to a professional dominatrix (who was kind enough to take the picture for me with my digital camera). I had just come from getting my butt and genitals waxed to remove all the hair and make them baby smooth. I didn't want a hairy ass to distract from the nice marks I was hoping to get.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Well, I didn't have a spanking partner to help me out, but it had been so long since I had had a good spanking that I went to a professional dominatrix (who was kind enough to take the picture for me with my digital camera). I had just come from getting my butt and genitals waxed to remove all the hair and make them baby smooth. I didn't want a hairy ass to distract from the nice marks I was hoping to get.

Cool...a pro Domme. Well, I kind of like hair on a man, so it wouldn't have been a distraction for me

 

[JohnOne]

You know I really love talking about masturbating and especially hearing women talk about it. I love hearing what women fantasize about -- in detail -- when then masturbate. Years ago I stumbled upon a book written by Nancy Friday in 1975 called My Secret Garden. It was about women's sexual fantasies and it definitely was a fantastic masturbatory aide for me as I read it. I couldn't believe that there were women out there who actually fantasized and enjoyed the same things that I fantasized about. Anyway, I would love to hear what you women fantasize about when you masturbate. And if any of you women are interested, I would be more than happy to tell you some of my favorite fantasies.

Oh ya, ladies, you get bonus points for being completely naked while you type out and post your fantasies.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Haven't read My Secret Garden, though I've heard of it. I have her book, Women on Top, which I think is essentially about the same as the other one.

Blue

 

[RomanHans]

Hi Blue, Image, and John--

I've been out of town and just caught up on this thread--all of your writings are incredibly stimulating! I've wanted to try an appointment with a pro-domme myself (although I'm not so sure about my interest in being spanked), but don't have the disposable income at the moment to arrange it. How did you happen to set it up, if you don't mind my asking?

I'm not in a situation where I can masturbate to your writings at the moment, Image, but believe me when I tell you that I will at the earliest opportunity!

Roman

 

[RomanHans]

BTW, I've tried the jets in a jacuzzi in another fashion. I was at a hotel with my family (this is when I was quite a bit younger), and lay with my back to one of the jets and my head and neck resting on the edge of the tub. I floated on my back while the water stream coursed inside the waistband of my swim trunks, between my buttocks, and under my scrotum and penis. The hint of anal penetration as well as the massaging pulse of the water is what got me hard and ready to erupt very quickly...plus, as you said, the naughty feeling of potential discovery (although the bubbling of the jets were probably enough to obscure my underwater activities).

However, as a concession to hygiene, I did put off the actual orgasm until I had a chance to run quickly to the nearby restroom and finish in a bathroom stall--don't think that other bathers would have appreciated my jism in their water!

Roman

 

[JohnOne]

Hi Blue, Image, and John--

I've wanted to try an appointment with a pro-domme myself (although I'm not so sure about my interest in being spanked), but don't have the disposable income at the moment to arrange it. How did you happen to set it up, if you don't mind my asking?

Roman

I found her add in a free weekly or monthly publication that advertises sex related industries in Oregon. I picked it up at an adult bookstore. But if you don't have the access to such publications where you live. Many of them have websites on the internet. You would just have to do a search for Dominatirx's and probably your state as well to find some links. Here's one link you can try:

http://www.domme.com/directory/Domme_Directory_United_States/

The contact information should be on the website.

 

[Image]

Hi Blue, Image, and John--

I've been out of town and just caught up on this thread--all of your writings are incredibly stimulating! I've wanted to try an appointment with a pro-domme myself (although I'm not so sure about my interest in being spanked), but don't have the disposable income at the moment to arrange it. How did you happen to set it up, if you don't mind my asking?

I'm not in a situation where I can masturbate to your writings at the moment, Image, but believe me when I tell you that I will at the earliest opportunity!

Roman

Roman, may I direst your attention to a live thread right now? MrBates and I are, shall we say, discussing things poolside right now.... "For serious masturbators only".
Great dialogue going on right now

 

[JohnOne]

Haven't read My Secret Garden, though I've heard of it. I have her book, Women on Top, which I think is essentially about the same as the other one.

Blue

I have that one too, as well as Forbidden Flowers. They do basically have the same kinds of stories in them, but there are some different categories in the other ones I believe. I do recall her saying in her preface to Women On Top that female sexual fantasies had changed some since women are now "allowed" to be more sexually open and even be the aggressors. One of the things she noted was that, in her first book (written in 1975 I believe), women fantasized about being a prostitute. When she wrote Women On Top not a single woman mentioned that particular fantsasy. I think she also mentioned that far fewer women had fantasies in which they were "forced" to have sex though, obviously that particular fantasy is still popular among many women. Anyway, if you enjoyed the one, you will enjoy the others as well. I heard she also wrote one -- Men In Love I think, but I wouldn't swear to it -- about men's sexual fantasies. Actually one of my sexual fantasies came from reading her books:

I'm being interviewed by an attractive, sexy female author for just such a book and given the opportunity to be naked while I'm being interviewed. There's also some point at which I am to leave the interview room, naked, and go out and ask her beautiful receptionists to spank me on the bare bottom really hard (Kind of my own particular fetish in case you couldn't tell from my picture). Naturally, my fantasy ends with my having all kinds of sex with both women.

 

[JohnOne]

Hey Image, I notice that you are past your 100 post mark. Does that mean you will be coming up with a sexy AV for us to look at in the near future?

 

[RomanHans]

Roman, may I direst your attention to a live thread right now? MrBates and I are, shall we say, discussing things poolside right now.... "For serious masturbators only".
Great dialogue going on right now

Damn, isn't it inconvenient when you get up from your desk at work and feel that drop of pre-cum slowly soaking into the front of your slacks?

I hate it when that happens.


Roman

 

[Image]

Hey Image, I notice that you are past your 100 post mark. Does that mean you will be coming up with a sexy AV for us to look at in the near future?

Good question... I've been giving it a lot of thought lately. It MUST represent who I am, first and foremost. But it also needs to represent the face I want to show to you decadent bunch of heathens, right? (heathens in the beautiful sense of the word, of course ) Sooooo;
It must be Cerebral, yet slutty
Tasteful, yet deliciously slutty
Artful and graceful, yet raw
Madonna AND whore
Sophisticated, yet flirty
Earth and Fire, solid and creative
Air and Water, ethereal and intuitive

So what do you think I should do? What is your image of "Image"?
But the biggest question is How the hell do I make one and paste it in the first place??????????????????

 

[redathena]

So what do you think I should do? What is your image of "Image"?
But the biggest question is How the hell do I make one and paste it in the first place??????????????????

I had such problems with my AV, too. You have to find a pic online or scan one or take a pic with a digi cam, and it has to be a jpg or gif file. so... if you find one online, left click on it, hit save pic as... and then you have to transfer it into some other programs and size it, and it just a damn complicatied process. if you need help at all, pm anyone that has one, including me... its a pain in the ass!!!!

red

 

[ub6ibfine]

a Jasc Paint Shop Pro will edit image files pretty easily. its getting tha program that can be tha problem.

 

[JohnOne]

Good question... I've been giving it a lot of thought lately. It MUST represent who I am, first and foremost. But it also needs to represent the face I want to show to you decadent bunch of heathens, right? (heathens in the beautiful sense of the word, of course ) Sooooo;
It must be Cerebral, yet slutty
Tasteful, yet deliciously slutty
Artful and graceful, yet raw
Madonna AND whore
Sophisticated, yet flirty
Earth and Fire, solid and creative
Air and Water, ethereal and intuitive

So what do you think I should do? What is your image of "Image"?
But the biggest question is How the hell do I make one and paste it in the first place??????????????????

Well, I don't know if I have what you are looking for as far as picking out the picture, but if you find one and need it resized, feel free to e-mail it to me and I can easily resize if for you and send it back. JohnOne's e-mail address

Of course, in the off-chance that your private Lier Jet just happens to stop by Oregon, I could always take a couple hundred pictures of you with my digital camera and I'm sure we could cum up with something.

 

[RomanHans]

It must be Cerebral, yet slutty
Tasteful, yet deliciously slutty
Artful and graceful, yet raw
Madonna AND whore
Sophisticated, yet flirty
Earth and Fire, solid and creative
Air and Water, ethereal and intuitive

A tall order, no doubt about it...does your taste favor the abstract? Or why not just post something that you already have lying around that you like, and let that speak for who you are?

Roman

 

[Image]

Good suggestions both... Favoring the abstract is putting it mildly, Roman. Fantasy and magick, making love with the nature sprites in an enchanted forest is a favorite theme. Sounds strange, I know, but they are incredibly sexual beings!

And John, if I had a private lear jet, I'd probably have my own private photographer and digital cam too! But thanks for the offer... You know really and truly, being serious here, Oregon has been number 1 on my list of places (in America) I really want to visit. I've only been as far west as Colorado.....

 

[BlueDaisy]

Of course, in the off-chance that your private Lier Jet just happens to stop by Oregon, I could always take a couple hundred pictures of you with my digital camera and I'm sure we could cum up with something.

Hey John....when are you going to share some more of your OWN pics with us?

anxiously awaiting more.....

Blue

 

[imouse]

JohnOne and others Nancy Friday

I hope i can jump in. I have and have read all of her books, many times. For me she compiles great stories for fantasy and masturbation. I have recomended them to a number of women, as I am most interested in fem erotica written by women.

As to Ms. Friday, I have said many times that at least one of her fantasies is a very old single-spaced typewritten "pass-around" in high school in the late 40s!!

It is the bestial story of Duke the dog sucking and fucking the lady watching firemen below. Ms Friday never did respond to my note, but whatever, as long as she keeps writing, although her latest was a non-erotic bummer.

Women on Top has provided me with the most fun and masturbation fantasies, but as I say, I have kept them and reread them.

imouse