The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[JohnOne]

Hey John....when are you going to share some more of your OWN pics with us?

anxiously awaiting more.....

Blue

Well, now that I have an invitation from an interested individual I will definitely see what I can do here in the near future. Unfortunately that might not be until Monday or so.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Well, now that I have an invitation from an interested individual I will definitely see what I can do here in the near future. Unfortunately that might not be until Monday or so.

Ok. Better Monday than never.

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

Well, now that I have an invitation from an interested individual I will definitely see what I can do here in the near future. Unfortunately that might not be until Monday or so.

Well, John....it is now Tuesday....where are the pics? LOL!

Blue

 

[redathena]

This thread is like an ejaculating penis. Every time i come back to it, it has spurts of posts, then none, mayby one, and then there'll be a whole other page of posts. funny...

red

 

[RomanHans]

This thread is like an ejaculating penis. Every time i come back to it, it has spurts of posts, then none, mayby one, and then there'll be a whole other page of posts. funny...

red

So are you saying that our plumbing is defective?

Roman

 

[redathena]

So are you saying that our plumbing is defective?

Roman

LOL! not at all defective!!! just an analogy to make people think

red

 

[Image]

Well, John....it is now Tuesday....where are the pics? LOL!

Blue

... Wednesday follows Tuesday, and still, BlueDaisy and I are on the edge of our (wet) seats. I am assuming the wait is going to be worth it!! Daisy do you like being teased as much as I do?

 

[Image]

So are you saying that our plumbing is defective?

Roman

I can't tell in that Avatar of yours yet but I highly doubt your plumbing is defective!

 

[BlueDaisy]

... Wednesday follows Tuesday, and still, BlueDaisy and I are on the edge of our (wet) seats. I am assuming the wait is going to be worth it!! Daisy do you like being teased as much as I do?

Well, darn. I saw the post notification in my mailbox and thought...oh goody! John has posted his pic! ::::sigh::::

Image, sometimes I like being teased....but I'm not so sure about now. lol. JOHNONE: WHERE ARE YOU?????? We want skin pics!!

blue

 

[Guest]

Well, darn. I saw the post notification in my mailbox and thought...oh goody! John has posted his pic! ::::sigh::::

Image, sometimes I like being teased....but I'm not so sure about now. lol. JOHNONE: WHERE ARE YOU?????? We want skin pics!!

blue

Sorry to disappoint.... Can I make it up to you this afternoon?

 

[BlueDaisy]

Sorry to disappoint.... Can I make it up to you this afternoon?

John, is that you? Slipping in as Unregistered? Must have forgotten to log back in, huh? I've done that. lol

Well, if it is you, hmm....what do you say, Image. Give him until this afternoon to make good on the pics? I think we should.

blue

 

[JohnOne]

John, is that you? Slipping in as Unregistered? Must have forgotten to log back in, huh? I've done that. lol

Well, if it is you, hmm....what do you say, Image. Give him until this afternoon to make good on the pics? I think we should.

blue

Actually, Unregistered wasn't me. I've determined that it's not that easy trying to get decent pictures of yourself when you have to take your own pictures using a 10 second delay timer. I'm temped to see if I can get someone to have a regular photo session with me in the next couple of weeks. That way I can just focus on enjoying myself and letting someone else worry about the photography. However, for what it's worth, here's one I took last night while playing around.

 

[JohnOne]

About 3 or 4 years ago I went to a meeting where they talked about erotic photography, and one of the female presenters was so kind as to offer to take pictures of people with her digital camera afterwards for any takers. Naturally I didn't pass up the opportunity. Unfortunately, seeing as this was my first time masturbating in a room full of people I was a bit nervous and didn't get as hard as I would have liked. The pictures aren't as good a quality as the ones I take with my own camera, but the main reason I've hesitated to post them is that when I saw the pictures myself, I couldn't believe what a hairy ass I had. (When I had the picture taken that I now use as my AV picture, I had just come from having my butt and genitals waxed to remove the hair and so had a nice baby smooth butt for that picture.) But if anyone doesn't mind looking at a hairy ass and wants to see them, I'm sure I could find time today to post them. Just let me know.

 

[t_guy]

Blue & Lamp????

Hey Ladies; Blue & Image; You still ain't seen nothing yet!! Just gotta get this camera figured out; & GET SOME GUTS!!!! lol but, I will tell you; I can put Johnny boy in the SHADE!!!; except, He needs a SHADE, he's trying to become a LAMP; Wired up his ASS, but NO SWITCH, lol. I'll stay myself, when I get the guts!!! where's BULB??????? think it's dim???? t_guy

 

[RomanHans]

... Wednesday follows Tuesday, and still, BlueDaisy and I are on the edge of our (wet) seats. I am assuming the wait is going to be worth it!! Daisy do you like being teased as much as I do?

Sounds like every time I've played music in public...there isn't a dry seat in the house.

Roman

 

[RomanHans]

I can't tell in that Avatar of yours yet but I highly doubt your plumbing is defective!

BTW, kudos on your choice of avatar--very classy.

 

[RomanHans]

About 3 or 4 years ago I went to a meeting where they talked about erotic photography <snip>

OK, how is it that you can talk in such a cavalier fashion about going to a meeting where they talk about (and apparently provide) erotic photography?!? Did someone just happen to invite you in off the street?

Roman

 

[RomanHans]

Hope you all pardon me for spurting.

 

[JohnOne]

OK, how is it that you can talk in such a cavalier fashion about going to a meeting where they talk about (and apparently provide) erotic photography?!? Did someone just happen to invite you in off the street?

Roman

Several years ago I found out about a little organization in Portland, Oregon called The Rose City Discussion Club. (The name itself is a euphamism). They have meetings once a month that are open to anyone (over 18) who wishes to attend. Sometimes they talk about (and usually give demonstrations) on spanking, or other forms of sex-play. That particular month the topic was erotic photography. I personally love it when October comes around each year because that is the month that they have their annual "Wear-What-You-Like (Or nothing at all)" night. I can actually get some cheap thrills by sitting in a room full of about a hundred or more people while I'm completely naked.

 

[BlueDaisy]

OK......first off, let me say:

t_guy.....BE NICE!! And, at least John has the guts to post his pics! Besides...you've been telling me for a week that you would get that camera figured out....I'm still waiting!

Now....to the subject at hand:

JohnOne...hon, I love hair on men....asses included! So, post away!

I get so depressed when I see a pic of a really hairy man....only to find out that he is gay. Such a waste. Well, at least to MY mind. lol. Kind of reminds me of my first summer job. I worked at a burger place in Austin. One of the guys who worked there looked like a young Dan Haggerty (played "Grizzly Adams" on tv). Damn he was hot! Unfortunately....the manager was his boyfriend. It was funny; when the co-worker and I would be standing around talking during a break, I'd get these really evil-eye looks from the manager, like he was thinking "he's MINE! Keep away" lol

Um....what was that toy in your ass attached to?

Now....where is the pic of your, um, FRONT appendage in a more advanced state of erectedness. LOL!

Blue

 

[JohnOne]

Okay, here they are. The pictures themselves aren't too great, but I sure had fun doing them. Rather than fill this thread up with a bunch of my personal pictures I created a new thread. Here's the link to take you there:

JohnOne: Pictures of Myself Masturbating

 

[Image]

BTW, kudos on your choice of avatar--very classy.

Why, thank you Roman... Glad you appreciate it! It is a painting from the Victorian faery painting genre called "Midsummer Eve" by Edward Robert Hughes, 1909. Those faeries were (are) not always as cute and endearing as most people think. They are highly sexual little beings, most of them with "over emphasized" genitalia and over stimulated minds! Orgies amongst them are well storied... The lovely maiden has called them there for a reason!

 

[Image]

John, is that you? Slipping in as Unregistered? Must have forgotten to log back in, huh? I've done that. lol

Well, if it is you, hmm....what do you say, Image. Give him until this afternoon to make good on the pics? I think we should.

blue

Oh Blue, I am so, so, so sorry. It was me, Image, accidentally logged out... Still though, can I make it up to you?

 

[Image]

Several years ago I found out about a little organization in Portland, Oregon called The Rose City Discussion Club. (The name itself is a euphamism). They have meetings once a month that are open to anyone (over 18) who wishes to attend. Sometimes they talk about (and usually give demonstrations) on spanking, or other forms of sex-play. That particular month the topic was erotic photography. I personally love it when October comes around each year because that is the month that they have their annual "Wear-What-You-Like (Or nothing at all)" night. I can actually get some cheap thrills by sitting in a room full of about a hundred or more people while I'm completely naked.

Sometimes I am glad for the teeny, tiny little town I live in... There is NO WAY there would ever be a public group like that where I live! Hell, the newspaper only comes out 2 times a week! (BTW, I was not bred here )

 

[Image]

... I forgot to say. Men are SUPPOSED to have hair. Almost everywhere... everyone is different. I agree with Blue Daisy, a hairy ass (on a Man ) is a turn ON , not a turn off! Stop wasting your money, (unless of course it feels good to you!) I am much more turned on by a man in his natural state, than having to wonder about his vanities.... My vote? Show that hairy ass of yours!!!!