The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[tigerjen]

I recommend reading the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by
A.N. Roquelaure (a penname of Anne Rice's)....makes
good "bedtime reading" if you know what I mean....those
books and several others got me thru those late college
nites before going to sleep!

 

[tigerjen]

BUMP n' GRIND

 

[redathena]

BUMP n' GRIND

I know exactly what you mean!!! I have a hard time reading more than one chapter at a time though. Kinda like porn when you just have to turn it off cuz it starts to get almost annoying. Ya know?!

 

[tigerjen]

I know exactly what you mean!!! I have a hard time
reading more than one chapter at a time though. Kinda
like porn when you just have to turn it off cuz it starts
to get almost annoying. Ya know?!

Mmmmmmmmm I would think so


tigerjen

 

[MrNiceGuy]

A guy's response:

I used to have a toy that I bought, but it wasn't really that great.

For me, nothing quite beats "The Band of the Hand"

 

[tigerjen]

Re: A guy's response:

I used to have a toy that I bought, but it wasn't really that great.

For me, nothing quite beats "The Band of the Hand"

 

[IBLNG2LAW]

Of course when I can I prefer to use my man... All of him... From the tip of his nose all the way down to his toes... But alas, he is not always available so there are many other things that I love...

Vibes are my favorite... I don't normally choose penetration when I'm alone... I prefer to make my body tingle with my fingers or a good vibe while reading anything erotic or even watching porn when privacy permits (Read mother of two small children there)... Penthouse Letters or Variations are some of my favs... I too found LIT in a copy of Variations one night... I also own the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy mentioned earlier and find it to be quite the thing when I'm in the mood to read of dom/sub and humiliation to its fullest... A hand held shower head is wonderful and reminds me of my first experience with the water jets in a hot tub...

I have a lot of toys and can't say that I prefer any one over the other but I do tend to use the newer ones more often in the beginning... My current fav is a vibe/dildo that suctions to the wall in the shower or the headboard... Great for hands free fun... But I'm looking into buying The Tongue... I have heard great things about it and it sounds intriguing... This might be the answer to those that find the vibration painful...

 

[Rast_mun]

a guys point of view

Frist, gotta say thanks for starting this thread. Its alot of good info i can use on my wife. Secondly, from a guys point of view, there isnt alot of variation. I have used everything from the gel like vaginas to cored peaches. (warm them in the microwave) Unless a guy wants to get into penatration, in not sure how much variation there is. Any suggestions?

Btw..My wife talked me into trying penatration...loved it! OMG guys..if you have never tried this, you havent had an orgasm!

Oh, i was going to ask. what kind of water stream do ladies use with the shower head? I want to try it on my wife. I specifically asked her if she had ever tried it and she said no. (she is usually honest with me about that kind of thing)

Rast

 

[redathena]

Re: a guys point of view

Frist, gotta say thanks for starting this thread. Its alot of good info i can use on my wife. Secondly, from a guys point of view, there isnt alot of variation. I have used everything from the gel like vaginas to cored peaches. (warm them in the microwave) Unless a guy wants to get into penatration, in not sure how much variation there is. Any suggestions?

Btw..My wife talked me into trying penatration...loved it! OMG guys..if you have never tried this, you havent had an orgasm!

Oh, i was going to ask. what kind of water stream do ladies use with the shower head? I want to try it on my wife. I specifically asked her if she had ever tried it and she said no. (she is usually honest with me about that kind of thing)

Rast

i've never heard anything about using peaches, but i can imagine that would be fun for a guy! the shower stream that i use is just the regular spray becasue the massage function really hurts. but if your shower pressure is too weak, than try the massage one. if you dont have a removeable showerhead, i would try putting your wife under the tub faucet lying on her back with her legs up. its kinda hard to position yourself, but once you get it, its great!!!

 

[redathena]

Of course when I can I prefer to use my man... All of him... From the tip of his nose all the way down to his toes... But alas, he is not always available so there are many other things that I love...

Vibes are my favorite... I don't normally choose penetration when I'm alone... I prefer to make my body tingle with my fingers or a good vibe while reading anything erotic or even watching porn when privacy permits (Read mother of two small children there)... Penthouse Letters or Variations are some of my favs... I too found LIT in a copy of Variations one night... I also own the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy mentioned earlier and find it to be quite the thing when I'm in the mood to read of dom/sub and humiliation to its fullest... A hand held shower head is wonderful and reminds me of my first experience with the water jets in a hot tub...

I have a lot of toys and can't say that I prefer any one over the other but I do tend to use the newer ones more often in the beginning... My current fav is a vibe/dildo that suctions to the wall in the shower or the headboard... Great for hands free fun... But I'm looking into buying The Tongue... I have heard great things about it and it sounds intriguing... This might be the answer to those that find the vibration painful...

I think i've heard about the tongue toy, i dont remeber whre. It does sound like fun though. I wonder if you can microwave it or something.

 

[bozinka]

Me thinks that I started a trend w/ at least 2 people
here on this thread w/ getting to check out Penthouse
Letters

Tiger - I have been an avid fan of not only Penthouse letters, but the rest of the tasty pics in the mag!

I personally have to cum at least once a day - have since before I can remember - or I can't sleep well. Starting to think it's some weird phsyical problem - but damn, it feels so good. I do a lot of LIT and pics to help me while I play with my clit. If it's been a long time - I'll use a vibe. H once used the handle of a screwdriver on me, which wasn't bad. Don't know that this helps....

 

[RomanHans]

Cleanliness next to godliness???

While my most common method is 'au naturel' (a bird in the hand, so to speak), I think that men can get interesting sensations from the right showerhead setting as well...

I was sorely tempted when I found that I could position myself for stimulation by the waterjet in a jacuzzi...but it was a public jacuzzi and I didn't want to totally gross anyone out.

Roman

 

[RomanHans]

BTW, my wife likes Penthouse Letters and (for the smaller format) Penthouse Forum...But I find the stories/letters in the Club magazines tend to be even 'raunchier' (does not mean better!).

Roman

 

[tigerjen]

Tiger - I have been an avid fan of not only Penthouse
letters, but the rest of the tasty pics in the mag!

Oh yeah......Penthouse Letters does have some yummy
hot photos in there.........


tigerjen

 

[tigerjen]

BTW, my wife likes Penthouse Letters and (for the
smaller format) Penthouse Forum...But I find the
stories/letters in the Club magazines tend to be
even 'raunchier' (does not mean better!).

Roman

I've never read Club magazine (heard of it though), which
is one of the more raunchier ones.........

Amazing how many, many people....both women and men
enjoy Penthouse Letters........


tigerjen

 

[RomanHans]

I find that Penthouse Letters is one of the more 'literate' 'gentlemen's' magazines...some of the letters in there actual show some creativity! So maybe it's no wonder...

Now, if someone has a better periodical to suggest, please fire away!

Roman

 

[tigerjen]

I find that Penthouse Letters is one of the more 'literate'
'gentlemen's' magazines...some of the letters in there
actual show some creativity! So maybe it's no wonder...

Now, if someone has a better periodical to suggest,
please fire away!

Roman

I wouldn't call Penthouse Letters just a "gentlemen's
magazine" anymore.....many women (like me) enjoy it
too.......

Mmmmmmmm I don't know of any other periodical
off the top of my head.......however, for us ladies,
in Playgirl, there is a section called "Fantasy Forum" in
which readers can send in their written fantasy stories
(erotic of course) and if they are published, each gets
$25. however, the "fantasy of the month" receives
$100......pretty cool I must say


tigerjen

 

[KHAN-E]

I'd like to start this thread with a true confession...

I LIKE TO TOUCH MYSELF... A LOT.

Naturally, when I discovered the joys of masturbation, I did not own a vibrator or any toys reserved for this sole purpose. So I used anything I could get my hands on... candles, hair brush handles, and my personal favorite: the removable showerhead (God's gift to women.) If you're anything like me, let me know.

Male, female, animal, or whatever... what have you used?

I bought a removable, pulsating, water massage shower head just for the purpose of pleasure. I LUV it!!!

I have lots of toys - my 10" flexible cock vib is my favorite. But I also adore my tongue vib., my slim vib., my 12" double dong, my remote-control egg vob., and assorted other dildos and vibs.

There are some household items that are great for play, as well. I LUV to tease my nipples with a feather. A cool cucumber is still good for more than a salad. Ice is fabulous for teasing, though it works best with a partner.

Polish sausage can be marinated quite well with hot pussy juice. Carrots, bananas, and zuchini are all good kitchen toys. Ever fuck a popsicle?!?!

Candles, screwdriver handles, long-neck bottles. The list goes on and on. There are hundreds of items found in the average household that can be used for sexual pleasure. And, at one time or another, I have tried most of them!!!

 

[russell]

I wouldn't call Penthouse Letters just a "gentlemen's
magazine" anymore.....many women (like me) enjoy it
too.......

Mmmmmmmm I don't know of any other periodical
off the top of my head.......however, for us ladies,
in Playgirl, there is a section called "Fantasy Forum" in
which readers can send in their written fantasy stories
(erotic of course) and if they are published, each gets
$25. however, the "fantasy of the month" receives
$100......pretty cool I must say


tigerjen

I like to use tigerjens lips

 

[tigerjen]

I like to use tigerjens lips

I know you do, sweet Russell

 

[redathena]

Re: Re: The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

I bought a removable, pulsating, water massage shower head just for the purpose of pleasure. I LUV it!!!

I have lots of toys - my 10" flexible cock vib is my favorite. But I also adore my tongue vib., my slim vib., my 12" double dong, my remote-control egg vob., and assorted other dildos and vibs.

There are some household items that are great for play, as well. I LUV to tease my nipples with a feather. A cool cucumber is still good for more than a salad. Ice is fabulous for teasing, though it works best with a partner.

Polish sausage can be marinated quite well with hot pussy juice. Carrots, bananas, and zuchini are all good kitchen toys. Ever fuck a popsicle?!?!

Candles, screwdriver handles, long-neck bottles. The list goes on and on. There are hundreds of items found in the average household that can be used for sexual pleasure. And, at one time or another, I have tried most of them!!!

Damn!!!! That is one helluva list you got there! So what's it like to fuck a popsicle????

 

[tigerjen]

I bet its damn cold.....the popsicle that is......but it sure
will melt when it gets HOT in there!!!


tigerjen

 

[psyche]

My favorite, when I have enough time, is to get on lit and read some of the stories until I really get worked up, or read my saved pms from my lover......Mmmmmmm.........I have three vibrators, one is a small jelly vibe, which I put in my ass, the other is a g-spot jelly vibe for my pussy, and I have an electric hand held vibe that I use on the outside of my pussy by the g-spot.......it's not as good as the actual thing but it sure gets me by!!! I also like the water stimulation - what an intense orgasm........wow!

 

[RomanHans]

Men and their toys???

Funny how guys don't seem to have many accessories for masturbation--I guess that for most of us, we got started without any tools and just continue that way...

Unless there are any men who have discovered a technological improvement on Madam Palm and her five daughters?

 

[psyche]

Re: Men and their toys???

Funny how guys don't seem to have many accessories for masturbation--I guess that for most of us, we got started without any tools and just continue that way...

Unless there are any men who have discovered a technological improvement on Madam Palm and her five daughters?

Well, for us it is kind of hard to replace a cock with a finger! Just does not do the job.....lol! And I shouldn't use the word replace anyway the real thing is always better......