The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[RomanHans]

Re: Re: Men and their toys???

Well, for us it is kind of hard to replace a cock with a finger! Just does not do the job.....lol! And I shouldn't use the word replace anyway the real thing is always better......

And a good thing to for us men...otherwise we'd probably just be kept around to help with the plumbing and such.

 

[psyche]

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And a good thing to for us men...otherwise we'd probably just be kept around to help with the plumbing and such.

LOL! We could probably find more uses for you, I am one of those women who like men! And I like what you guys do to my plumbing too......

 

[RomanHans]

The 'replacements'

This is in no way meant to suggest that male masturbation can compare with the special touch of a woman, either...there are many woman who can prove that they're quite 'handy' with the 'plumbing' as well.

 

[psyche]

Re: The 'replacements'

This is in no way meant to suggest that male masturbation can compare with the special touch of a woman, either...there are many woman who can prove that they're quite 'handy' with the 'plumbing' as well.

I'm really good at stopping those precum drip, drip, drips........

 

[RomanHans]

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I'm really good at stopping those precum drip, drip, drips........

Sounds great, so long as you're able to replace those annoying drips with a really good pipe-cleaning--

 

[psyche]

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Sounds great, so long as you're able to replace those annoying drips with a really good pipe-cleaning--

Let's just say the pipes will be empty when I am done! LOL!

 

[RomanHans]

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Let's just say the pipes will be empty when I am done! LOL!

Guess I need to get off the phone with Roto-Rooter and talk to you instead!

I think I need a break--my metaphors are so mixed that I now have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

[psyche]

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Guess I need to get off the phone with Roto-Rooter and talk to you instead!

I think I need a break--my metaphors are so mixed that I now have no idea what I'm talking about.

I am much better than Roto-Rooter (ouch!) And you can only take this plumbing metaphor so far...........although I did like the precum drip! LOL!

 

[goliath1961]

How I do "it"

Sexy stories, memories of past loves, playing under my balls as I get into it, sometimes slapping them lightly (bad boy!) I love to think of the women I know and their solo pleasures. I would love to hear from any women that like to share....

 

[RomanHans]

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I am much better than Roto-Rooter (ouch!) And you can only take this plumbing metaphor so far...........although I did like the precum drip! LOL!

What did you like about it...the imagery or the taste...

No question, it was a very nice wordplay.

Roman

 

[psyche]

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What did you like about it...the imagery or the taste...

No question, it was a very nice wordplay.

Roman

Mmmmmmmmmmm..............both. I can see my lover's cock, hard and erect, with just a drop of moisture on the head...........I take his cock in my mouth and suck it off.............

 

[Arden]

Chronic Masturbation Syndrome?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since when does it qualify as a disease?
Oh, ok maybe a fucking disease...!

Think I'll pass on the cure for this one,
thank you!

 

[psyche]

Chronic Masturbation Syndrome?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since when does it qualify as a disease?
Oh, ok maybe a fucking disease...!

Think I'll pass on the cure for this one,
thank you!

Unless the cure is a regular fucking partner!!!! LOL! Surely there's a man out there somewhere who wants to fuck every day!

 

[Arden]

Unless the cure is a regular fucking partner!!!! LOL! Surely there's a man out there somewhere who wants to fuck every day!

Geeze, now that you mention it.... Maybe the cure isn't all that bad! A good fucking every day.... well I'll be damned!

*Takes notes to remind herself to be more fucking creative*

I'll have to pass that fucking suggestion on!
~laughing~

 

[psyche]

Geeze, now that you mention it.... Maybe the cure isn't all that bad! A good fucking every day.... well I'll be damned!

*Takes notes to remind herself to be more fucking creative*

I'll have to pass that fucking suggestion on!
~laughing~

Yes, masterbation be damned! Give me sex any fucking time! LOL!

 

[RomanHans]

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Mmmmmmmmmmm..............both. I can see my lover's cock, hard and erect, with just a drop of moisture on the head...........I take his cock in my mouth and suck it off.............

Touche, Psyche--now I really need to clean my pipes.

Why look--I'm logged onto Literotica--how convenient!

 

[RomanHans]

Geeze, now that you mention it.... Maybe the cure isn't all that bad! A good fucking every day.... well I'll be damned!

*Takes notes to remind herself to be more fucking creative*

I'll have to pass that fucking suggestion on!
~laughing~

The question is...to whom do you pass a suggestion like that?

And do you need to be more fucking creative, or more creative fucking?



Roman

 

[Arden]

The question is...to whom do you pass a suggestion like that?

And do you need to be more fucking creative, or more creative fucking?



Roman

Hi, Roman...

I can be fucking creative... and creative fucking... LOL !!!
I'd likely explore my notes with a very good friend of mine if we ever needed them.

Take Care...

 

[psyche]

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Touche, Psyche--now I really need to clean my pipes.

Why look--I'm logged onto Literotica--how convenient!

LMAO! I need toys at work.......

 

[RomanHans]

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LMAO! I need toys at work.......

"Hmmm, what's that buzzing sound coming from behind that locked office door...?"

 

[psyche]

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"Hmmm, what's that buzzing sound coming from behind that locked office door...?"

Buzzing and moaning! Buzzing and screaming.............
Mmmmmmmmmmm...........boy, do I feel better!

 

[RomanHans]

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Buzzing and moaning! Buzzing and screaming.............
Mmmmmmmmmmm...........boy, do I feel better!

I'm happy for ya, babe. Seems like for this 'syndrome,' the cure is equally enjoyable as the disease.

BTW, just how many Re:'s can you have in a subject header?

Roman

 

[psyche]

The 'replacements'

I'm happy for ya, babe. Seems like for this 'syndrome,' the cure is equally enjoyable as the disease.

BTW, just how many Re:'s can you have in a subject header?

Roman

By the looks of some I have seen - an infinite number! I don't even remember what replacement was all about.

 

[RomanHans]

Re: The 'replacements'

By the looks of some I have seen - an infinite number! I don't even remember what replacement was all about.

Hmmmm...think it had something to do with 'Chronic Masturbation Syndrome' and what you use...

So if you could pick one toy to keep in your office, what would it be?

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: The 'replacements'

Hmmmm...think it had something to do with 'Chronic Masturbation Syndrome' and what you use...

So if you could pick one toy to keep in your office, what would it be?

I have a soft gel vibrating g-spot dildo that I like and it's quiet.........the trouble is I am not!