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*sighs* God damn it, I saw it coming a mile away and I still can't help but snicker. I love fucked up humor. You win. *takes cookie and peanut, double down status*
 
Jokas_Wild said:
*sighs* God damn it, I saw it coming a mile away and I still can't help but snicker. I love fucked up humor. You win. *takes cookie and peanut, double down status*
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you saw... but didnt duck... hehehe...

yay I win! ..... here lots of peanuts for you... (NO thats not me!!)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/3113024323_dcffdc40e0.jpg

Drunken_Angel said:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/3083652777_41d5dd6a94.jpg

Pounce?
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Sure thing:)


pretty kitty....
 
Ball of fur and paws lands on cookie, wrapping it in its feline grip. The two rumble and tumble across the table and onto the floor only to come to a stop, tongue licking creme filling.
 
Jokas_Wild said:
Really, not you? Here I was about to hop a flight to Bangkok and take over the world peanut market. Shit, those tickets are going to be a bitch to get a refund for. Bad day indeed! :D *laughs and laughs and laughs, think a hyena gettin stuck!*
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DAMN...i knew i shouldn't have said anything...

then you could have has some serious 'me' time on that flight...
and trying to make the money for the flight back
and on the flight back... hope the stewardess doesnt offer you peanuts though.....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Oh look... cookie, kitty, cookie, kitty,cookie,kitty...... damn thats a messy pussy!
 
Or even worse since it's Bangkok and they're famous for the lady-boys, some of her peanuts! *insert drum rimshot here* But seriously, I think a small part of my soul died from this whole exchange and I feel less manly. I'm going to do push-ups and shove around some smaller guy to make myself feel better. Fuckin bully! :D
 
Jokas_Wild said:
Or even worse since it's Bangkok and they're famous for the lady-boys, some of her peanuts! *insert drum rimshot here* But seriously, I think a small part of my soul died from this whole exchange and I feel less manly. I'm going to do push-ups and shove around some smaller guy to make myself feel better. Fuckin bully! :D
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........ here peanut, peanut, peanut.... lol ......

This is a first for me... i have never delivered a death blow with a peanut before... yes go pick on someone helpless.. preferably called peanut...

seriously... hahahahhhahhhahhahhahhahhahahahah.... bully... me... no... i'm harmless.

Drunken_Angel said:
Messy pussy now.. but me after:


So worth it!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

(see not a bully... bully's dont "aww" cute kitties)
 
Deathblow with a peanut...is that when you give a guy with a nut allergy a hummer when your mouth is full of cashews? *ba-doom-sha!* Secondly, a bully would tottally aww a kitten, usually just before punching it or screwing it. It is pussy after all. *ba-doom-sha again*
 
Jokas_Wild said:
Deathblow with a peanut...is that when you give a guy with a nut allergy a hummer when your mouth is full of cashews? *ba-doom-sha!* Secondly, a bully would tottally aww a kitten, usually just before punching it or screwing it. It is pussy after all. *ba-doom-sha again*
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HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.......



feel better now?
 
monique_minx said:
LMFAO! You're saying this to a girl who'd sooner hop into a stranger's car than walk home in my heels in the middle of the night!
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Hi, girly. I know you said you wanted to let it go, but I wanted to apologize if I made you feel badly. It's none of my business what you do and who you do it with. We're both entitled to our own opinions. I was kind of buzzed when I wrote all that out, so I apologize for my tone. I do, however, stand by all of what I said, even though some of it came out the wrong way! All I meant was that people should be careful of who they trust and how much they trust them, I guess. :kiss:
 
I confess to thinking this will be a long day because I got very little sleep last night and am exhausted. Thank goodness I only work a half day today :rose:
 
Ausus_girl13 said:
Allow me a moment of weakness

The women. I am writing with. Will certainly kick my ass. I am working harder on Massacre than I ever had on any thread.

I confess that it's been needed this challenge. But bloody hell? Following Vail? What am I crazy? My mistress is a literary genius. I feel like a hack. I swear.

Though apparently I am not. According to others. sigh I can already hear her, as I type this. She's going to hit me. But this is my confessional, so fuck it.

I confess that thankfully I am improving. Hopefully.
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You're awesome. FYI.
 
ICT I had a small breakdown earlier this morning but all is fine now....

LOL oops, talk about outta sorts!!!! I really am sweet, I swear!!!!!

:cattail:
 
I confess it's nice to know that I've another job starting soon. I no longer care about the one that I have. It makes the day go by with a lot less stress.
 
I confess that I'm having a glass of wine, a little early in the evening. It's good on the palate too.
 
It's work time here. Otherwise? I'd kill for a good glass of Pinot and some attractive company.
 
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