The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Know how you keep two flute players in tune? You shoot one. Know how you keep two piccolo players in tune? Shoot em both!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

While you lay silently. In a coffin

You wouldn't know what do without me.

And @Dayhoosier wouldn't be as much fun.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Know how you keep two flute players in tune? You shoot one. Know how you keep two piccolo players in tune? Shoot em both!

Um, mean.

 

[Dayhoosier]

You wouldn't know what do without me.

And @Dayhoosier wouldn't be as much fun.

You're not wrong
I don't have the sharp tongue you do

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Did you hear about the drummer that finished high school? – Me neither

 

[KatieKulka32]

Damn! How did you know I’m a drummer?

Oh don't worry, I'll explain them to you then

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Johnny says to his mother: “mom I want to be a drummer when I grow up”. Mom: “ Johnny, but you can’t do both”

 

[jason28053]

Oh don't worry, I'll explain them to you then

Go slow… I’m blond too

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Oh don't worry, I'll explain them to you then

Um, cold.

 

[Qky75]

How many vocalists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb and let the world revolve around them.

How many sound men does it take?

Only one but there'll be 8 more telling him how much better they could've done it.

 

[rick_j21]

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull?

On a bull, the horns are in front and the asshole’s in the back.

 

[Saythewords]

Hacker: I have all your passwords.

Me: omg thank you, what are they?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You're not wrong
I don't have the sharp tongue you do

Sharp tongue, you say?

How many vocalists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb and let the world revolve around them.

How many sound men does it take?

Only one but there'll be 8 more telling him how much better they could've done it.

This is such a man thing.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Um, cold.

My dad said this point blank to a drummer once. I lost it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

How do you know when the stage is level?

The drummer has drool hanging out BOTH sides of his mouth.

 

[Qky75]

Wendy's: keeping tuba players employed since 1982

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hacker: I have all your passwords.

Me: omg thank you, what are they?

For real! I get tired of trying to remember all 527 passwords. Some need 8 digits. Some need special characters. Some can't have numbers. Stupid crap...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Sharp tongue, you say?

Right....mine is more..... Well maybe I've said too much

This is such a man thing.

 

[KatieKulka32]

For real! I get tired of trying to remember all 527 passwords. Some need 8 digits. Some need special characters. Some can't have numbers. Stupid crap...

Using the forgot password link is so much easier

 

[Saythewords]

Using the forgot password link is so much easier

Not if you can’t remember the password to your email

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Using the forgot password link is so much easier

What irritates me is the trend to not even use the password now. If I am just going to enter my email and you send a text for verification, why all the regulations and requirements to setup a password I am never going to use?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What irritates me is the trend to not even use the password now. If I am just going to enter my email and you send a text for verification, why all the regulations and requirements to setup a password I am never going to use?

It's only farming every keystroke so the system can blackmail you later... It's Skynets precursor

 

[KatieKulka32]

What irritates me is the trend to not even use the password now. If I am just going to enter my email and you send a text for verification, why all the regulations and requirements to setup a password I am never going to use?

Sir, this is a Wendy's...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You're not wrong
I don't have the sharp tongue you do

Many years in the military and then around vets will do that to you.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Sir, this is a Wendy's...

Is what I said not true?