The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

And the women NEVER do that!?

No we do not.
There is no conspiracy.
We cannot help it if you are universally annoying to all womankind.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Work over, final calls finished.
Vino before dinner

It's only 1136 here

But I want some

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If its in a body?

Someone gets it... The human body is mostly made up of water. Steel and water don't mix. Rust is inevitable - sort of like @SirCorneliusWankumbush ability to upset you.

 

[jason28053]

No we do not.
There is no conspiracy.
We cannot help it if you are universally annoying to all womankind.

Clit inverter is his specialty

 

[EyesOnHers]

Clit inverter is his specialty

*chef's kiss*

Adding this insult to my list

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

No we do not.
There is no conspiracy.
We cannot help it if you are universally annoying to all womankind.

Pfft you lit women love me.

It's my quick wit and not taking crap from any of you!

 

[jason28053]

*chef's kiss*

Adding this insult to my list

You’re welcome and oh you might like this one too.

There we are then aka Twat



https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVv9qv4jWty/

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Someone gets it... The human body is mostly made up of water. Steel and water don't mix. Rust is inevitable - sort of like @SirCorneliusWankumbush ability to upset you.

If I upset you, your husband wasn't military.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

If its in a body?

Leaving a knife in a body? In this economy? How bougie.

 

[Mandy504]

^^
Jealous.

And the women NEVER do that!?

Men seem to like it when women help each other out. Just sayin'

 

[Mandy504]

Leaving a knife in a body? In this economy? How bougie.

A cheap one that rusts easily. Not a Japanese steel.

 

[jason28053]

Men seem to like it when women help each other out. Just sayin'

We love seeing it especially

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If I upset you, your husband wasn't military.

You underestimate my ability to enjoy a love-hate marriage with a soldier.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Clit inverter is his specialty

Way way better than pussy repellant (what my brother called one of our friends)

 

[KatieKulka32]

Don't mix desert commo with woodland cammo.

Gasps audibly - I would never!

Coffee and sunshine are two surefire ways make us happy, that's a fact! My day is going well. Good, productive morning at work so far despite misbehaving and scrolling Lit

Glad your day is going well!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Pfft you lit women love me.

It's my quit wit and not taking crap from any of you!

Your wit has definitely quit!!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Someone gets it

You're the expert Chica
But sometimes when I go in my garden shed and see my rusty gardening knife I think 'yeah, this would be a good one'

 

[peekingone]

Good day all, hope everyone’s day is going well.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

A cheap one that rusts easily. Not a Japanese steel.

No, not at all. The tariffs alone would make you pull that sucker right back out.

 

[jason28053]

You're the expert Chica
But sometimes when I go in my garden shed and see my rusty gardening knife I think 'yeah, this would be a good one'

She Shed?

 

[EyesOnHers]

She Shed?

Talking of she-sheds...
Where are we on this @LordofDargaardkeep ?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You're the expert Chica
But sometimes when I go in my garden shed and see my rusty gardening knife I think 'yeah, this would be a good one'

Every woman, at one point in their life, has held a blade, looked at the tip or the edge and wondered.... Every. Single. One.

You either rein in your emotional response or like me, you don't.

 

[Mandy504]

She sheds? Not man sheds?

 

[Jaws82]

She sheds? Not man sheds?

She sheds sea shells?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Lunchtime check in. How's it going Cozy?