The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

If you two and the majority of the women in the world realized exactly how much power and influence you could actually wield if you wanted most men would tremble.

I know what you're saying LODK.
But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.
Or the banter us girls give here, where we feel safe, translates to RL.

When I was in my early 20s starting out I had to rely on decent men to keep the weirdos at bay. Only female in my department... it wasn't good.

Obvs I would now skin balls if I was talked to like that. But it still happens in Scarlet's and my field.

EDIT: also apologies for bringing such a heavy comment to cozy

 

[peekingone]

Kinda feeling fomo for not reading @LatinaCarmen1980 thing! But I still have the weird, I can’t read sexy stuff from friends hang up

It is well done. You can blame me

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Kinda feeling fomo for not reading @LatinaCarmen1980 thing! But I still have the weird, I can’t read sexy stuff from friends hang up

And you know what? I love you even more for letting me know!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I know what you're saying LODK.
But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.
Or the banter us girls give here, where we feel safe, translates to RL.

When I was in my early 20s starting out I had to rely on decent men to keep the weirdos at bay. Only female in my department... it wasn't good.

Obvs I would now skin balls if I was talked to like that. But it still happens in Scarlet's and my field

A feels too happy, and feels too much for the whole post… so a it is!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I know what you're saying LODK.
But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.
Or the banter us girls give here, where we feel safe, translates to RL.

When I was in my early 20s starting out I had to rely on decent men to keep the weirdos at bay. Only female in my department... it wasn't good.

Obvs I would now skin balls if I was talked to like that. But it still happens in Scarlet's and my field.

EDIT: also apologies for bringing such a heavy comment to cozy

You beat me to it!

This part: But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.

 

[cheekygirl75]

And you know what? I love you even more for letting me know!

Of course! I don’t want anyone to feel slighted because of my weirdness

 

[peekingone]

Kinda feeling fomo for not reading @LatinaCarmen1980 thing! But I still have the weird, I can’t read sexy stuff from friends hang up

Shall we all grab a mic and read it out loud to cheeky? Then she will get the audio version. Is listening to an audio book still reading?

 

[jason28053]

Oh no babe...
I had read it before you even knew you could
The girl is

So you’re saying you’re special is what I hear.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I know what you're saying LODK.
But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.
Or the banter us girls give here, where we feel safe, translates to RL.

When I was in my early 20s starting out I had to rely on decent men to keep the weirdos at bay. Only female in my department... it wasn't good.

Obvs I would now skin balls if I was talked to like that. But it still happens in Scarlet's and my field.

EDIT: also apologies for bringing such a heavy comment to cozy

Dont apologize for that. That's real and you speaking frankly is good for all of us to hear (read)

 

[peekingone]

Of course! I don’t want anyone to feel slighted because of my weirdness

Not weird at all. Love you telling how you feel.

 

[EyesOnHers]

You beat me to it!

This part: But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.

Yeah it's that bit.
Don't we know it babe

 

[Orwellian69]

Bloody women.

Get back in the kitchen.


JOKE. Don't skin me alive.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Shall we all grab a mic and read it out loud to cheeky? Then she will get the audio version. Is listening to an audio book still reading?

Can I do the British reading version?
Please!!!

 

[peekingone]

Bloody women.

Get back in the kitchen.


JOKE. Don't skin me alive.

Knives may come out now. Carmen is a good axe thrower too.

 

[Orwellian69]

Knives may come out now. Carmen is a good axe thrower too.

I refer you to the last line.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Bloody women.

Get back in the kitchen.


JOKE. Don't skin me alive.

You know what? You're lucky I love to cook. I won't skin you alive. I'm guessing your wails and gnashing of teeth would be entirely too annoying.

Little slices with a razor blade and then a nice salt and lemon rub on the other hand....

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bloody women.

Get back in the kitchen.


JOKE. Don't skin me alive.

Not bothering with asterisks...

Grabbing you by the scruff of your neck and dragging you in here to pay penance

 

[peekingone]

Can I do the British reading version?
Please!!!

Can you read it with your accent? Please !!!

 

[Orwellian69]

Oh do your worst.

Put an end to the misery!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife started her new job this week. She just wrote me to say she'll be home late - her new co-workers are taking her to happy hour. At their office's on-site bar. Why can't I work at a place with an on-site bar? Why don't more workplaces have on-site bars? (I suppose bars are workplaces with on-site bars, but where else?)

 

[Orwellian69]

My wife started her new job this week. She just wrote me to say she'll be home late - her new co-workers are taking her to happy hour. At their office's on-site bar. Why can't I work at a place with an on-site bar? Why don't more workplaces have on-site bars? (I suppose bars are workplaces with on-site bars, but where else?)

I worked at two places with bars.

They were pubs. Doubt that counts.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Oh do your worst.

Put an end to the misery!

Ties you up.
Filter funnel in your mouth.
Alternates between feeding you coffee and peroni.

How's that Noods?

 

[peekingone]

I refer you to the last line.

sorry, my bad

 

[Orwellian69]

Ties you up.
Filter funnel in your mouth.
Alternates between feeding you coffee and peroni.

How's that Noods?

Bang tidy.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Ties you up.
Filter funnel in your mouth.
Alternates between feeding you coffee and peroni.

How's that Noods?

Humbly suggests rusty blades, lemon, rock salt, and bleach