The Cozy Corner

[Orwellian69]

My wife started her new job this week. She just wrote me to say she'll be home late - her new co-workers are taking her to happy hour. At their office's on-site bar. Why can't I work at a place with an on-site bar? Why don't more workplaces have on-site bars? (I suppose bars are workplaces with on-site bars, but where else?)

I worked at two places with bars.

They were pubs. Doubt that counts.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Oh do your worst.

Put an end to the misery!

Ties you up.
Filter funnel in your mouth.
Alternates between feeding you coffee and peroni.

How's that Noods?

 

[peekingone]

I refer you to the last line.

sorry, my bad

 

[Orwellian69]

Ties you up.
Filter funnel in your mouth.
Alternates between feeding you coffee and peroni.

How's that Noods?

Bang tidy.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Ties you up.
Filter funnel in your mouth.
Alternates between feeding you coffee and peroni.

How's that Noods?

Humbly suggests rusty blades, lemon, rock salt, and bleach

 

[deft]

Can I do the British reading version?
Please!!!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Kinda feeling fomo for not reading @LatinaCarmen1980 thing! But I still have the weird, I can’t read sexy stuff from friends hang up

I hope this doesn’t cost you lots of dear friendships.

 

[peekingone]

Humbly suggests rusty blades, lemon, rock salt, and bleach

I liked the story time better than this torture stuff

 

[jason28053]

I know what you're saying LODK.
But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.
Or the banter us girls give here, where we feel safe, translates to RL.

When I was in my early 20s starting out I had to rely on decent men to keep the weirdos at bay. Only female in my department... it wasn't good.

Obvs I would now skin balls if I was talked to like that. But it still happens in Scarlet's and my field.

EDIT: also apologies for bringing such a heavy comment to cozy

No apologies necessary. Thanks for sharing and sorry you had to go through that

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bang tidy.

Fuck off.
Good try at making yourself look bold in front of a crowd.
You'd be red eyed whimpering like the little man fetus you are and you know it.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Duet!

 

[Orwellian69]

Fuck off.
Good try at making yourself look bold in front of a crowd.
You'd be red eyed whimpering like the little man fetus you are and you know it.

*winks*

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

EDIT: also apologies for bringing such a heavy comment to cozy

You should never have to apologize for speaking your truths here on cozy or anywhere for that matter.

 

[wwot40]

I know what you're saying LODK.
But I think you assume many men are like you. Are gentlemen.
Or the banter us girls give here, where we feel safe, translates to RL.

When I was in my early 20s starting out I had to rely on decent men to keep the weirdos at bay. Only female in my department... it wasn't good.

Obvs I would now skin balls if I was talked to like that. But it still happens in Scarlet's and my field.

EDIT: also apologies for bringing such a heavy comment to cozy

That's OK. I think a lot of us understand. Having worked in the same environment you do i had my hands full.

 

[deft]

Duet!

Count me all the way in!

 

[EyesOnHers]

*winks*

Hey gorgeous

 

[Taegul]

Fuck off.
Good try at making yourself look bold in front of a crowd.
You'd be red eyed whimpering like the little man fetus you are and you know it.

Is it weird I just got an erection?

 

[Orwellian69]

Hey gorgeous

you're giving me whiplash here

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

you're giving me whiplash here

Feels good, doesn't it?

 

[wwot40]

Is it weird I just got an erection?

 

[Taegul]

 

[MissSNG]

Heyyyyy cozy crew!

I feel like your greeting got lost in the crossfire here!

Hiya!!!!

Pull up a barstool or beanbag chair and watch the madness unfold

 

[wwot40]

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We all like hot wax on our skin, right? No? Just a few of us? Hmmm

It has come to my attention that some of you may think my comments that include blades, lemon, salt, etc are an exaggeration - just me playing with words and with you. Fair statement?

But let me share this:

I have given hubby a hot oil massage and nothing turns me on quite like running my fingers over the myriad of gouges and scars I've left on his back and shoulders. But one night, I decided to take it up a notch. He had some fresh gouges and I decided to drip hot wax on them. I was straddling his back thinking he was going to buck me off, but his low moans when the hot wax dripped into each cut? Shivers...

I am now properly moist.

 

[EyesOnHers]

you're giving me whiplash here

Really?
Standard Friday night bants is whiplash now?
Who broke you today?
Legit worried.
*not*