The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

I thought shotguns were for bank jobs?

Usually my dad was cleaning his when I would bring a guy home.

Huge coincidence I'm sure

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Never go to Carmen's unannounced......

I like surprises! It's best time to practice the upswing and the butt stroke!

That poor man's heart

I call it cardio.

The mailmen probably has shivers run down his spine each day as he completes the simple act of delivering the mail

I dont know what you're talking about. Doesn't everyone greet the Amazon driver or the mailman in a sheer silk robe that's half open?! Have I been doing it wrong?!

I thought shotguns were for bank jobs?

You're thinking revolvers - they don't leave a casing behind for evidence..... and in my defense, the manager had it coming!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Usually my dad was cleaning his when I would bring a guy home.

Huge coincidence I'm sure

Hmm, wierd. My dad practically begged hubby to take me away. To copy you, "Huge coincidence I'm sure."

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I thought shotguns were for bank jobs?

This is Merica! We have high powered rifles for that

 

[EyesOnHers]

I thought shotguns were for bank jobs?

Yeah that's what I thought too.
Only gun I ever fired was this massive thing and all I can remember is the red cartridges.
Googled it just now and it said shotgun???

I was 12... the thing left me with a bruised and sore face and shoulder for weeks.

yay dad... your mates weren't very responsible

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hmm, wierd. My dad practically begged hubby to take me away. To copy you, "Huge coincidence I'm sure."

Leave and go as far as you can were surely his words

 

[peekingone]

I like surprises! It's best time to practice the upswing and the butt stroke!


I call it cardio.


I dont know what you're talking about. Doesn't everyone greet the Amazon driver or the mailman in a sheer silk robe that's half open?! Have I been doing it wrong?!


You're thinking revolvers - they don't leave a casing behind for evidence..... and in my defense, the manager had it coming!

Are those dances?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Yeah that's what I thought too.
Only gun I ever fired was this massive thing and all I can remember is the red cartridges.
Googled it just now and it said shotgun???

I was 12... the thing left me with a bruised and sore face and shoulder for weeks.

yay dad... your mates weren't very responsible

sore face?!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Yeah that's what I thought too.
Only gun I ever fired was this massive thing and all I can remember is the red cartridges.
Googled it just now and it said shotgun???

I was 12... the thing left me with a bruised and sore face and shoulder for weeks.

yay dad... your mates weren't very responsible

That sounds painful. The gun kicked and hit your face? I'm sorry that happened to you

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Usually my dad was cleaning his when I would bring a guy home.

Huge coincidence I'm sure

Hmm, wierd. My dad practically begged hubby to take me away. To copy you, "Huge coincidence I'm sure."

 

[Orwellian69]

Have a good weekend, Cozy.

Maybe back next week.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Tomorrow me and my mom are a taking a day trip out of town about 90 miles away. I found out there is a really cool stationery store and probably 5 or 6 independent bookstores which to me is amazing. My heart races thinking about the prizes I’ll find. My bank account is probably huffing and puffing thinking about the use it will get.

 

[EyesOnHers]

sore face?!

They were drunk babe It was for their amusement.
Gave me this gun. Told me to nuzzle it in my shoulder and fire it. Left me to it. I did it.
Not strong enough to handle the kick back it gave.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Of course you are. No crossing swords though

Maybe skewers if we decide on kabobs

 

[peekingone]

Usually my dad was cleaning his when I would bring a guy home.

Huge coincidence I'm sure

Was his intro to the guy, Make my day?

 

[Mandy504]

Yeah that's what I thought too.
Only gun I ever fired was this massive thing and all I can remember is the red cartridges.
Googled it just now and it said shotgun???

I was 12... the thing left me with a bruised and sore face and shoulder for weeks.

yay dad... your mates weren't very responsible

That's pretty shitty.
I was thinking of Ray Winston and Vinnie Jones.

 

[peekingone]

They were drunk babe It was for their amusement.
Gave me this gun. Told me to nuzzle it in my shoulder and fire it. Left me to it. I did it.
Not strong enough to handle the kick back it gave.

what the hell did you hit when you fired it?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Tomorrow me and my mom are a taking a day trip out of town about 90 miles away. I found out there is a really cool stationery store and probably 5 or 6 independent bookstores which to me is amazing. My heart races thinking about the prizes I’ll find. My bank account is probably huffing and puffing thinking about the use it will get.

Thats 90 miles the wrong direction.
If you take the next off ramp and head the opposite direction

 

[MissSNG]

Maybe skewers if we decide on kabobs

Mmm kebabs

Im willing to brave being near skewers if someone is grilling meat

 

[KatieKulka32]

Was his intro to the guy, Make my day?

Sometimes silence says so much more than words ever could.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

They were drunk babe It was for their amusement.
Gave me this gun. Told me to nuzzle it in my shoulder and fire it. Left me to it. I did it.
Not strong enough to handle the kick back it gave.

I had the same thing happen to me when I fired a shot gun. My jaw was sore for a week.

The only other gun I've fired was a .38 (I say it was a .38 special, but I don't know if it really was or not) And that made me feel like a Clint Eastwood badass. I also learned that, in a zombie apocalypse, if the zombie stays very still about 15 feet from me, I will eventually kill it.

 

[Cogan]

Lindy hop is so much fun!! So is West Coast Swing.

You'd be welcome to teach me!

I love the energy in the music. I just can't sit still when it's played.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Lindy hop is so much fun!! So is West Coast Swing.

I only know east coast/jitterbug.....do you know the differences?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Tomorrow me and my mom are a taking a day trip out of town about 90 miles away. I found out there is a really cool stationery store and probably 5 or 6 independent bookstores which to me is amazing. My heart races thinking about the prizes I’ll find. My bank account is probably huffing and puffing thinking about the use it will get.

That sounds like so much fun! I can just smell the stationery store.

I hope there's a good lunch planned, too.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Tomorrow me and my mom are a taking a day trip out of town about 90 miles away. I found out there is a really cool stationery store and probably 5 or 6 independent bookstores which to me is amazing. My heart races thinking about the prizes I’ll find. My bank account is probably huffing and puffing thinking about the use it will get.

Omg, that sounds amazing!!