The Cozy Corner

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Or better yet, rub some dirt on it then bury that shit deep.

That works too

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We are just looking out for you... We can aim ours away and don't have to worry about it splashing on our shoes

That's what heels are for.

 

[KatieKulka32]

They act like it's all natural. But then I pull up my dress, push panties down, squat and pee and suddenly it's an issue. GTFOH

Heaven forbid we wreck the perfect little image of us that they have formed in their brains

 

[humanmale]

Heaven forbid we wreck the perfect little image of us that they have formed in their brains

You go girl. Preach!

 

[Mandy504]

That's what heels are for.

So true!

 

[humanmale]

Yeah … scotch may have been a mistake.

 

[metrifonate]

That's what heels are for.

Not treading on people?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Heaven forbid we wreck the perfect little image of us that they have formed in their brains

I didn't realize I did that to hubby until years after we married. He met me when I was entirely too deep into gang life so he knew I wasn't some delicate flower. But he helped me out of that life (sexy nerd).

Got married. Had kids. I settled down (after some dancing to help pay bills) and he just kept looking at me like I was this delicate flower.

Then poof. World shattering event when we went camping, went on a hike and I needed to pee. Told him to just keep an eye out and I did my thing.

He didn't say anything until weeks later when he started with "babe, that time we were hiking..... I don't even know how to process that."

I asked him if it would have been better to pee my shorts and he just stumbled about. Men!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Heaven forbid we wreck the perfect little image of us that they have formed in their brains

hell you arent wrecking any image in most of our minds.. Most of the guys around here would just be wondering in you had panties on under your skirt

 

[metrifonate]

I didn't realize I did that to hubby until years after we married. He met me when I was entirely too deep into gang life so he knew I wasn't some delicate flower. But he helped me out of that life (sexy nerd).

Got married. Had kids. I settled down (after some dancing to help pay bills) and he just kept looking at me like I was this delicate flower.

Then poof. World shattering event when we went camping, went on a hike and I needed to pee. Told him to just keep an eye out and I did my thing.

He didn't say anything until weeks later when he started with "babe, that time we were hiking..... I don't even know how to process that."

I asked him if it would have been better to pee my shorts and he just stumbled about. Men!

Did he think liquid just evaporated from women?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Did he think liquid just evaporated from women?

He actually told me I'd cry, complain, or whine about needing to pee.

I'm not that chica.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I didn't realize I did that to hubby until years after we married. He met me when I was entirely too deep into gang life so he knew I wasn't some delicate flower. But he helped me out of that life (sexy nerd).

Got married. Had kids. I settled down (after some dancing to help pay bills) and he just kept looking at me like I was this delicate flower.

Then poof. World shattering event when we went camping, went on a hike and I needed to pee. Told him to just keep an eye out and I did my thing.

He didn't say anything until weeks later when he started with "babe, that time we were hiking..... I don't even know how to process that."

I asked him if it would have been better to pee my shorts and he just stumbled about. Men!

After all those years, Mind Blown,

hell you arent wrecking any image in most of our minds.. Most of the guys around here would just be wondering in you had panties on under your skirt

Wondering is a good word

 

[cheekygirl75]

On my third of 16 20-40 minute tutorial videos

 

[cheekygirl75]

Also just noticed a new emoji! Has this been around for a while?

Oops, I guess Lit doesn’t like it

 

[metrifonate]

Also just noticed a new emoji! Has this been around for a while?

Having a pee in a parking lot emoji?

 

[humanmale]

Also just noticed a new emoji! Has this been around for a while?

Oops, I guess Lit doesn’t like it

I've got swirly eyes

 

[cheekygirl75]

Having a pee in a parking lot emoji?

Nooo, funny guy This one:

 

[Mandy504]

Nooo, funny guy This one:
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It's an ant

 

[humanmale]

Nooo, funny guy This one:
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NOT what I've got at all.

 

[cheekygirl75]

NOT what I've got at all.
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No, I didn’t mean that one… I tried to use it in the other post, but it was just blank when I hit post reply.

 

[cheekygirl75]

NOT what I've got at all.
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That’s why I said Lit didn’t like it

 

[metrifonate]

Having a pee in a parking lot
‍♀

 

[humanmale]

Am I loud? Am I being obnoxiously loud? I feel like I'm loud. Weird, that's not like me at all. That's not who I am. Not whut I'm about, yo! What is happening? We were having so much fun. Should I go to bed? No, it's too early for that. This is fun. Keep it up. Quick, write something funny about women! Nope! Don't do that my friend! Waaaay to risky! Chill. Just chill for a minute. Drink slower. Slowlyer? Slowerly? Never mind. Just chill. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool honey bunny. Hihihi, great movie

 

[EyesOnHers]

Nooo, funny guy This one:
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I've seen this one!
Someone (maybe @MissSNG ?) used it on another thread when we were talking about tapioca being like frog spawn.
I can't find it on my phone to use it but to me it is the 'tapioca' emoji!

 

[jason28053]

I've seen this one!
Someone (maybe @MissSNG ?) used it on another thread when we were talking about tapioca being like frog spawn.
I can't find it on my phone to use it but to me it is the 'tapioca' emoji!

Never mind that, frog spawn??