The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I don't even care that it's pandering....in fact I kind of prefer it: one more

Three 's of approval!!! *faints*

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Three 's of approval!!! *faints*

Gosh I hope these smelling salts work because I am NOT doing mouth to mouth

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Sorry girl. Gotta put ya down.

Gosh I hope these smelling salts work because I am NOT doing mouth to mouth

Never knew you shoved smelling salts in the mouth. Learn something new today

 

[KatieKulka32]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Will you do your business already so we can go back inside and catch the rest of the game?

 

[jason28053]

Gosh I hope these smelling salts work because I am NOT doing mouth to mouth

Try spit?

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

I’m gonna give you a bath and then a nice Bone.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Gosh I hope these smelling salts work because I am NOT doing mouth to mouth

After you stole my top hat and wallet I better get mouth to mouth!

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Grab the ball!! Grab the ball!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

I'm going out for the day. Get in the crate.

 

[KatieKulka32]

After you stole my top hat and wallet I better get mouth to mouth!

You wish!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Show them your veejay

 

[jason28053]

I'm going out for the day. Get in the crate.

I knew I could count on you !

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

You're more well behaved than your sister.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You wish!

Your Yelp review is going downhill!

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Who’s a good boy?

 

[KatieKulka32]

You're Yelp review is going downhill!

As long as its not my Lit story ratings!
Your not you're

 

[PageWriter2]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Are you in heat again?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

I'm off to the ____, don't tear up the couch while I'm gone.

 

[CarlyAnn]

She did better than 50 Cent at tossing out the first pitch

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

As long as its not my Lit story ratings!
Your not you're

Oh even better!

Ok grammar Nazi #3

 

[PageWriter2]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Let’s go girl, I paid that stud next door to knock you up.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Please stop licking that.

 

[jason28053]

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

Gives new meaning to “fire it in there” lol

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

He hit something.... not the glove though.