The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

Or

Or, and this is just an idea, don't do that. Give me time to see if I can turn the prison into the start of my new dark empire.

If you need a trusty Lieutenant on the inside, I can commit my own treacherous acts

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Since when did you learn the word 'please' ?

Typo.

 

[jason28053]

Or

Or, and this is just an idea, don't do that. Give me time to see if I can turn the prison into the start of my new dark empire.

Orange is the new black!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

because leashes are for play... collars are fucking forever!

And the nicest ones come in a lovely blue box from Tiffany's.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Please tell me that wasn't for microwaving a tortilla infront of you!?

I'm trying to like you but every time I think I might start to like you, you go ahead and fuck it all up. SMDH

because leashes are for play... collars are fucking forever!

To each their own. Personally, I like it when he squeeze hard enough to hurt - feeling that pain for a day or so after is a reminder that I belong to him.

If you need a trusty Lieutenant on the inside, I can commit my own treacherous acts

Chica, welcome to 'The Organization'

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

And the nicest ones come in a lovely blue box from Tiffany's.

If we're talking diamond necklaces, yes!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm trying to like you but every time I think I might start to like you, you go ahead and fuck it all up. SMDH

Their, there. *pats head quickly and runs away laughing hysterically *

 

[jason28053]

If we're talking diamond necklaces, yes!

What else could it be

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is there such a thing as getting too much pussy?

I just made fish sticks for lunch and now my cat is all over me trying to steal them.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Is there such a thing as getting too much pussy?

I just made fish sticks for lunch and now my cat is all over me trying to steal them.

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half there

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Their, there. *pats head quickly and runs away laughing hysterically *

There are times in life when you recognize and give thanks for learning something you thought you'd never need. I want to take this moment to give thanks to hubby for teaching me how to shoot a Remington 700 in 300WinMag..... smiles as she watches SCW run around wildly.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Their, there. *pats head quickly and runs away laughing hysterically *

There are times in life when you recognize and give thanks for learning something you thought you'd never need. I want to take this moment to give thanks to hubby for teaching me how to shoot a Remington 700 in 300WinMag..... smiles as she watches SCW run around wildly.

The old adage don't run, you'll only die tired comes to mind here

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The old adage don't run, you'll only die tired comes to mind here

I was thinking of the movie The Jackal where Jack Black is an arms dealer and Bruce Willis uses him as target practice

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

And the nicest ones come in a lovely blue box from Tiffany's.

There could be just as much magic in a string and a rock if the heart and love are in it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

There are times in life when you recognize and give thanks for learning something you thought you'd never need. I want to take this moment to give thanks to hubby for teaching me how to shoot a Remington 700 in 300WinMag..... smiles as she watches SCW run around wildly.

I'm too close and of course you would use a scope instead of iron sight.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

BItxh, please.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm too close and of course you would use a scope instead of iron sight.

I mean, even at 3 feet, the muzzle blast of a .300 WinMag would be enough to topple you over... or at the very least, knock that stupid Top Hat off your oblong head!

 

[Qky75]

I'm too close and of course you would use a scope instead of iron sight.

Snaps on nitrile gloves SNAP!!

Did someone say.... scope

 

[KatieKulka32]

I was thinking of the movie The Jackal where Jack Black is an arms dealer and Bruce Willis uses him as target practice

Chef's Kiss. That's it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I mean, even at 3 feet, the muzzle blast of a .300 WinMag would be enough to topple you over... or at the very least, knock that stupid Top Hat off your oblong head!

You wish you could topple me over!

And at least I'm not the one with aluminum foil over mine to keep @rlaflamme from reading my dirty mind!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You wish you could topple me over!

And at least I'm not the one with aluminum foil over mine to keep @rlaflamme from reading my dirty mind!

Name dropping now? That's pretty low!

 

[metrifonate]

If we're talking diamond necklaces, yes!

Or a pearl necklace

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Snaps on nitrile gloves SNAP!!

Did someone say.... scope

You better be gentile like the last time or I'll report you!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Name dropping now? That's pretty low!

I set the bar low.

You're welcome.

 

[Qky75]

You better be gentile like the last time or I'll report you!

Remembering that joke about the man overhearing his proctologist say, "it's going to be fine. Just breathe and try not to get an erection Bob."

man, "my name's Jake?!?"

Dr. "Hi Jake name's Dr. Smith but you can call me Bob."