The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

I'm off to the ____, don't tear up the couch while I'm gone.

 

[CarlyAnn]

She did better than 50 Cent at tossing out the first pitch

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

As long as its not my Lit story ratings!
Your not you're

Oh even better!

Ok grammar Nazi #3

 

[PageWriter2]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Let’s go girl, I paid that stud next door to knock you up.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Please stop licking that.

 

[jason28053]

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

Gives new meaning to “fire it in there” lol

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

He hit something.... not the glove though.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Just another guy being cocky.

 

[KatieKulka32]

This was my favorite….wished I was there.

The pitchers reaction said it all

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Hurry up and do your business!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Let’s go girl, I paid that stud next door to knock you up.

Go to the 'Loving Wives' story section and you'll find a lot of that

 

[CarlyAnn]

The pitchers reaction said it all

I remember him as a little kid visiting Fenway on occasion. He’s a cancer survivor.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Stop trying to hump everything!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I remember him as a little kid visiting Fenway on occasion. He’s a cancer survivor.

It makes me happy to hear that

 

[PageWriter2]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Until you stop making a mess in bed you sleep in a crate.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Calm down so I can put this leash on!

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Give me the ball back!

 

[jason28053]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

Fetch!!

 

[CarlyAnn]

It makes me happy to hear that

I worked at MGH in Boston but I visited the kids at the Jimmy Fund building in Brookline, MA. I couldn’t help getting sad when one day one of the kids said, “Don’t cry, you’re not the one with cancer”. I almost killed him when I hugged him.

 

[PageWriter2]

Fetch!!

Good girl.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Fetch!!

Drop it!

 

[Jaws82]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

This bitch is just like her mother

 

[KatieKulka32]

I worked at MGH in Boston but I visited the kids at the Jimmy Fund building in Brookline, MA. I couldn’t help getting sad when one day one of the kids said, “Don’t cry, you’re not the one with cancer”. I almost killed him when I hugged him.

The patients there deserve all the hugs and support and everything else

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

You stink and need a bath!

 

[jason28053]

I wonder how @cheekygirl75 is fairing with her new job training?