The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

The first thing that comes to mind when I read this is a judge slamming a gavel and telling me I'm doing 10-15 for 2nd degree manslaughter and desecration of a corpse.

I'll bring you a cake with a nail file baked into it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

The first thing that comes to mind when I read this is a judge slamming a gavel and telling me I'm doing 10-15 for 2nd degree manslaughter and desecration of a corpse.

Please tell me that wasn't for microwaving a tortilla infront of you!?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Or

I'll bring you a cake with a nail file baked into it

Or, and this is just an idea, don't do that. Give me time to see if I can turn the prison into the start of my new dark empire.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Please tell me that wasn't for microwaving a tortilla infront of you!?

Since when did you learn the word 'please' ?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

but the thought of a collar? That's a totally different fire. lol

because leashes are for play... collars are fucking forever!

 

[metrifonate]

Really? And I'm over here wondering who has been leashed.

Gets me thinking

 

[KatieKulka32]

Or

Or, and this is just an idea, don't do that. Give me time to see if I can turn the prison into the start of my new dark empire.

If you need a trusty Lieutenant on the inside, I can commit my own treacherous acts

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Since when did you learn the word 'please' ?

Typo.

 

[jason28053]

Or

Or, and this is just an idea, don't do that. Give me time to see if I can turn the prison into the start of my new dark empire.

Orange is the new black!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

because leashes are for play... collars are fucking forever!

And the nicest ones come in a lovely blue box from Tiffany's.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Please tell me that wasn't for microwaving a tortilla infront of you!?

I'm trying to like you but every time I think I might start to like you, you go ahead and fuck it all up. SMDH

because leashes are for play... collars are fucking forever!

To each their own. Personally, I like it when he squeeze hard enough to hurt - feeling that pain for a day or so after is a reminder that I belong to him.

If you need a trusty Lieutenant on the inside, I can commit my own treacherous acts

Chica, welcome to 'The Organization'

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

And the nicest ones come in a lovely blue box from Tiffany's.

If we're talking diamond necklaces, yes!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm trying to like you but every time I think I might start to like you, you go ahead and fuck it all up. SMDH

Their, there. *pats head quickly and runs away laughing hysterically *

 

[jason28053]

If we're talking diamond necklaces, yes!

What else could it be

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is there such a thing as getting too much pussy?

I just made fish sticks for lunch and now my cat is all over me trying to steal them.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Is there such a thing as getting too much pussy?

I just made fish sticks for lunch and now my cat is all over me trying to steal them.

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half there

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Their, there. *pats head quickly and runs away laughing hysterically *

There are times in life when you recognize and give thanks for learning something you thought you'd never need. I want to take this moment to give thanks to hubby for teaching me how to shoot a Remington 700 in 300WinMag..... smiles as she watches SCW run around wildly.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Their, there. *pats head quickly and runs away laughing hysterically *

There are times in life when you recognize and give thanks for learning something you thought you'd never need. I want to take this moment to give thanks to hubby for teaching me how to shoot a Remington 700 in 300WinMag..... smiles as she watches SCW run around wildly.

The old adage don't run, you'll only die tired comes to mind here

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The old adage don't run, you'll only die tired comes to mind here

I was thinking of the movie The Jackal where Jack Black is an arms dealer and Bruce Willis uses him as target practice

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

And the nicest ones come in a lovely blue box from Tiffany's.

There could be just as much magic in a string and a rock if the heart and love are in it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

There are times in life when you recognize and give thanks for learning something you thought you'd never need. I want to take this moment to give thanks to hubby for teaching me how to shoot a Remington 700 in 300WinMag..... smiles as she watches SCW run around wildly.

I'm too close and of course you would use a scope instead of iron sight.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alright, here’s a prompt
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

And go!!

BItxh, please.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm too close and of course you would use a scope instead of iron sight.

I mean, even at 3 feet, the muzzle blast of a .300 WinMag would be enough to topple you over... or at the very least, knock that stupid Top Hat off your oblong head!

 

[Qky75]

I'm too close and of course you would use a scope instead of iron sight.

Snaps on nitrile gloves SNAP!!

Did someone say.... scope

 

[KatieKulka32]

I was thinking of the movie The Jackal where Jack Black is an arms dealer and Bruce Willis uses him as target practice

Chef's Kiss. That's it