The Cozy Corner

[metrifonate]

And yet the heart goes on after for a while. I love that term "clinical death" it feels so much like Miracle Max's "mostly dead"

Some people seem to function with brain death

 

[Qky75]

I love seeing hubby's reaction every time someone proudly claims something is 'military grade.' He looks at me and then goes off on some 20 minute rant about how stupid this or that is. Always cracks me up!

Grandad loved talking about the "soap guns" he had to use because the disposable muzzles were so cheap they'd melt after a few clips and you'd just have to screw another one on.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I love seeing hubby's reaction every time someone proudly claims something is 'military grade.' He looks at me and then goes off on some 20 minute rant about how stupid this or that is. Always cracks me up!

It probably gets him in a mood though, right?

Sooooo... You're saying the light at the end of the tunnel orgasm achieved with a choking fetish is a bad thing?
@Dayhoosier write this down on your pad..

Didn't work out so well for David Carradine
Edit: this is a cautionary tale to be safe

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nah I've just seen brown water come out of the sink too many times.

Plus it's just filtered water from my fridge.

I lived in military housing for at least 12 years. Brown water was the least of your worries.

 

[Qky75]

I lived in military housing for at least 12 years. Brown water was the least of your worries.

Wasn't it illegitimate pregnancy and STDs?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It probably gets him in a mood though, right?

Calming him down has become a thing for me. I just walk up to him, start to put my hair in apony tail and poof... Like magic, he calms down and gets a big smile.

And I get a treat....

 

[jason28053]

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Wasn't it illegitimate pregnancy and STDs?

That plus mold, lead paint, infestations..... aka you live in an apocalypse.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That plus mold, lead paint, infestations..... aka you live in an apocalypse.

Absolutely true!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Absolutely true!

And thats with the "liveable housing"..... don't get started on the substandard.

 

[Qky75]

That plus mold, lead paint, infestations..... aka you live in an apocalypse.

Gaudiamus Igatur!! Eat her, drink liquor, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

 

[rick_j21]

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If this is true I’m going to be immortal

 

[jason28053]

Gaudiamus Igatur!! Eat her, drink liquor, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

So in other words eat Mary?

 

[jason28053]

If this is true I’m going to be immortal

Same. I’m actually in my 80’s

 

[rick_j21]

Same. I’m actually in my 80’s

I’m only 45 but I think I’ll live to be 450

 

[Qky75]

So in other words eat Mary?

In other words always trade for the Skittlez....lolol

 

[KatieKulka32]

That plus mold, lead paint, infestations..... aka you live in an apocalypse.

The cockroaches probably find better accomodations

 

[jason28053]

The cockroaches probably find better accomodations

Stop talking about his family that way!

 

[metrifonate]

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Appreciate someone else's melons and life expectancy is dramatically cut.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Absolutely true!

Good morning

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

The cockroaches probably find better accomodations

They are living it up!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Stop talking about his family that way!

At least we all have top hats!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

At least we all have top hats!

Thank you for this mental image.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Thank you for this mental image.

You're welcome.