The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

WTF?

You're welcome.

 

[KatieKulka32]

At first I thought it was that magic tape that can fix anything
But no… that’s not it

That was my thought too but it doesn't look like the infomercials

Obviously cleaning something you perv!

It doesn't look very clean

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

That was my thought too but it doesn't look like the infomercials

Maybe a scrubber?

It doesn't look very clean

It does.... you're watching the hand movement instead...

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good morning, sending my best wishes for an amazing Thursday to everyone. Holiday weekend on the horizon for some us.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Good morning everyone, 49 degrees out now and topping out at 60. Much better than yesterday’s 94.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I meant 59 and 70….Still sleepy, sorry.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Memorial Day weekend rain chances here:

Fri 95%
Sat 70%
Sun 90%
Mon 90%

Chances of tan lines are looking bleak

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What up Cozy crew... Everyone caffeinated and ready to show the devil how to raise some hell?

 

[humanmale]

https://earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2026-05-20-14-14-33-utc-3-5-10
We had a 3.5 earthquake yesterday at 4.15 pm. About 25km (15mi) from my fucking desk chair.
BTW, Denmark is in the middle of an tectonic plate, so yeah… that's not suppose to happen.
That was kinda exciting. Nothing else to report really.

 

[metrifonate]

https://earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2026-05-20-14-14-33-utc-3-5-10
We had a 3.5 earthquake yesterday at 4.15 pm. About 25km (15mi) from my fucking desk chair.
BTW, Denmark is in the middle of an tectonic plate, so yeah… that's not suppose to happen.
That was kinda exciting. Nothing else to report really.

It's the end of the world as we know it !

 

[KatieKulka32]

It's the end of the world as we know it !

But I feel fine

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

https://earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2026-05-20-14-14-33-utc-3-5-10
We had a 3.5 earthquake yesterday at 4.15 pm. About 25km (15mi) from my fucking desk chair.
BTW, Denmark is in the middle of an tectonic plate, so yeah… that's not suppose to happen.
That was kinda exciting. Nothing else to report really.

Bruh... its the alien hive mind thats been imbedded in the earths crust finally waking up... you should panic and start freaking out.. run around town like a mad man telling everyone. Please keep us posted on how it goes

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

But I feel fine

Well played.

 

[jonnoback]

This is so busy. So work can’t be?

 

[Dayhoosier]

But I feel fine

Perfect

Also I suddenly felt like I was in 9th grade

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

This is so busy. So work can’t be?

I can't speak for the others, but I have been in the office for an hour and a half and we aren't technically open for another 20 minutes. I don't have to deal with as much as usual when things are up and running, so I can multitask more efficiently now.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

What up Cozy crew... Everyone caffeinated and ready to show the devil how to raise some hell?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Perfect

Also I suddenly felt like I was in 9th grade

so you will be hiding your boner under your desk all day?

 

[jason28053]

But I feel fine

Michael? Is that you?

 

[jason28053]

Good morning CC, happy Thursday

 

[humanmale]

Bruh... its the alien hive mind thats been imbedded in the earths crust finally waking up... you should panic and start freaking out.. run around town like a mad man telling everyone. Please keep us posted on how it goes

I think I have enough egg on my face for now, so … pass

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

But I feel fine

Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower...

 

[KatieKulka32]

Perfect

Also I suddenly felt like I was in 9th grade

You're dating yourself here
But not carbon dating

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People having an appropriate emotional response to your actions does not make them the devil!

 

[MissSNG]

What up Cozy crew... Everyone caffeinated and ready to show the devil how to raise some hell?

Best I can do is muster a growl while I clutch my coffee mug possessively

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Bruh... its the alien hive mind thats been imbedded in the earths crust finally waking up... you should panic and start freaking out.. run around town like a mad man telling everyone. Please keep us posted on how it goes

I thought it was the center earth people knocking to be let out!