The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

It's Bank Holiday, they're off getting merry, then sloshed, then pissed drunk.

... then wankered
NSFW (if non Brit)
... then cunted

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Just still getting confused you can name a treat 'peeps'... 'when obviously everyone knows that is an abbreviation for people'... and talk about shoving them in your mouth so casually

I mean, once it's in your mouth it's not really casual.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Well hello and welcome to Friday.

 

[EyesOnHers]

So.... When I brought pup home after her surgery on Wednesday, she was wasted. She was totally Wilma Flintstoned.

Yes!!!
Love this

 

[metrifonate]

Where did all our lovely UK friends go?

I'm not lovely and I had dinner and a shower (not at the same time MWP style)

 

[jason28053]

... then wankered
NSFW (if non Brit)
... then cunted

I’m gonna need to hear this

 

[KatieKulka32]

... then wankered
NSFW (if non Brit)
... then cunted

Jots down in dayhoosier's notebook

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’m gonna need to hear this

Do not tempt me...
I'm at the pissed stage and do not need encouragement for bad choices!

 

[jason28053]

... then wankered
NSFW (if non Brit)
... then cunted

Love that y’all use that word so freely

That and daft prick

 

[jason28053]

Do not tempt me...
I'm at the pissed stage and do not need encouragement for bad choices!

Do it
Do it
Do it …

 

[EyesOnHers]

Jots down in dayhoosier's notebook

It's pretty easy...
Just go upwards in vulgarity of slang/swearwords and stick an 'ed' on the end

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Do not tempt me...
I'm at the pissed stage and do not need encouragement for bad choices!

And here I was thinking we needed a group vocaroo challenge.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Love that y’all use that word so freely

That and daft prick

You put daft in front of it to show affection

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Do not tempt me...
I'm at the pissed stage and do not need encouragement for bad choices!

There is no such thing as a bad choice. It's simply a learning opportunity.

At worst, it's a story you can share!

 

[jason28053]

It's pretty easy...
Just go upwards in vulgarity of slang/swearwords and stick an 'ed' on the end

Taking notes

 

[KatieKulka32]

There is no such thing as a bad choice. It's simply a learning opportunity.

At worst, it's a cautionary tale you can share!

FIFY

 

[jason28053]

You put daft in front of it to show affection

Aww, then that’s why you called me that

 

[Sleepstory]

There is no such thing as a bad choice. It's simply a learning opportunity.

At worst, it's a story you can share!

The inner voice I need..

 

[EyesOnHers]

And here I was thinking we needed a group vocaroo challenge.

Game on!!!

1. I'm tipsy
2. I'm pissed
3. I'm wankered
4. I'm cunted

 

[jason28053]

Game on!!!

1. I'm tipsy
2. I'm pissed
3. I'm wankered
4. I'm cunted

So which number are you now love?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The inner voice I need..

I always listen to my inner voice. That bitch has got me into so much trouble... But I love her so she gets a pass

 

[jason28053]

I always listen to my inner voice. That bitch has got me into so much trouble... But I love her so she gets a pass

don’t do it
do it!

 

[humanmale]

I always listen to my inner voice. That bitch has got me into so much trouble... But I love her so she gets a pass

Is it inappropriate if I make a Carmen shrine here at home? You're my idol.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I always listen to my inner voice. That bitch has got me into so much trouble... But I love her so she gets a pass

Most would be scarred for life if they were privy to Carmen's inner voice

 

[jason28053]

Most would be scarred for life if they were privy to Carmen's inner voice

I believe she mentioned something about her husband‘s back