wwot40
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Such a happy flower!
she loves me she loves me not.
... he said, Americanly.
He said, Americanly.
Oh wait... @cheekygirl75... you were right!
I posted this a couple days ago when I was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite and I have no memory posting it. Good catch!
Trust me, chica. I'm waiting on those to ripen. There's almost a 200 yard wall of blackberries near my house that I go pick every year. You think I'd be tired of blackberry jams, pies, and blackberry lemonade but I can't get enough. I have so much blackberry jam and preserves in my pantry that it takes up an entire shelf system.Beautiful, but mmmm, fresh blackberries!![]()
Maybe make your own blackberry vodka?Trust me, chica. I'm waiting on those to ripen. There's almost a 200 yard wall of blackberries near my house that I go pick every year. You think I'd be tired of blackberry jams, pies, and blackberry lemonade but I can't get enough. I have so much blackberry jam and preserves in my pantry that it takes up an entire shelf system.
I even give a ton of it away every year!
There you have it, kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs!I knew it!! You even made the same joke![]()
Preserve some for me! I’ll shoot you my addressTrust me, chica. I'm waiting on those to ripen. There's almost a 200 yard wall of blackberries near my house that I go pick every year. You think I'd be tired of blackberry jams, pies, and blackberry lemonade but I can't get enough. I have so much blackberry jam and preserves in my pantry that it takes up an entire shelf system.
I even give a ton of it away every year!
While you're at it, can you please provide your mother's maiden name, last four of your social security number,....Preserve some for me! I’ll shoot you my address![]()
Lit give away. I love that Idea. I shoot you my addy to CarmenPreserve some for me! I’ll shoot you my address![]()
You already know that stuff I’m sure since you vetted meWhile you're at it, can you please provide your mother's maiden name, last four of your social security number,....
I’ll be sure to forward it to herLit give away. I love that Idea. I shoot you my addy to Carmen![]()
These secuchecks get tougher and tougher!While you're at it, can you please provide your mother's maiden name, last four of your social security number,....
Call me Carmen and I'll give you my addy. Ready. 867-5309While you're at it, can you please provide your mother's maiden name, last four of your social security number,....
Nice reference.Call me Carmen and I'll give you my addy. Ready. 867-5309![]()
I dog sat at a house with blackberry bushes one summer, right when they were ripe. I got addicted to good vanilla ice cream with blackberries. A little jealous of your bush(es)Trust me, chica. I'm waiting on those to ripen. There's almost a 200 yard wall of blackberries near my house that I go pick every year. You think I'd be tired of blackberry jams, pies, and blackberry lemonade but I can't get enough. I have so much blackberry jam and preserves in my pantry that it takes up an entire shelf system.
I even give a ton of it away every year!
Nope not going down the bush road on this one.I dog sat at a house with blackberry bushes one summer, right when they were ripe. I got addicted to good vanilla ice cream with blackberries. A little jealous of your bush(es)![]()
Also, I just took more drugs.There you have it, kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs!
I'm going to attempt the ol' breakfast in bed approach. Wish me luck.* whispers *
Morning cozies. It's 3.58am in gmt+1. Birds are beginning to sing. Humanmale's female is in one of her 'delightful' moods, so I'm hiding in here. I thought sleep would appease her, but nope … she's a sleep-puncher. You haven't seen me![]()
Hey you.Hey everybody